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No BS Newshour Episode #385

Mr. Billy’s Neighborhood

 

Shooting the $hit with my pal, Billy (Rock) Ritchie. 

What does a one legged man do with an extra shoe?

 

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Transcript:

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Made in Detroit is a clothing company,

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apparel company.

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Great one.

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Long history.

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Based in the Detroit area.

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I think it’s probably the longest one,

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actually,

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when you actually stop,

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when you look at all the different brands and it’s

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so saturated.

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Like, this is cool.

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Look at this here,

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man.

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This is like this,

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like a tracksuit.

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It is.

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You’re going to get out there and get it going.

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Super sweet.

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Where’s your leg?

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Which one?

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There’s only one.

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Where’d the other one go?

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Two legs, brother.

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Come on now.

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Do they make,

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pants?

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Like, would they make,

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especially for you in one leg?

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No, I still got to buy 2 shoes.

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You still got to buy 2 shoes?

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Yeah.

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What do you do with the leftover shoe?

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So it’s funny,

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man.

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I took, I took,

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I’m part of an exchange,

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right?

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A one-legged guy exchange?

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Yeah.

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There literally is.

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And my mom literally,

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in the late 1970s,

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would literally,

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I mean, I would get a Nike,

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and send them to this kid like in Georgia.

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Not me, my mom.

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Yeah.

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And then he would send me his back.

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His literally,

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I don’t know if you remember like Kmart made tracks,

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TRAX shoes.

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Yeah.

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I’d get all those.

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I’m just like,

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don’t even send them.

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So there’s a benefit to this because like,

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when did you get your first Air Jordan?

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I got my first Air Jordan.

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It’s funny.

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I was kind of-

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No, not Jordans,

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Jordan.

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I was late to the club and literally George Kohler

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Go Georgie,

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took care of Michael Jordan throughout the years,

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like literally.

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Made sure everywhere that man went,

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he was safe,

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you know?

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And friends of friends,

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and somehow he gets invited to my birthday party that

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my mom throws in Florida,

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Georgie shows up with three sets of Air Jordans.

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And I’ve never had a set,

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man.

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And I guess they’re pretty good ones because I don’t

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know what I have.

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And people are going,

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dude, you can’t wear those.

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I’m like, no,

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I can wear one and I can keep the other one.

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If I want to put it on display,

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it’s going to be in perfect condition and whatnot.

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So long story short,

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hanging out with Chris Chelios and Chris Chelios comes.

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You’re a name dropper.

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Paul McCartney told me not to drop names.

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Right?

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That’s a good one.

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No, so seriously,

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Shelly goes,

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I’ve never seen you in Jordan’s.

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I’m like, dude,

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George gave me 3.

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He goes, oh,

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you’re size 10.

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I go, yeah.

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He goes, he’s been sending you mine.

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I’m a 10.

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I haven’t gotten them in a while.

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You’ve been getting them.

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Okay, so wait a minute.

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And George has a garage full.

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So you would do a shoe exchange,

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except you’re so cheap,

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you didn’t give the kid in Georgia the other shoe.

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That you kept.

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Not those,

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no.

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you’re not sharing.

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Not those ones.

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Yeah, no, And by the way,

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the Brotherhood only goes so far.

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That was in the late 1970s.

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Oh, you’re a kid.

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A kid in Georgia.

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You’re a kid.

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You know.

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You’ve seen the telling for that.

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Yeah.

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My fingerprints weren’t so much on it as my mom’s,

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you know.

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So.

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My man.

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So where did Made in Detroit,

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what’s the website?

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Made in Detroit.com.

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And then there’s going to be a special No BS News Hour

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shirt.

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I saw the thing and it was funny because I was talking

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to Tommy,

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who runs MADE Detroit,

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and I’m like,

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you guys are doing a shirt with Charlie?

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He goes, yeah,

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You know,

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it’s going to be a character,

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this and that.

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And he said,

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you gave him a little direction in terms of like how

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your facial features should be somewhat more personified

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or whatnot.

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Wait a minute,

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wait a minute.

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Then he comes out,

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he has this,

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you know,

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graphic artist sketch it up,

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sends it back to you,

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and you’re like,

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dude, my nose is too big or something.

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No, what I said to him was,

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you should probably be able to tell that the caricature

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is of me.

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You know what I mean?

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Was the nose too big?

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It’s not any of that.

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He just doesn’t,

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you know,

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like, who’s going to want to wear that?

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Look at that.

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You know what I mean?

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I would have leaned into it.

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Maybe you could,

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I don’t care.

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I just said to Tommy,

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I’m like,

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would you wear that?

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And he goes,

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no.

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I go, isn’t the point to sell a shirt?

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Yeah.

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I get it.

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You know, for,

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you know.

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And you know,

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I’m just playing.

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Good purposes.

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You know what I mean?

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What are the good purposes?

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Tell me about the good purposes.

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Like one, it’s to invest in some good journalism,

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good ass journalism,

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because that’s what we do.

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And 2, we just quietly help kids.

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You know, like one young guy from Detroit,

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he had to get out.

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You know, he just had to get out.

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So we taught him to drive.

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We took him to his driving test.

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We got him a card,

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we put some money in his pocket,

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and he went out and just drove himself to Denver and

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made a life for himself.

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Right out of high school,

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he just went to Denver and made a life.

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So that’s what we do.

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Like your brother,

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Kid Rock,

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he did that.

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He does that all the time.

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Like when we started raising money,

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when the city went bankrupt and they took the healthcare,

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from the retirees,

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retired cops,

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retired firefighters,

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those that were catastrophically injured.

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Right.

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We started doing a chili cook-off to raise money for

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those guys.

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And I remember those.

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I forgot about those.

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Those were cool.

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And your brother just quietly did it.

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And that’s,

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you know.

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Those guys who really got into it too.

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Like when you actually threw it out there,

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you’re never sure how much people are going to get

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behind it.

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You know, no matter what,

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there’s always that little bit like,

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I hope this works.

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I thought with that one,

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wow.

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Yeah.

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I miss those days,

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Yeah, I think about all that and I’m like,

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those times have come and gone.

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And every once in a while,

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I just remember stuff I forgot.

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You know what I mean?

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And like, wow,

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that was great.

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You remember it or other,

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see other people remember it for me.

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And then I’m like,

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oh my God,

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I completely forgot about that.

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Seldomly am I the one going,

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oh yeah, you know?

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That’s remarkable with all the weed you smoked.

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Hey, CT lung scan,

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third year in a row,

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get one a year.

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I don’t get it.

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Nothing, everything,

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not perfect,

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but almost.

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Do my Dr.

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T’s want me to get that lung.

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And that’s 35 years of weed smoking and nicotine abuse.

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Yeah.

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It’s gotta be genetics.

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My doctor says,

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go get one.

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I said, all right.

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Everybody’s trying to pad their pocket with this shit.

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And she goes,

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well, what if you got lung cancer?

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I go, then I got lung cancer.

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I go, what if we get it early?

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I go, you got a point.

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I’ll make the appointment.

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Every time I try to make the appointment,

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nobody answers the fucking phone in these places.

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Like it’s all still COVID bullshit.

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You know what I mean?

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Everybody’s still lazy.

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Yeah.

271
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Well, we know we can’t get a doctor on the phone.

272
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And I love my doctors.

273
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I really do.

274
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But you can’t get them on the phone.

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And even now,

276
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like you’re saying,

277
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someone in the office is now getting tricky.

278
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He’s not answering the phone,

279
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bro.

280
00:07:56,240 –> 00:07:57,000
So yeah, anyway,

281
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we’re going to do that.

282
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I guess we’ll go to made in Detroit.com and then there’ll

283
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be.

284
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All the swag,

285
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they got all the lion stuff.

286
00:08:05,620 –> 00:08:06,780
Look at Bob made in Detroit,

287
00:08:06,820 –> 00:08:07,940
Bob the Seger around there.

288
00:08:07,940 –> 00:08:09,380
I got woman Rosie the Riveter.

289
00:08:10,340 –> 00:08:10,820
I mean, it’s cool.

290
00:08:10,900 –> 00:08:13,620
So what they’re going to do is do that one for me,

291
00:08:13,620 –> 00:08:14,420
my caricature.

292
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And then on the back,

293
00:08:15,860 –> 00:08:16,740
like each week,

294
00:08:16,980 –> 00:08:18,820
whatever the phrase that pops out,

295
00:08:18,900 –> 00:08:19,700
like trick,

296
00:08:19,700 –> 00:08:20,820
trick came on and he’s like,

297
00:08:20,820 –> 00:08:21,540
fixed the shit.

298
00:08:22,220 –> 00:08:25,100
And oh, and those things went crazy.

299
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We printed shirts,

300
00:08:25,940 –> 00:08:26,260
right?

301
00:08:26,260 –> 00:08:28,740
So like, I don’t know,

302
00:08:28,740 –> 00:08:29,220
like,

303
00:08:29,940 –> 00:08:30,820
Duggan’s a crook.

304
00:08:31,940 –> 00:08:33,500
Oh, interesting observation.

305
00:08:33,500 –> 00:08:37,540
So I just drove both up to Charlevoix and back to Charlevoix

306
00:08:38,100 –> 00:08:39,140
over Labor Day weekend.

307
00:08:40,420 –> 00:08:41,620
The only political.

308
00:08:41,860 –> 00:08:42,980
Adds up are his.

309
00:08:43,140 –> 00:08:44,420
Are Mike Duggan.

310
00:08:44,660 –> 00:08:45,940
And I saw two.

311
00:08:46,100 –> 00:08:48,100
I didn’t see any John James.

312
00:08:48,100 –> 00:08:49,380
I didn’t see any Bensons.

313
00:08:49,380 –> 00:08:51,980
I saw two Mike Duggans.

314
00:08:51,980 –> 00:08:53,220
It’s more than a year out,

315
00:08:53,220 –> 00:08:53,540
right?

316
00:08:53,620 –> 00:08:57,380
America’s top rated mayor.

317
00:08:59,460 –> 00:09:00,500
Governing magazine,

318
00:09:00,500 –> 00:09:00,780
dude.

319
00:09:01,220 –> 00:09:01,740
And you know what?

320
00:09:02,740 –> 00:09:03,860
The guy’s a knucklehead.

321
00:09:03,860 –> 00:09:06,060
See, I don’t like to be territorial.

322
00:09:06,060 –> 00:09:07,540
You know how people from around here are.

323
00:09:07,540 –> 00:09:09,060
They’re really territorial about the place.

324
00:09:09,060 –> 00:09:09,860
And I don’t care.

325
00:09:10,340 –> 00:09:12,980
I would like national media to come out,

326
00:09:12,980 –> 00:09:15,620
but they’ve gotten worse than local media.

327
00:09:15,620 –> 00:09:17,060
They don’t look at anything.

328
00:09:17,060 –> 00:09:17,940
Like they all say that

329
00:09:18,580 –> 00:09:20,460
go to the river walk and check out the new park,

330
00:09:20,460 –> 00:09:23,100
but it’s a fucking mud puddle because the guy embezzled

331
00:09:23,260 –> 00:09:26,900
with $40 million and they don’t even check their facts,

332
00:09:26,900 –> 00:09:27,460
you know what I mean?

333
00:09:27,460 –> 00:09:28,300
The city’s broke.

334
00:09:28,300 –> 00:09:29,540
How was he able?

335
00:09:30,740 –> 00:09:32,500
Because look at all that money he got from his crown.

336
00:09:32,500 –> 00:09:34,500
How long did this go on for?

337
00:09:34,900 –> 00:09:35,940
Don’t you do a year?

338
00:09:35,940 –> 00:09:37,980
No, the guy’s stealing the conservancy money.

339
00:09:37,980 –> 00:09:38,220
I know.

340
00:09:38,420 –> 00:09:39,620
Don’t you literally,

341
00:09:39,660 –> 00:09:40,740
on a yearly basis,

342
00:09:40,820 –> 00:09:42,460
he took 40 million in a year?

343
00:09:42,460 –> 00:09:43,180
No, and he,

344
00:09:43,220 –> 00:09:43,580
right?

345
00:09:43,700 –> 00:09:45,540
Like he apparently did it through credit card?

346
00:09:45,780 –> 00:09:46,260
I mean,

347
00:09:47,980 –> 00:09:50,300
Can you imagine having that credit card?

348
00:09:50,300 –> 00:09:53,500
I mean, like,

349
00:09:53,500 –> 00:09:54,420
what do you spend it on?

350
00:09:54,580 –> 00:09:55,300
Did you hear about?

351
00:09:55,300 –> 00:09:57,060
It can’t be anything real positive.

352
00:09:58,340 –> 00:09:58,820
Boy, dude,

353
00:09:58,820 –> 00:10:01,820
he was like sponsoring the Pistons G League squad,

354
00:10:02,100 –> 00:10:03,300
flying them around in jets.

355
00:10:04,100 –> 00:10:06,980
They had his logo of his club,

356
00:10:07,220 –> 00:10:07,380
right?

357
00:10:07,380 –> 00:10:09,940
He had a club and it was on the floor,

358
00:10:10,500 –> 00:10:12,900
on the G League team’s floor in the LCA.

359
00:10:13,540 –> 00:10:15,060
And has Tom Gords,

360
00:10:15,220 –> 00:10:16,140
the guy that owns the pit,

361
00:10:16,340 –> 00:10:19,060
has he paid the money back?

362
00:10:19,060 –> 00:10:21,140
that advertising money he got from the guy that stole

363
00:10:21,140 –> 00:10:22,020
the money from us?

364
00:10:23,500 –> 00:10:23,780
I don’t know.

365
00:10:24,020 –> 00:10:26,220
Did you hear about all that violence in Chicago over

366
00:10:26,220 –> 00:10:26,820
Labor Day weekend?

367
00:10:26,980 –> 00:10:28,140
You know, I just,

368
00:10:28,180 –> 00:10:30,540
I watched the two latest pieces this morning.

369
00:10:30,540 –> 00:10:32,020
And they’re the smaller versions,

370
00:10:32,020 –> 00:10:32,740
not the full,

371
00:10:33,380 –> 00:10:34,100
like the four minute.

372
00:10:34,260 –> 00:10:35,420
My daughters are dealing with those now.

373
00:10:35,460 –> 00:10:36,260
Yeah, smart.

374
00:10:36,900 –> 00:10:37,620
I tell you what,

375
00:10:37,780 –> 00:10:38,820
the last two,

376
00:10:39,060 –> 00:10:40,580
wow, really good.

377
00:10:41,020 –> 00:10:43,540
And yeah, what you’re talking about is like,

378
00:10:44,020 –> 00:10:46,820
I mean, the cook thing in Ann Arbor.

379
00:10:47,060 –> 00:10:47,620
The Fed.

380
00:10:47,780 –> 00:10:50,340
Yeah, like just so simple,

381
00:10:50,540 –> 00:10:51,740
but yet entertaining.

382
00:10:51,740 –> 00:10:53,460
And one thing I know about you is,

383
00:10:54,500 –> 00:10:56,260
You dot your I’s and cross your T’s,

384
00:10:56,260 –> 00:10:56,580
man.

385
00:10:56,820 –> 00:10:58,580
You have facts to support it.

386
00:10:58,580 –> 00:11:00,020
You have evidence.

387
00:11:00,340 –> 00:11:01,620
Like, it’s not just,

388
00:11:01,620 –> 00:11:03,020
I think, it’s not like,

389
00:11:03,100 –> 00:11:04,460
I got a strong gut feeling.

390
00:11:04,460 –> 00:11:05,700
It’s paperwork first.

391
00:11:05,700 –> 00:11:07,220
Dude, it’s unreal,

392
00:11:07,540 –> 00:11:08,100
you know?

393
00:11:08,340 –> 00:11:09,140
Who was the dude?

394
00:11:09,140 –> 00:11:11,300
He was an old white guy sitting in our house?

395
00:11:12,740 –> 00:11:14,740
Here’s what my sources tell me today,

396
00:11:14,740 –> 00:11:16,180
because we’re going to do another one next week.

397
00:11:16,180 –> 00:11:17,020
This is exclusive.

398
00:11:18,980 –> 00:11:20,340
Okay, so the Fed governor,

399
00:11:21,300 –> 00:11:22,020
Lisa Cook.

400
00:11:22,020 –> 00:11:22,420
Yeah.

401
00:11:22,540 –> 00:11:24,820
Is she technically,

402
00:11:26,020 –> 00:11:26,820
is she gone?

403
00:11:26,900 –> 00:11:30,020
Aren’t they confirming a new Fed governor?

404
00:11:30,420 –> 00:11:32,420
There’s another open seat.

405
00:11:32,660 –> 00:11:33,780
So hers is in limbo.

406
00:11:34,260 –> 00:11:34,500
Yeah.

407
00:11:34,660 –> 00:11:35,900
That’s what I was confused now.

408
00:11:36,100 –> 00:11:37,220
So you got to know all that shit,

409
00:11:37,220 –> 00:11:37,500
right?

410
00:11:37,620 –> 00:11:39,060
You got to know her voting record.

411
00:11:39,620 –> 00:11:45,900
Five times she voted against a Trump wanted interest

412
00:11:45,900 –> 00:11:47,500
rate decrease five times.

413
00:11:47,500 –> 00:11:49,540
So you can see what’s going on underneath it all.

414
00:11:49,860 –> 00:11:50,260
But

415
00:11:51,460 –> 00:11:52,100
That Ann Arbor,

416
00:11:52,100 –> 00:11:53,780
so she’s got three houses.

417
00:11:54,100 –> 00:11:54,940
One in Massachusetts,

418
00:11:54,940 –> 00:11:56,060
one in Georgia,

419
00:11:56,060 –> 00:11:56,980
and one in Ann Arbor,

420
00:11:56,980 –> 00:11:57,460
Michigan.

421
00:11:58,660 –> 00:12:00,420
That’s her primary residence,

422
00:12:00,460 –> 00:12:01,740
and she takes 100%

423
00:12:01,740 –> 00:12:02,660
deduction on that,

424
00:12:02,780 –> 00:12:03,020
okay?

425
00:12:04,660 –> 00:12:05,580
My guy tells me,

426
00:12:05,580 –> 00:12:06,620
and I’ll get the paperwork,

427
00:12:07,300 –> 00:12:08,900
it’s listed as an Airbnb rental.

428
00:12:10,180 –> 00:12:12,340
Okay, so that’s not your primary residence.

429
00:12:12,500 –> 00:12:14,660
We did track her to a nice,

430
00:12:15,140 –> 00:12:16,260
swanky,

431
00:12:17,060 –> 00:12:19,780
Apartment condo deal overlooking the Potomac.

432
00:12:19,780 –> 00:12:21,620
She’s been living there for a couple of years.

433
00:12:22,260 –> 00:12:24,740
700 square feet begins at 5 grand a month.

434
00:12:25,620 –> 00:12:26,500
Okay, if you want a view,

435
00:12:26,500 –> 00:12:27,180
probably sell it.

436
00:12:27,180 –> 00:12:28,180
Not Watergate.

437
00:12:28,500 –> 00:12:32,580
You got 3 mortgages and at least a $5,000 a month apartment.

438
00:12:32,660 –> 00:12:35,220
So at minimum,

439
00:12:35,220 –> 00:12:37,180
the new thing is you’re committing tax fraud.

440
00:12:38,020 –> 00:12:40,220
You’re a governor of the Federal Reserve,

441
00:12:40,220 –> 00:12:40,660
the biggest,

442
00:12:40,740 –> 00:12:41,460
most powerful,

443
00:12:41,460 –> 00:12:43,500
important central bank in the world.

444
00:12:44,180 –> 00:12:44,900
And you’re committing

445
00:12:45,380 –> 00:12:46,140
fucking tax funds,

446
00:12:46,140 –> 00:12:48,420
you’re like stiff in the Ann Arbor public schools

447
00:12:48,420 –> 00:12:48,820
and shit.

448
00:12:49,780 –> 00:12:50,500
Like you got-

449
00:12:50,500 –> 00:12:51,820
That’s simply stated.

450
00:12:52,100 –> 00:12:55,300
See, that puts it in terms where like literally someone

451
00:12:55,300 –> 00:12:57,140
like myself living in Royal Oak,

452
00:12:57,700 –> 00:12:58,820
part of the community,

453
00:12:59,540 –> 00:13:03,420
how does that affect your taking school money?

454
00:13:03,420 –> 00:13:03,580
Yeah.

455
00:13:04,580 –> 00:13:04,900
Come on.

456
00:13:04,900 –> 00:13:06,540
And here’s the other thing to know.

457
00:13:06,540 –> 00:13:07,780
It’s like so much to know.

458
00:13:08,820 –> 00:13:12,100
Ann Arbor had a whack as public schools because they

459
00:13:12,100 –> 00:13:14,060
took a bunch of one-time COVID money.

460
00:13:15,100 –> 00:13:15,540
And there’s,

461
00:13:16,020 –> 00:13:16,660
even they’re dumb.

462
00:13:16,660 –> 00:13:17,500
The whole thing’s dumb now.

463
00:13:17,500 –> 00:13:18,260
The whole size is dumb.

464
00:13:19,540 –> 00:13:23,860
And they booked it as a perpetual yearly revenue source.

465
00:13:23,860 –> 00:13:25,300
No, dude, it was only one time.

466
00:13:26,020 –> 00:13:28,620
So now you’re $20 million short.

467
00:13:28,620 –> 00:13:30,580
Oh shit, now we got to start laying people off.

468
00:13:30,820 –> 00:13:33,220
And when people like her,

469
00:13:34,260 –> 00:13:34,660
you know,

470
00:13:35,780 –> 00:13:37,220
the stewards of the community,

471
00:13:37,220 –> 00:13:37,460
you know,

472
00:13:37,460 –> 00:13:38,260
the big deal,

473
00:13:38,260 –> 00:13:38,700
the elite,

474
00:13:38,700 –> 00:13:39,900
when you’re fucking cheating.

475
00:13:41,220 –> 00:13:42,140
I mean, I don’t cheat.

476
00:13:42,700 –> 00:13:42,820
Yeah.

477
00:13:44,660 –> 00:13:45,220
I hear you.

478
00:13:45,740 –> 00:13:47,300
And every human being wants to.

479
00:13:49,140 –> 00:13:51,860
It’s amazing someone on that level,

480
00:13:51,860 –> 00:13:52,660
that scope,

481
00:13:54,020 –> 00:13:56,580
would be that,

482
00:13:56,980 –> 00:13:57,820
not desperate.

483
00:13:57,820 –> 00:13:58,980
I don’t know what the word is,

484
00:13:58,980 –> 00:13:59,820
like stupid.

485
00:13:59,940 –> 00:14:01,060
Like, you know,

486
00:14:01,060 –> 00:14:03,740
I’d have to ask her to like understand.

487
00:14:03,740 –> 00:14:04,980
I got her phone number.

488
00:14:04,980 –> 00:14:06,260
I got her phone number.

489
00:14:06,740 –> 00:14:08,020
I got her phone number.

490
00:14:08,420 –> 00:14:10,980
But the one that really blew my mind was

491
00:14:11,740 –> 00:14:15,380
What do you mean you can’t get the stats for crime

492
00:14:15,380 –> 00:14:16,020
in Detroit?

493
00:14:16,020 –> 00:14:17,060
What are you talking about?

494
00:14:17,540 –> 00:14:18,540
I saw what you said,

495
00:14:18,580 –> 00:14:20,980
like, they’ll tell the FBI some bullshit,

496
00:14:21,380 –> 00:14:21,660
you know,

497
00:14:21,700 –> 00:14:22,500
or a bake,

498
00:14:22,500 –> 00:14:22,900
you know,

499
00:14:22,900 –> 00:14:24,500
nothing that you can verify.

500
00:14:24,820 –> 00:14:26,980
And then they’ll say those are the numbers,

501
00:14:26,980 –> 00:14:27,220
but.

502
00:14:27,980 –> 00:14:29,060
What do you mean?

503
00:14:29,140 –> 00:14:31,300
They’ll call the national media and then that’ll be

504
00:14:31,300 –> 00:14:31,860
that, right?

505
00:14:31,860 –> 00:14:32,340
Then it’s,

506
00:14:32,660 –> 00:14:34,180
then you get a billboard on the highway,

507
00:14:34,180 –> 00:14:35,020
like America’s mayor.

508
00:14:35,020 –> 00:14:36,180
It’s like it’s all bullshit.

509
00:14:36,180 –> 00:14:39,140
I thought we reported in Detroit each year how many

510
00:14:39,140 –> 00:14:40,100
people got murdered.

511
00:14:41,220 –> 00:14:42,180
Okay, couple things.

512
00:14:42,180 –> 00:14:43,060
One, all right,

513
00:14:43,140 –> 00:14:44,300
we’ll finish the thought.

514
00:14:44,420 –> 00:14:48,740
We all, everybody knows Chicago had 58 shootings and

515
00:14:50,020 –> 00:14:50,900
eight homicides.

516
00:14:50,900 –> 00:14:51,220
By the way,

517
00:14:51,300 –> 00:14:52,180
way down,

518
00:14:52,420 –> 00:14:54,500
way down from like 3,

519
00:14:54,740 –> 00:14:55,900
which is insane.

520
00:14:55,900 –> 00:14:56,260
Yeah.

521
00:14:56,740 –> 00:14:57,340
It was like,

522
00:14:57,340 –> 00:14:58,180
and they’re saying,

523
00:14:59,220 –> 00:15:00,020
crime’s going down.

524
00:15:00,020 –> 00:15:01,380
It’s gone down 43.

525
00:15:02,620 –> 00:15:04,140
Dude, if you’re worth 400,

526
00:15:04,980 –> 00:15:06,100
like, come on.

527
00:15:06,100 –> 00:15:06,500
Right.

528
00:15:07,140 –> 00:15:08,340
I remember a couple years ago,

529
00:15:08,740 –> 00:15:11,620
Chicago, over Labor Day weekend on 4th of July weekend,

530
00:15:12,020 –> 00:15:15,980
had over 30 murders and over 100 shootings.

531
00:15:16,100 –> 00:15:17,380
So it’s like in half.

532
00:15:17,860 –> 00:15:17,980
Yeah.

533
00:15:17,980 –> 00:15:18,620
Okay, fine.

534
00:15:18,620 –> 00:15:19,140
That’s fine.

535
00:15:19,940 –> 00:15:21,420
You know, what’s Detroit’s?

536
00:15:21,420 –> 00:15:22,580
They didn’t report a number.

537
00:15:22,580 –> 00:15:23,380
Like Detroit,

538
00:15:23,380 –> 00:15:24,140
they treat it,

539
00:15:24,140 –> 00:15:25,220
you know what they treat it like?

540
00:15:25,540 –> 00:15:27,460
Joseph Stalin used to have a saying.

541
00:15:27,460 –> 00:15:29,700
He said, one man’s death is a tragedy.

542
00:15:30,340 –> 00:15:32,900
A million is a statistic.

543
00:15:33,580 –> 00:15:34,740
And that’s all they’re doing.

544
00:15:34,980 –> 00:15:36,180
They’re not treating it as.

545
00:15:36,620 –> 00:15:37,540
The tragedy,

546
00:15:37,780 –> 00:15:39,220
the treatment just is a number.

547
00:15:39,460 –> 00:15:43,100
Okay, so we look at Chicago’s four times more populated

548
00:15:43,100 –> 00:15:43,620
than Detroit,

549
00:15:43,860 –> 00:15:43,980
okay?

550
00:15:45,220 –> 00:15:48,340
So the comparable numbers would be,

551
00:15:48,500 –> 00:15:50,980
if there were 60 shootings in Chicago,

552
00:15:50,980 –> 00:15:52,260
there’d be 15 in Detroit.

553
00:15:52,260 –> 00:15:53,540
If there were eight murders,

554
00:15:53,860 –> 00:15:55,460
there would be two murders in Detroit.

555
00:15:55,460 –> 00:15:57,500
So are we at 2 and 15?

556
00:15:57,500 –> 00:16:00,660
Because our violent crime rate is much higher than

557
00:16:00,660 –> 00:16:01,300
Chicago’s.

558
00:16:01,700 –> 00:16:03,580
Because Chicago includes the North End,

559
00:16:03,980 –> 00:16:04,500
which is like,

560
00:16:04,500 –> 00:16:04,820
well,

561
00:16:05,551 –> 00:16:05,711
Yeah.

562
00:16:05,791 –> 00:16:07,711
Where you’re not getting shootings,

563
00:16:07,711 –> 00:16:08,671
right?

564
00:16:09,151 –> 00:16:11,191
So we have a big fucking problem here.

565
00:16:11,191 –> 00:16:12,671
And that’s where this money was supposed to go.

566
00:16:12,911 –> 00:16:15,031
And people do want to be safe.

567
00:16:15,311 –> 00:16:15,991
They do want cops.

568
00:16:15,991 –> 00:16:18,431
They want cops that beat their ass and disrespect them.

569
00:16:18,591 –> 00:16:20,751
But people want cops.

570
00:16:21,071 –> 00:16:24,311
And it’s, you know,

571
00:16:24,551 –> 00:16:29,871
I mean, that’s why you go to madeinthed.com.

572
00:16:29,871 –> 00:16:32,831
That’s what the money

573
00:16:33,831 –> 00:16:36,031
from me partnering with you guys is,

574
00:16:36,351 –> 00:16:37,031
goes to that,

575
00:16:37,151 –> 00:16:37,791
gets to it.

576
00:16:37,791 –> 00:16:38,591
So people fucking,

577
00:16:38,591 –> 00:16:40,191
at least no one can make a decision.

578
00:16:41,151 –> 00:16:41,271
Yeah.

579
00:16:41,311 –> 00:16:42,191
We gotta know.

580
00:16:43,311 –> 00:16:43,711
You know?

581
00:16:44,991 –> 00:16:46,351
So now, as a consequence,

582
00:16:46,351 –> 00:16:47,431
Trump’s talking about,

583
00:16:47,631 –> 00:16:48,471
you talk to Trump.

584
00:16:48,471 –> 00:16:49,751
I’m talking about sending the National Guard.

585
00:16:49,751 –> 00:16:50,431
Is he going in there?

586
00:16:51,151 –> 00:16:52,191
Is he sending the military in there,

587
00:16:52,231 –> 00:16:52,351
dude?

588
00:16:52,511 –> 00:16:53,231
I know you got into.

589
00:16:53,231 –> 00:16:54,031
And to where?

590
00:16:54,031 –> 00:16:54,551
Chicago.

591
00:16:54,551 –> 00:16:56,911
I have no idea what that man’s doing.

592
00:16:56,911 –> 00:16:57,391
Call him.

593
00:16:58,351 –> 00:16:59,431
I don’t have his phone number.

594
00:16:59,711 –> 00:17:00,711
You don’t have his phone number?

595
00:17:00,711 –> 00:17:01,431
I don’t.

596
00:17:01,431 –> 00:17:02,151
You just call for him.

597
00:17:02,911 –> 00:17:03,791
Every now and then.

598
00:17:04,511 –> 00:17:05,311
Every now and then.

599
00:17:05,311 –> 00:17:06,031
He’s a good golfer?

600
00:17:06,351 –> 00:17:07,271
He’s a great golfer.

601
00:17:07,271 –> 00:17:07,791
Is he really?

602
00:17:07,791 –> 00:17:07,951
Yeah.

603
00:17:08,311 –> 00:17:10,031
That man’s short game,

604
00:17:10,671 –> 00:17:12,191
I’d put up against anyone.

605
00:17:12,351 –> 00:17:13,031
Really?

606
00:17:13,031 –> 00:17:13,231
You know.

607
00:17:13,711 –> 00:17:15,671
And I get to whack it around with some other good guys

608
00:17:15,671 –> 00:17:16,511
that play golf,

609
00:17:16,711 –> 00:17:16,951
you know.

610
00:17:17,471 –> 00:17:17,871
Oh, hey.

611
00:17:18,351 –> 00:17:19,151
And I’ll tell you what,

612
00:17:20,191 –> 00:17:22,271
never had a fun around in my life.

613
00:17:23,871 –> 00:17:25,711
forgot he was the president at some point.

614
00:17:25,711 –> 00:17:26,991
We were having that much fun.

615
00:17:27,151 –> 00:17:28,151
That one with the video?

616
00:17:28,151 –> 00:17:30,271
He’s just a great human being.

617
00:17:30,311 –> 00:17:31,871
He’s a great grandfather.

618
00:17:32,271 –> 00:17:34,751
I know the picture on your piano.

619
00:17:34,831 –> 00:17:35,951
Is that the round you’re talking about?

620
00:17:36,191 –> 00:17:37,151
Every now and then,

621
00:17:37,471 –> 00:17:37,951
you know,

622
00:17:38,031 –> 00:17:38,791
I hit a good one.

623
00:17:38,791 –> 00:17:42,071
And that was probably the best shot I hit in my entire

624
00:17:42,071 –> 00:17:42,431
life.

625
00:17:43,951 –> 00:17:45,391
And I can say that honestly.

626
00:17:46,431 –> 00:17:46,951
Perfect timing.

627
00:17:46,951 –> 00:17:48,311
You can just hear my brother’s comments.

628
00:17:48,311 –> 00:17:49,951
It’s a shot of his life.

629
00:17:52,111 –> 00:17:52,751
Kind of was,

630
00:17:52,751 –> 00:17:52,911
but.

631
00:17:54,671 –> 00:17:55,631
One-legged bill,

632
00:17:56,071 –> 00:17:57,711
265, dead nuts.

633
00:17:58,031 –> 00:17:58,511
I’ve seen,

634
00:17:58,511 –> 00:17:59,711
I’ve sent you the video,

635
00:17:59,711 –> 00:18:00,031
right?

636
00:18:00,831 –> 00:18:02,751
Yeah, let’s take a look at that video now.

637
00:18:02,751 –> 00:18:17,481
You can’t hit it.

638
00:18:17,481 –> 00:18:21,961
Hey, isn’t that nice?

639
00:18:22,641 –> 00:18:23,361
All that pressure,

640
00:18:23,361 –> 00:18:24,001
you hit it perfectly.

641
00:18:24,471 –> 00:18:25,511
Couldn’t hit a bull better.

642
00:18:25,511 –> 00:18:27,511
I know, you can’t hit it better than that.

643
00:18:27,511 –> 00:18:28,311
That’s a shot of his life.

644
00:18:28,511 –> 00:18:29,031
Hey, that’s good.

645
00:18:29,711 –> 00:18:30,991
We have one brother that can handle.

646
00:18:44,431 –> 00:18:45,551
I like Billy better.

647
00:18:49,071 –> 00:18:49,271
I’m good.

648
00:18:50,071 –> 00:18:50,511
You’re up there.

649
00:18:51,951 –> 00:18:53,071
You got to get the picture of

650
00:18:53,711 –> 00:18:56,431
You driving and Trump sending you.

651
00:18:56,911 –> 00:18:58,231
I’m going to send you the video of it.

652
00:18:58,591 –> 00:18:59,551
I know, but you got to get it.

653
00:18:59,551 –> 00:19:00,751
You’re going to look pretty gay.

654
00:19:00,911 –> 00:19:01,871
No, you trust us.

655
00:19:01,871 –> 00:19:03,031
We’re not going to gay you out,

656
00:19:03,031 –> 00:19:03,231
dude.

657
00:19:03,231 –> 00:19:03,911
It’s pretty gay.

658
00:19:04,111 –> 00:19:04,991
You fucking Billy.

659
00:19:05,071 –> 00:19:06,511
Look at my picture.

660
00:19:06,511 –> 00:19:07,151
I asked.

661
00:19:07,151 –> 00:19:07,791
I want to see it.

662
00:19:08,671 –> 00:19:08,871
No.

663
00:19:09,311 –> 00:19:10,391
Why don’t you show the video?

664
00:19:10,391 –> 00:19:10,911
Please, Bill,

665
00:19:10,911 –> 00:19:11,471
please.

666
00:19:11,471 –> 00:19:13,471
Can I see the autographed picture?

667
00:19:13,831 –> 00:19:14,471
That’s it’s the.

668
00:19:14,671 –> 00:19:15,431
That’s OK.

669
00:19:15,791 –> 00:19:16,431
You’re a weirdo.

670
00:19:16,431 –> 00:19:18,671
Fucking diva,

671
00:19:18,671 –> 00:19:18,991
dude.

672
00:19:20,591 –> 00:19:21,551
But I can tell you what,

673
00:19:21,951 –> 00:19:24,631
this is when the judge put me out of my house and

674
00:19:25,551 –> 00:19:32,351
I was in between to watch the Lions 49ers playoff

675
00:19:32,351 –> 00:19:32,831
game with him.

676
00:19:32,831 –> 00:19:34,511
Fucker, I had COVID and shit.

677
00:19:34,751 –> 00:19:35,791
He goes, you can stay in my house.

678
00:19:35,791 –> 00:19:36,391
So I stayed in my house.

679
00:19:36,391 –> 00:19:37,951
He didn’t get me in trouble with everybody.

680
00:19:37,951 –> 00:19:38,471
Fucking great guy.

681
00:19:38,471 –> 00:19:40,511
Yeah, let’s have a look.

682
00:19:40,511 –> 00:19:45,551
Hold it, hold it up.

683
00:19:45,551 –> 00:19:45,871
Look at that.

684
00:19:45,871 –> 00:19:46,231
There’s Bill.

685
00:19:46,231 –> 00:19:47,151
There’s one legged Bill.

686
00:19:47,631 –> 00:19:48,031
Look at that.

687
00:19:48,911 –> 00:19:50,271
Billy, the shot.

688
00:19:50,671 –> 00:19:53,311
Perfect 265 yards.

689
00:19:53,471 –> 00:19:56,671
I will never forget Donald J.

690
00:19:56,831 –> 00:19:57,151
Trump.

691
00:19:57,391 –> 00:19:58,111
There’s Donald J.

692
00:19:58,111 –> 00:19:58,591
Trump.

693
00:19:59,631 –> 00:20:00,511
There’s his brother.

694
00:20:01,791 –> 00:20:02,991
RJ’s caddy.

695
00:20:03,911 –> 00:20:04,951
This guy can go.

696
00:20:04,951 –> 00:20:05,631
Who’s RJ?

697
00:20:06,031 –> 00:20:07,311
He’s Trump’s full-time caddy.

698
00:20:07,471 –> 00:20:08,431
Why’d you call him RJ?

699
00:20:08,431 –> 00:20:10,111
That’s what we call him.

700
00:20:10,231 –> 00:20:10,751
RJ?

701
00:20:10,831 –> 00:20:11,391
RJ.

702
00:20:11,631 –> 00:20:12,231
Who, Donald?

703
00:20:12,511 –> 00:20:13,631
No, he’s caddy.

704
00:20:13,631 –> 00:20:14,191
Oh, okay.

705
00:20:14,431 –> 00:20:14,911
Caddy.

706
00:20:15,951 –> 00:20:16,831
He’s in a cart.

707
00:20:17,551 –> 00:20:17,991
Donald?

708
00:20:17,991 –> 00:20:19,071
Yeah, absolutely.

709
00:20:19,071 –> 00:20:20,031
Why do you need a caddy?

710
00:20:20,111 –> 00:20:21,151
Speeds up the route.

711
00:20:21,151 –> 00:20:22,271
You got to pick the clubs.

712
00:20:22,271 –> 00:20:25,071
He’s got to help you assess things.

713
00:20:25,391 –> 00:20:26,991
There’s no strategy going on here,

714
00:20:27,471 –> 00:20:27,951
you know?

715
00:20:28,431 –> 00:20:30,111
It’s a huge advantage of having a great caddy.

716
00:20:30,111 –> 00:20:31,391
Dude, 265,

717
00:20:31,391 –> 00:20:31,951
that’s insane.

718
00:20:31,951 –> 00:20:34,111
I’ll tell you what was great because I was literally

719
00:20:35,151 –> 00:20:36,751
sitting there one day on the couch.

720
00:20:37,031 –> 00:20:39,231
I’m like, why is FedEx here?

721
00:20:39,951 –> 00:20:41,231
Just a little envelope.

722
00:20:42,591 –> 00:20:43,311
Open it up.

723
00:20:45,471 –> 00:20:47,071
Like, where’s the guy find the time?

724
00:20:47,951 –> 00:20:48,671
seriously?

725
00:20:48,991 –> 00:20:51,711
on East Hudson?

726
00:20:53,631 –> 00:20:54,111
Michigan?

727
00:20:54,591 –> 00:20:55,871
He really wanted to win Michigan,

728
00:20:55,911 –> 00:20:56,031
bro.

729
00:20:56,511 –> 00:20:57,551
Thanks, brother Bobby.

730
00:20:57,951 –> 00:20:58,871
Oh, my goodness.

731
00:20:58,871 –> 00:20:59,951
I say that a lot.

732
00:21:04,231 –> 00:21:05,391
Very building’s neighborhood,

733
00:21:06,351 –> 00:21:08,991
So can we get you back to a Lions game this year?

734
00:21:09,551 –> 00:21:11,151
Yeah, but I’m not eating any edibles,

735
00:21:11,151 –> 00:21:11,471
man.

736
00:21:12,031 –> 00:21:12,431
I’m not.

737
00:21:13,031 –> 00:21:14,071
What’s the funny world?

738
00:21:14,071 –> 00:21:15,231
He tricked me on that one.

739
00:21:16,391 –> 00:21:17,391
That’s unfair.

740
00:21:17,391 –> 00:21:17,951
I thought it was.

741
00:21:18,031 –> 00:21:18,751
I thought it was like.

742
00:21:18,991 –> 00:21:21,751
I was not taking responsibility.

743
00:21:21,751 –> 00:21:22,191
I know.

744
00:21:22,911 –> 00:21:27,751
I took responsibility.

745
00:21:27,751 –> 00:21:28,431
I know.

746
00:21:28,431 –> 00:21:29,711
Like a little kid.

747
00:21:29,711 –> 00:21:30,111
Like, hell no.

748
00:21:30,511 –> 00:21:30,751
that was.

749
00:21:30,751 –> 00:21:32,351
Dude, I’m digging the tracksuit though.

750
00:21:32,391 –> 00:21:33,311
It is pretty cool.

751
00:21:33,311 –> 00:21:33,791
You know.

752
00:21:33,791 –> 00:21:33,951
Yep.

753
00:21:34,591 –> 00:21:37,991
It’s got like a early 80s vibe.

754
00:21:37,991 –> 00:21:38,751
Exactly.

755
00:21:38,911 –> 00:21:39,471
You know.

756
00:21:39,471 –> 00:21:40,911
And you’re like kind of fluted down here.

757
00:21:40,911 –> 00:21:42,191
It looks super comfy.

758
00:21:42,671 –> 00:21:43,311
That it is.

759
00:21:43,351 –> 00:21:43,871
You know.

760
00:21:45,831 –> 00:21:47,551
And it’s a perfect color for the fall.

761
00:21:48,351 –> 00:21:49,951
Yeah, but my shoes are shabby.

762
00:21:50,591 –> 00:21:51,031
I was like,

763
00:21:51,311 –> 00:21:53,151
oh, I should get those nice ones out.

764
00:21:53,711 –> 00:21:53,911
No.

765
00:21:54,511 –> 00:21:54,831
You know.

766
00:21:54,831 –> 00:21:56,991
I’m surprised you don’t have the cowboy with the shit

767
00:21:56,991 –> 00:21:57,551
kickers on.

768
00:21:57,711 –> 00:21:58,031
Yeah.

769
00:21:58,831 –> 00:21:59,871
Blew a hole in those.

770
00:22:01,391 –> 00:22:03,871
That was one of the coolest things when we were down

771
00:22:03,871 –> 00:22:04,591
at Fort Worth.

772
00:22:05,471 –> 00:22:06,671
Stop by the boot place.

773
00:22:06,671 –> 00:22:06,991
Yeah.

774
00:22:07,071 –> 00:22:07,631
You know.

775
00:22:08,031 –> 00:22:09,151
Oh, your brother’s rodeo?

776
00:22:09,551 –> 00:22:10,551
Yeah, after his rodeo.

777
00:22:10,671 –> 00:22:11,311
How’s that working?

778
00:22:11,951 –> 00:22:13,551
Incredible.

779
00:22:13,871 –> 00:22:14,831
Is it taking off?

780
00:22:14,831 –> 00:22:15,391
It’s unreal.

781
00:22:15,431 –> 00:22:17,871
It’s 2 years in a row at AT&T Stadium.

782
00:22:18,311 –> 00:22:19,951
Well, I thought there was going to be like a whole

783
00:22:20,511 –> 00:22:22,991
circuit, like a professional league.

784
00:22:22,991 –> 00:22:24,431
Is that going to happen?

785
00:22:24,911 –> 00:22:25,471
We’ll see,

786
00:22:25,711 –> 00:22:26,031
you know,

787
00:22:26,911 –> 00:22:27,471
hopefully,

788
00:22:27,871 –> 00:22:28,271
you know.

789
00:22:28,351 –> 00:22:29,791
That is the craziest sport.

790
00:22:30,511 –> 00:22:32,071
It’s wild when you actually see it.

791
00:22:32,071 –> 00:22:32,911
I told you I did it.

792
00:22:32,911 –> 00:22:33,431
Up close.

793
00:22:34,511 –> 00:22:34,991
I did.

794
00:22:35,711 –> 00:22:36,111
I’ve ridden.

795
00:22:36,111 –> 00:22:37,871
You were a bull rider?

796
00:22:37,871 –> 00:22:40,831
I’ve ridden a bull competitively four times.

797
00:22:40,911 –> 00:22:41,231
Like,

798
00:22:41,791 –> 00:22:43,631
Two rounds and two rodeos.

799
00:22:43,631 –> 00:22:44,591
Gay rodeos,

800
00:22:44,591 –> 00:22:45,871
but rodeos nevertheless.

801
00:22:46,151 –> 00:22:47,631
What do you mean gay rodeo?

802
00:22:47,791 –> 00:22:48,951
It’s just like the whole thing,

803
00:22:48,951 –> 00:22:50,071
like in country,

804
00:22:50,071 –> 00:22:50,511
because you know,

805
00:22:50,511 –> 00:22:51,991
like back in the day,

806
00:22:52,071 –> 00:22:53,631
they don’t need gay to be in it.

807
00:22:53,631 –> 00:22:57,871
Like straight country people didn’t want gays in their

808
00:22:57,871 –> 00:22:59,391
shit and gays were scared of straight.

809
00:22:59,391 –> 00:23:01,071
So they had their own rodeo circuit.

810
00:23:01,231 –> 00:23:03,631
And they have a little twist and some fun,

811
00:23:03,631 –> 00:23:03,951
you know.

812
00:23:04,351 –> 00:23:06,871
They’d be like putting

813
00:23:07,511 –> 00:23:08,511
underpants on a goat,

814
00:23:08,671 –> 00:23:10,271
the fun intermission type stuff.

815
00:23:10,511 –> 00:23:16,111
But then it was like barrel riding and standing on

816
00:23:16,111 –> 00:23:19,311
foot, lassoing and bull riding.

817
00:23:19,791 –> 00:23:20,671
So I did it.

818
00:23:20,711 –> 00:23:26,271
What was the disparity or evenness between the gay

819
00:23:26,271 –> 00:23:29,791
bull riders and the non-alones?

820
00:23:30,631 –> 00:23:33,351
Did you say it’s a step up below the,

821
00:23:34,031 –> 00:23:34,831
regular guy?

822
00:23:34,831 –> 00:23:35,911
I’m just curious.

823
00:23:36,311 –> 00:23:37,871
I’m wondering how many you do it.

824
00:23:37,951 –> 00:23:39,951
The bull riding shit and the gay rodeo is probably

825
00:23:39,951 –> 00:23:41,551
like, because they have high school rodeo.

826
00:23:41,791 –> 00:23:42,031
Yeah.

827
00:23:42,191 –> 00:23:44,231
You know, it’d probably be like high school level to

828
00:23:44,271 –> 00:23:45,471
compare to the PBR,

829
00:23:45,551 –> 00:23:45,951
the pros.

830
00:23:46,471 –> 00:23:47,751
Yeah, it ain’t that.

831
00:23:48,351 –> 00:23:50,191
But the women,

832
00:23:50,231 –> 00:23:51,031
like the lesbians,

833
00:23:51,031 –> 00:23:51,391
especially,

834
00:23:51,391 –> 00:23:54,031
they’re like top notch.

835
00:23:54,031 –> 00:23:55,471
Well, but if you think about this too,

836
00:23:57,311 –> 00:23:58,031
the rodeo,

837
00:23:58,511 –> 00:23:59,551
kid rocking rodeo,

838
00:23:59,911 –> 00:24:01,071
It’s the one sport,

839
00:24:02,431 –> 00:24:03,551
American sport,

840
00:24:04,511 –> 00:24:05,391
long history,

841
00:24:06,231 –> 00:24:07,311
where men and women…

842
00:24:07,651 –> 00:24:11,091
compete together on an equal basis.

843
00:24:11,651 –> 00:24:12,091
Did you know?

844
00:24:12,091 –> 00:24:13,251
Some of the barrel riders,

845
00:24:13,331 –> 00:24:14,131
I’ve been told them,

846
00:24:14,291 –> 00:24:16,211
I don’t, not super knowledgeable about it.

847
00:24:16,771 –> 00:24:18,451
You know, the women are better.

848
00:24:18,771 –> 00:24:19,371
Oh, you know.

849
00:24:20,451 –> 00:24:20,931
Awesome.

850
00:24:21,011 –> 00:24:21,651
Unbelievable.

851
00:24:21,651 –> 00:24:21,971
Yeah.

852
00:24:22,211 –> 00:24:23,811
Now, it was,

853
00:24:23,891 –> 00:24:25,251
one was in Oklahoma City.

854
00:24:25,571 –> 00:24:28,691
Remember, only two things come from Oklahoma City,

855
00:24:28,691 –> 00:24:29,491
Oklahoma boy,

856
00:24:29,891 –> 00:24:32,051
steers and queers and I don’t see no horns.

857
00:24:32,531 –> 00:24:33,811
So it was Oklahoma City.

858
00:24:34,691 –> 00:24:35,371
In Oklahoma,

859
00:24:35,371 –> 00:24:36,371
I rode, it was a big deal.

860
00:24:36,731 –> 00:24:38,211
And so in the sports pages,

861
00:24:38,251 –> 00:24:38,571
it’s like,

862
00:24:38,691 –> 00:24:39,971
gay rodeo comes to town.

863
00:24:40,531 –> 00:24:43,731
There’s no list of event winners or anything.

864
00:24:43,811 –> 00:24:48,531
It’s just one picture of a gay dude in a sequin cocktail

865
00:24:48,531 –> 00:24:48,851
dress.

866
00:24:48,931 –> 00:24:49,851
Leather chaffs?

867
00:24:49,851 –> 00:24:52,251
No, just a sequin cowboy boots,

868
00:24:52,251 –> 00:24:53,571
sequin cocktail dress,

869
00:24:53,731 –> 00:24:55,171
and a little jaunty cap,

870
00:24:55,491 –> 00:24:58,451
like running after a steer.

871
00:25:00,651 –> 00:25:01,731
And that queer was me.

872
00:25:02,371 –> 00:25:02,731
Come on.

873
00:25:03,411 –> 00:25:04,291
Where’s the picture?

874
00:25:04,931 –> 00:25:05,491
I got it.

875
00:25:05,491 –> 00:25:06,131
It’s framed.

876
00:25:06,851 –> 00:25:07,451
Oh, it’s framed.

877
00:25:07,451 –> 00:25:08,331
Now we cut to the.

878
00:25:08,331 –> 00:25:08,771
And I’m like,

879
00:25:08,771 –> 00:25:09,611
you know,

880
00:25:09,651 –> 00:25:10,931
you didn’t treat him with respect.

881
00:25:10,931 –> 00:25:12,211
He treated him like a freak show.

882
00:25:12,211 –> 00:25:13,971
Like, it was pretty cool.

883
00:25:14,371 –> 00:25:14,931
They were real,

884
00:25:15,011 –> 00:25:16,211
real warm and nice to me,

885
00:25:16,211 –> 00:25:16,411
you know,

886
00:25:16,411 –> 00:25:17,171
and like,

887
00:25:17,331 –> 00:25:18,131
I love rodeo.

888
00:25:18,131 –> 00:25:20,051
How long did you stay on the bull for?

889
00:25:20,051 –> 00:25:20,811
Do you remember the bull?

890
00:25:20,811 –> 00:25:21,651
Like 6 seconds.

891
00:25:21,651 –> 00:25:22,931
Do you remember the bull’s name?

892
00:25:23,891 –> 00:25:24,091
No.

893
00:25:24,931 –> 00:25:25,851
They each got a name.

894
00:25:26,131 –> 00:25:26,691
Yeah, I know.

895
00:25:27,011 –> 00:25:28,211
Yeah, I don’t remember.

896
00:25:28,211 –> 00:25:29,851
Well, remember I wrote 4 different ones.

897
00:25:29,851 –> 00:25:31,811
And then one of the big things too is like,

898
00:25:32,771 –> 00:25:35,251
Almost like an NFL franchise where you got a lot of

899
00:25:35,811 –> 00:25:38,531
rich people and they do it for a sport.

900
00:25:38,771 –> 00:25:40,291
They start buying the bulls.

901
00:25:40,691 –> 00:25:42,211
Dana White’s a great example.

902
00:25:42,291 –> 00:25:42,771
Well, you know,

903
00:25:43,411 –> 00:25:44,291
it’s also interesting.

904
00:25:44,291 –> 00:25:45,731
I’m breeding for horse racing.

905
00:25:45,731 –> 00:25:46,131
They’re doing.

906
00:25:46,211 –> 00:25:46,891
Dana White schmal.

907
00:25:46,891 –> 00:25:48,891
Let me tell you about my fucking bull riding.

908
00:25:49,411 –> 00:25:50,491
The bull also gets.

909
00:25:50,491 –> 00:25:51,731
No, not Dana White.

910
00:25:51,731 –> 00:25:52,491
That’s the man.

911
00:25:52,531 –> 00:25:53,891
No, but that’s fine.

912
00:25:54,011 –> 00:25:54,731
That’s the man.

913
00:25:54,731 –> 00:25:55,211
The bull.

914
00:25:55,211 –> 00:25:57,091
He can get on a fucking bull knee and talk to me,

915
00:25:57,171 –> 00:25:57,331
man.

916
00:25:57,331 –> 00:25:59,651
He is doing UFC.

917
00:26:00,451 –> 00:26:01,731
On the White House Lawn.

918
00:26:01,731 –> 00:26:03,211
Yeah, but that’s in the South Lawn.

919
00:26:03,211 –> 00:26:04,611
He’s Barnum and Babe.

920
00:26:04,851 –> 00:26:05,611
I don’t care.

921
00:26:05,611 –> 00:26:09,171
I’m not invited.

922
00:26:09,371 –> 00:26:11,651
It’s our 250th anniversary.

923
00:26:11,651 –> 00:26:12,131
Come on.

924
00:26:12,611 –> 00:26:13,891
Since when?

925
00:26:14,451 –> 00:26:17,011
did we turn into the Hunger Games?

926
00:26:17,011 –> 00:26:18,211
Incredible.

927
00:26:19,251 –> 00:26:19,731
Get it.

928
00:26:20,931 –> 00:26:22,131
Did you see the Hunger Games?

929
00:26:23,571 –> 00:26:23,771
No.

930
00:26:23,811 –> 00:26:24,891
You didn’t have a daughter?

931
00:26:24,891 –> 00:26:26,091
I’ve never seen Yellowstone.

932
00:26:26,291 –> 00:26:26,811
They were pretty.

933
00:26:26,811 –> 00:26:27,731
Did you see Hunger Games?

934
00:26:28,371 –> 00:26:28,691
Good.

935
00:26:29,611 –> 00:26:30,051
Good movie.

936
00:26:30,531 –> 00:26:31,291
Mockingbird.

937
00:26:31,491 –> 00:26:32,611
Anyway, we’re reviewing.

938
00:26:33,491 –> 00:26:36,051
In Rodeo, the animal,

939
00:26:36,131 –> 00:26:37,571
the animal gets a score too.

940
00:26:38,211 –> 00:26:38,691
So if you get,

941
00:26:38,771 –> 00:26:39,091
you know,

942
00:26:39,411 –> 00:26:40,051
in the old days,

943
00:26:40,051 –> 00:26:42,131
like if you get a listless bull,

944
00:26:42,451 –> 00:26:43,891
you’re not going to get as good a score.

945
00:26:43,971 –> 00:26:47,811
So in the old dirt track days of rodeo,

946
00:26:47,811 –> 00:26:48,411
you know what I’m saying?

947
00:26:48,411 –> 00:26:50,531
They used to stick cigarettes and cigars in a bull’s

948
00:26:50,531 –> 00:26:52,531
ear, get them fucking going crazy.

949
00:26:53,571 –> 00:26:55,891
I think would do it,

950
00:26:55,891 –> 00:26:56,291
right?

951
00:26:56,531 –> 00:26:57,931
I got thrown off my first time.

952
00:26:57,931 –> 00:27:00,531
Like the rope came loose and the thing kicked and it

953
00:27:00,771 –> 00:27:03,331
hit me in the elbow and the whole shit went black.

954
00:27:03,971 –> 00:27:05,891
You know, everybody wears those hockey masks now.

955
00:27:06,371 –> 00:27:07,331
When they come down,

956
00:27:07,331 –> 00:27:11,651
I saw a guy literally from here to you on the chest

957
00:27:11,651 –> 00:27:12,691
and like he didn’t move.

958
00:27:12,731 –> 00:27:13,731
And man, I had to look.

959
00:27:14,091 –> 00:27:15,251
I was freaked me out.

960
00:27:15,571 –> 00:27:16,051
It’s a rule now.

961
00:27:16,051 –> 00:27:17,011
You got to wear Kevlar.

962
00:27:17,011 –> 00:27:18,691
It freaked me out.

963
00:27:21,171 –> 00:27:23,011
they’re all wearing hockey masks in the cage now.

964
00:27:23,811 –> 00:27:25,491
And they asked me if I wanted one.

965
00:27:25,491 –> 00:27:25,971
And I’m like,

966
00:27:26,371 –> 00:27:27,251
it’s TV, man.

967
00:27:27,251 –> 00:27:27,971
I ain’t wearing that.

968
00:27:28,211 –> 00:27:28,611
Because, you know,

969
00:27:28,611 –> 00:27:30,651
I mean, it’s the money shot for my discovery show.

970
00:27:30,651 –> 00:27:31,491
But you always,

971
00:27:31,491 –> 00:27:34,131
always have to protect the twinkle.

972
00:27:36,371 –> 00:27:36,531
Right?

973
00:27:36,611 –> 00:27:39,171
It was great.

974
00:27:39,171 –> 00:27:40,611
Like all the people that helped me,

975
00:27:40,611 –> 00:27:40,931
right?

976
00:27:40,931 –> 00:27:42,891
Just like make this documentary.

977
00:27:43,691 –> 00:27:44,091
And finally,

978
00:27:44,091 –> 00:27:44,611
the dude with the,

979
00:27:44,771 –> 00:27:46,371
he’s the one that loaned me the cocktail dress because

980
00:27:46,371 –> 00:27:47,331
he had a wardrobe,

981
00:27:47,731 –> 00:27:48,331
unbelief,

982
00:27:48,331 –> 00:27:49,651
spectacular wardrobe.

983
00:27:50,531 –> 00:27:51,211
he handed to you.

984
00:27:51,211 –> 00:27:51,971
He didn’t get to go.

985
00:27:52,051 –> 00:27:52,571
He was like,

986
00:27:52,691 –> 00:27:55,171
come back to my trailer and we’ll pick out something

987
00:27:55,171 –> 00:27:56,851
great for your newspaper shot.

988
00:27:57,571 –> 00:27:58,171
By the end of it,

989
00:27:58,171 –> 00:27:58,611
I was like,

990
00:27:59,091 –> 00:28:00,931
is there any chance I can get you to stay?

991
00:28:00,931 –> 00:28:02,451
I was like,

992
00:28:02,611 –> 00:28:03,731
not a chance in the hell,

993
00:28:03,731 –> 00:28:04,211
motherfucker.

994
00:28:05,011 –> 00:28:05,971
Really good dude.

995
00:28:06,691 –> 00:28:07,811
No, she’s a trip,

996
00:28:07,851 –> 00:28:08,211
dude.

997
00:28:08,611 –> 00:28:09,091
There’s Judy.

998
00:28:09,091 –> 00:28:09,731
She’s my neighbor,

999
00:28:09,731 –> 00:28:10,051
man.

1000
00:28:10,171 –> 00:28:11,211
Is she?

1001
00:28:11,211 –> 00:28:11,811
She’s great.

1002
00:28:11,811 –> 00:28:12,051
Mr.

1003
00:28:12,051 –> 00:28:12,651
Billy’s neighbor.

1004
00:28:12,691 –> 00:28:13,651
Loves Trump.

1005
00:28:14,451 –> 00:28:15,451
Big supporter.

1006
00:28:15,451 –> 00:28:17,051
A lot of the neighborhood likes Trump.

1007
00:28:17,651 –> 00:28:18,291
We got a few.

1008
00:28:19,771 –> 00:28:20,131
Most of them.

1009
00:28:20,131 –> 00:28:21,651
I had a little incident.

1010
00:28:21,731 –> 00:28:24,691
I had a couple of Trump sides out here.

1011
00:28:24,771 –> 00:28:25,811
Yeah, gun owners for Trump.

1012
00:28:26,171 –> 00:28:27,611
And Hispanics for Trump.

1013
00:28:28,451 –> 00:28:28,691
Yeah.

1014
00:28:29,291 –> 00:28:30,451
I’m like, if anyone,

1015
00:28:31,491 –> 00:28:31,891
you know,

1016
00:28:31,891 –> 00:28:33,251
like during the Antifa and stuff,

1017
00:28:33,251 –> 00:28:33,531
I’m like,

1018
00:28:33,531 –> 00:28:34,771
if ever things go down,

1019
00:28:34,771 –> 00:28:36,771
maybe they’ll think MS-13,

1020
00:28:36,771 –> 00:28:37,651
they won’t mess with my house.

1021
00:28:37,731 –> 00:28:38,291
You’re Guillermo.

1022
00:28:39,411 –> 00:28:40,211
Guillermo rock.

1023
00:28:41,091 –> 00:28:41,931
And sport Trump.

1024
00:28:42,851 –> 00:28:44,531
And all of a sudden,

1025
00:28:45,731 –> 00:28:47,931
Funny, now I got dog shit in my front yard.

1026
00:28:47,931 –> 00:28:49,251
Never have had it.

1027
00:28:49,571 –> 00:28:51,451
Oh, it’s a little bit of a race in his name.

1028
00:28:51,451 –> 00:28:52,691
What’s my strategy?

1029
00:28:53,091 –> 00:28:54,291
Check my cameras.

1030
00:28:54,291 –> 00:28:56,131
Like, I shouldn’t really handle it.

1031
00:28:56,131 –> 00:28:56,971
I won’t handle it well.

1032
00:28:56,971 –> 00:28:58,451
I already know that going in.

1033
00:28:58,451 –> 00:28:59,011
So I’m like,

1034
00:28:59,891 –> 00:29:00,851
you know what I’m going to do?

1035
00:29:01,011 –> 00:29:04,251
My buddy’s got the Trump Unity float with the loudspeakers.

1036
00:29:04,251 –> 00:29:06,091
Yeah, I’m like,

1037
00:29:06,091 –> 00:29:08,211
can you come drive around my neighborhood for like

1038
00:29:08,211 –> 00:29:09,731
45 minutes?

1039
00:29:10,211 –> 00:29:13,411
Just up and down the streets and it stopped.

1040
00:29:14,931 –> 00:29:15,491
Why did he,

1041
00:29:16,131 –> 00:29:17,291
what was your thinking on that?

1042
00:29:17,331 –> 00:29:18,611
My thinking was that,

1043
00:29:18,611 –> 00:29:20,531
hey, we’re going to keep doing this,

1044
00:29:20,531 –> 00:29:21,011
guys.

1045
00:29:21,411 –> 00:29:23,651
This thing can be back here every day.

1046
00:29:24,131 –> 00:29:25,651
Oh, you mean Trump haters?

1047
00:29:25,811 –> 00:29:25,931
Yeah.

1048
00:29:25,931 –> 00:29:27,211
You let their dog shit on your yard?

1049
00:29:27,331 –> 00:29:28,931
I mean, I could be totally wrong too,

1050
00:29:28,931 –> 00:29:30,131
but you could be.

1051
00:29:30,131 –> 00:29:30,771
You could be tripping.

1052
00:29:30,771 –> 00:29:31,051
Yeah, you know.

1053
00:29:32,611 –> 00:29:33,051
Well, you know,

1054
00:29:33,051 –> 00:29:33,731
when it rains,

1055
00:29:33,731 –> 00:29:34,531
the power goes out.

1056
00:29:34,531 –> 00:29:35,811
And when the power goes out,

1057
00:29:35,811 –> 00:29:36,811
the internet goes out.

1058
00:29:36,811 –> 00:29:37,811
When the internet goes out,

1059
00:29:37,811 –> 00:29:41,011
I call my friend Matt and Bernie at XG Service Group.

1060
00:29:41,251 –> 00:29:43,011
Look at Bernie here on his hands and knees,

1061
00:29:43,251 –> 00:29:44,611
giving it everything he’s got.

1062
00:29:45,091 –> 00:29:46,371
Look at that man crack.

1063
00:29:46,611 –> 00:29:49,171
So busy, he forgot to wear a belt.

1064
00:29:49,171 –> 00:29:51,251
There’s Matt right there getting the board together.

1065
00:29:51,251 –> 00:29:55,491
That’s 734-245-4100 if you need Matt and Bernie to

1066
00:29:55,811 –> 00:29:57,811
come take care of your voice over internet,

1067
00:29:57,971 –> 00:29:59,171
your security cameras,

1068
00:29:59,331 –> 00:30:00,931
off-campus access control,

1069
00:30:01,171 –> 00:30:03,571
Wi-Fi and cameras for homes and business.

1070
00:30:03,571 –> 00:30:04,691
They’ll design it for you.

1071
00:30:05,051 –> 00:30:05,731
got restaurants,

1072
00:30:05,731 –> 00:30:06,931
they do drive-thru systems,

1073
00:30:06,931 –> 00:30:08,691
railroad cameras for public safety.

1074
00:30:08,931 –> 00:30:11,611
Total wireless camera systems for your home and business.

1075
00:30:11,611 –> 00:30:12,011
Yeah, that’s right.

1076
00:30:12,011 –> 00:30:14,731
Call XG Services at 734-245-4100.

1077
00:30:15,011 –> 00:30:16,651
245, 4100.

1078
00:30:18,531 –> 00:30:19,891
Mill, your Uber just showed up.

1079
00:30:23,971 –> 00:30:25,091
Tariffs are a bad idea?

1080
00:30:25,891 –> 00:30:27,011
No, I don’t think they are.

1081
00:30:28,451 –> 00:30:29,331
I don’t think they are.

1082
00:30:29,971 –> 00:30:31,211
We can get into that if you like.

1083
00:30:31,211 –> 00:30:32,051
It’s got to change,

1084
00:30:32,051 –> 00:30:32,451
man.

1085
00:30:33,171 –> 00:30:34,291
It is a tax.

1086
00:30:35,091 –> 00:30:36,371
But it’s not inflationary.

1087
00:30:36,371 –> 00:30:37,251
It’s a price shock.

1088
00:30:37,251 –> 00:30:38,211
Like you got a choice.

1089
00:30:38,211 –> 00:30:41,611
You want to not consume it or you can consume the American

1090
00:30:41,611 –> 00:30:43,251
goods so we can pay wages.

1091
00:30:43,411 –> 00:30:44,051
Right.

1092
00:30:44,211 –> 00:30:45,331
So we can make money.

1093
00:30:46,291 –> 00:30:49,251
So #2, we got a $37 trillion deficit.

1094
00:30:49,731 –> 00:30:51,171
We got to raise taxes.

1095
00:30:51,571 –> 00:30:53,411
These aren’t mandatory taxes.

1096
00:30:53,891 –> 00:30:55,891
It’s a, if you want to buy a tax,

1097
00:30:56,131 –> 00:30:56,851
but you have to.

1098
00:30:57,731 –> 00:30:59,651
You know, now the government’s pulling in a half a

1099
00:30:59,651 –> 00:31:00,131
trillion.

1100
00:31:00,131 –> 00:31:00,731
It wasn’t.

1101
00:31:01,211 –> 00:31:01,331
Right.

1102
00:31:02,291 –> 00:31:04,691
Apply that to everything everybody wants.

1103
00:31:05,811 –> 00:31:06,451
Simple.

1104
00:31:08,051 –> 00:31:09,571
Everybody be fucking patient.

1105
00:31:10,051 –> 00:31:10,331
Yeah.

1106
00:31:10,491 –> 00:31:11,211
And then like,

1107
00:31:11,731 –> 00:31:13,011
how do you actually pay them?

1108
00:31:13,091 –> 00:31:14,171
Do you lower their taxes?

1109
00:31:14,171 –> 00:31:15,331
Do you write them a check?

1110
00:31:15,411 –> 00:31:15,811
Like.

1111
00:31:16,051 –> 00:31:17,491
Oh, the importer pays it.

1112
00:31:17,971 –> 00:31:18,251
Yeah.

1113
00:31:18,251 –> 00:31:19,451
Hang on one sec.

1114
00:31:23,171 –> 00:31:25,571
And then the importer passes it out to the wholesaler.

1115
00:31:25,571 –> 00:31:27,491
The wholesaler passes it out to the retailer.

1116
00:31:27,891 –> 00:31:29,491
Retailer passes it out to you.

1117
00:31:30,451 –> 00:31:33,331
So if you’re bitching that you don’t want to cut bloated

1118
00:31:33,491 –> 00:31:36,931
Medicaid and you don’t want to cut food stamps that

1119
00:31:36,931 –> 00:31:38,131
were raised 20%

1120
00:31:38,131 –> 00:31:40,531
above inflation just because they did it,

1121
00:31:41,011 –> 00:31:42,451
if you want everybody to have that,

1122
00:31:42,771 –> 00:31:45,091
then you all know we need to raise taxes.

1123
00:31:45,411 –> 00:31:46,531
Nobody’s willing to do it.

1124
00:31:46,531 –> 00:31:47,571
They just wait checks.

1125
00:31:48,211 –> 00:31:51,011
This is a way to raise taxes.

1126
00:31:51,011 –> 00:31:52,331
Plus, you just got a tax cut,

1127
00:31:52,331 –> 00:31:55,331
which unfairly tilts towards the rich,

1128
00:31:55,331 –> 00:31:56,011
in my opinion.

1129
00:31:56,011 –> 00:31:57,131
I wasn’t so much for that,

1130
00:31:57,131 –> 00:31:57,411
but

1131
00:31:58,211 –> 00:31:58,771
The tariffs,

1132
00:31:58,771 –> 00:31:59,411
my opinion,

1133
00:31:59,411 –> 00:32:00,131
will work.

1134
00:32:01,091 –> 00:32:04,251
They are working because wages are growing 1%

1135
00:32:05,491 –> 00:32:06,451
after inflation.

1136
00:32:07,571 –> 00:32:08,491
After inflation,

1137
00:32:08,491 –> 00:32:09,971
that didn’t happen for.

1138
00:32:20,712 –> 00:32:21,392
Madeinthed.com.

1139
00:32:21,392 –> 00:32:23,752
They get great,

1140
00:32:23,752 –> 00:32:26,152
great swag,

1141
00:32:27,192 –> 00:32:28,072
great clothing.

1142
00:32:29,592 –> 00:32:30,712
Michigan-based company.

1143
00:32:31,912 –> 00:32:32,832
Go there, you’ll see theirs,

1144
00:32:32,832 –> 00:32:34,552
and there’s gonna be a little rail for mine.

1145
00:32:35,592 –> 00:32:38,152
So you’ll be able to get the Ledov shirt with the phrase

1146
00:32:38,152 –> 00:32:38,872
of the week.

1147
00:32:40,232 –> 00:32:41,592
I think they’re gonna do it like just…

1148
00:32:42,912 –> 00:32:44,432
He’s going to go for like a month and it’s going to

1149
00:32:44,432 –> 00:32:46,392
be like collector’s edition,

1150
00:32:47,272 –> 00:32:47,592
right?

1151
00:32:47,592 –> 00:32:48,152
Fix the shit.

1152
00:32:48,232 –> 00:32:48,752
But this one,

1153
00:32:48,752 –> 00:32:51,472
this has got to be 10 years old,

1154
00:32:51,472 –> 00:32:51,912
I’m guessing.

1155
00:32:51,912 –> 00:32:53,032
You know.

1156
00:32:53,032 –> 00:32:54,112
I didn’t see that on their website.

1157
00:32:54,112 –> 00:32:54,432
This is good.

1158
00:32:54,432 –> 00:32:55,872
I mean, graphics still perfect.

1159
00:32:55,872 –> 00:32:56,952
They got Rosie the Riveter,

1160
00:32:56,952 –> 00:32:57,312
dude.

1161
00:32:57,312 –> 00:32:58,232
It’s really cool.

1162
00:32:58,472 –> 00:32:58,632
Yeah.

1163
00:32:58,872 –> 00:32:59,552
They got Big Boy.

1164
00:32:59,632 –> 00:33:01,992
They got all the lion stuff,

1165
00:33:02,232 –> 00:33:02,632
right?

1166
00:33:02,792 –> 00:33:02,912
Yeah.

1167
00:33:06,072 –> 00:33:06,872
Fall’s a good time.

1168
00:33:07,032 –> 00:33:08,192
Really great hoodies.

1169
00:33:08,192 –> 00:33:10,752
I mean, I love doing business like with.

1170
00:33:11,912 –> 00:33:14,552
Michigan people that fits me and people I like,

1171
00:33:15,112 –> 00:33:16,112
American Cody Island,

1172
00:33:16,112 –> 00:33:17,032
Grace Keros.

1173
00:33:17,272 –> 00:33:20,312
We haven’t been around as long as Grace.

1174
00:33:20,472 –> 00:33:22,952
We’re 1991.

1175
00:33:22,952 –> 00:33:23,352
She’s what,

1176
00:33:23,352 –> 00:33:24,712
like 1891?

1177
00:33:25,112 –> 00:33:26,232
That’s when she was born.

1178
00:33:26,872 –> 00:33:27,072
No.

1179
00:33:29,392 –> 00:33:29,792
Are you crazy?

1180
00:33:29,792 –> 00:33:30,632
1917.

1181
00:33:30,992 –> 00:33:31,112
Yeah.

1182
00:33:31,672 –> 00:33:32,072
Like.

1183
00:33:34,792 –> 00:33:36,472
That dog.

1184
00:33:36,752 –> 00:33:37,912
The American Coney Island dog,

1185
00:33:38,152 –> 00:33:40,632
it’s a recipe only specifically for American.

1186
00:33:40,632 –> 00:33:41,752
That’s why it snaps.

1187
00:33:42,312 –> 00:33:43,432
It’s a lamb casing.

1188
00:33:44,072 –> 00:33:46,472
The snap is really what’s key about it.

1189
00:33:46,792 –> 00:33:49,032
The chili was her grandpa’s recipe.

1190
00:33:49,672 –> 00:33:51,432
Do you know the story behind American Coney Island?

1191
00:33:51,672 –> 00:33:53,112
How it got to be that?

1192
00:33:53,912 –> 00:33:54,072
No.

1193
00:33:55,192 –> 00:33:59,072
Her grandfather was a peasant from the mountains in

1194
00:33:59,072 –> 00:34:00,632
Greece, 1906.

1195
00:34:00,632 –> 00:34:01,432
No electricity,

1196
00:34:01,432 –> 00:34:02,152
no nothing,

1197
00:34:02,232 –> 00:34:02,512
right?

1198
00:34:02,632 –> 00:34:03,592
It’s a brand new thing.

1199
00:34:03,992 –> 00:34:04,872
He gets on the boat.

1200
00:34:04,872 –> 00:34:06,072
He lands at Ellis Island.

1201
00:34:06,072 –> 00:34:07,232
I pulled up his manifest.

1202
00:34:07,232 –> 00:34:08,952
He had 25 bucks and a pair of shoes.

1203
00:34:09,672 –> 00:34:12,952
He gets off before the $11 train ride to Detroit.

1204
00:34:13,272 –> 00:34:14,432
He goes to Coney Island,

1205
00:34:14,432 –> 00:34:14,952
Brooklyn.

1206
00:34:15,352 –> 00:34:17,912
And he sets his sight on like Coney Island.

1207
00:34:17,912 –> 00:34:19,992
If you Google Thomas Edison,

1208
00:34:19,992 –> 00:34:20,472
Coney Island,

1209
00:34:20,472 –> 00:34:21,912
1906, dude,

1210
00:34:21,912 –> 00:34:23,672
it looks like the world’s fair.

1211
00:34:23,672 –> 00:34:24,952
It’s unbelievable.

1212
00:34:25,112 –> 00:34:28,072
So this 16 year old Greek peasant go,

1213
00:34:28,072 –> 00:34:28,952
oh my God,

1214
00:34:29,112 –> 00:34:30,312
they got Ferris wheels lit up.

1215
00:34:30,312 –> 00:34:31,592
We don’t have this in Greece.

1216
00:34:32,072 –> 00:34:33,192
We don’t have electricity.

1217
00:34:34,632 –> 00:34:35,592
And he has a hot dog,

1218
00:34:35,592 –> 00:34:36,392
his first hot dog,

1219
00:34:36,392 –> 00:34:38,432
at Feldman’s Hot Dog Emporium,

1220
00:34:38,432 –> 00:34:39,912
a glass of beer,

1221
00:34:40,712 –> 00:34:41,432
gets on the train,

1222
00:34:41,432 –> 00:34:42,232
he comes to Detroit,

1223
00:34:42,232 –> 00:34:45,272
1917, he’s got a shoe shop at the Coney,

1224
00:34:45,432 –> 00:34:46,392
as you know it now.

1225
00:34:47,032 –> 00:34:50,392
And Michigan bans alcohol two years before national

1226
00:34:50,392 –> 00:34:51,112
prohibition.

1227
00:34:52,152 –> 00:34:53,992
Just because he’s a peasant doesn’t mean he’s smart.

1228
00:34:53,992 –> 00:34:54,872
So in the basement,

1229
00:34:55,272 –> 00:34:57,912
he opens up Michigan’s first speakeasy.

1230
00:34:59,112 –> 00:35:01,992
and card tables and to keep people there.

1231
00:35:02,712 –> 00:35:05,752
He remembers Brooklyn and he serves the hot dogs,

1232
00:35:05,752 –> 00:35:07,752
but he puts the Greek meat sauce on it.

1233
00:35:08,072 –> 00:35:10,472
So he’s the Earl of Fucking Sandwich of Detroit.

1234
00:35:11,032 –> 00:35:13,192
And that’s why it’s named Coney Island,

1235
00:35:13,192 –> 00:35:13,552
because that’s-

1236
00:35:13,552 –> 00:35:15,672
And there should be a historical mark or somewhere.

1237
00:35:15,672 –> 00:35:16,832
You know, one of those green things?

1238
00:35:16,832 –> 00:35:17,192
Yes.

1239
00:35:17,512 –> 00:35:18,072
Literally.

1240
00:35:18,632 –> 00:35:19,032
Yes.

1241
00:35:19,032 –> 00:35:19,912
That would be cool.

1242
00:35:20,672 –> 00:35:20,872
You know?

1243
00:35:20,872 –> 00:35:21,632
So the recipes-

1244
00:35:21,632 –> 00:35:22,232
Because I didn’t know,

1245
00:35:22,232 –> 00:35:24,472
I did not know that story coming from Detroit,

1246
00:35:24,552 –> 00:35:25,912
eating Coneys my whole life.

1247
00:35:27,152 –> 00:35:29,672
And why we call diners Coney Islands?

1248
00:35:30,312 –> 00:35:32,952
Because that was sort of the first gravity as you go

1249
00:35:33,032 –> 00:35:35,112
restaurant in Michigan.

1250
00:35:35,512 –> 00:35:38,472
And during like World War I and II,

1251
00:35:38,552 –> 00:35:41,272
or II, when they rationed food,

1252
00:35:42,312 –> 00:35:43,432
that place was exempt.

1253
00:35:43,432 –> 00:35:43,992
You know why?

1254
00:35:44,232 –> 00:35:45,072
Because of all the

1255
00:35:45,992 –> 00:35:48,712
Manufacturer workers going to make the war machines

1256
00:35:48,712 –> 00:35:50,232
like they would transfer downtown.

1257
00:35:50,832 –> 00:35:51,592
And they’re like,

1258
00:35:51,672 –> 00:35:53,192
it’s a quick grab and go.

1259
00:35:53,432 –> 00:35:56,032
So that’s why we call diners Coney Island.

1260
00:35:56,392 –> 00:35:57,312
It’s the original place.

1261
00:35:57,312 –> 00:35:59,392
I’ve always wondered why there’s a,

1262
00:36:00,472 –> 00:36:01,512
especially in Detroit,

1263
00:36:01,512 –> 00:36:02,312
Metro Detroit,

1264
00:36:02,672 –> 00:36:05,192
a Coney Island on every corner of every street.

1265
00:36:05,192 –> 00:36:05,832
Yeah, but it’s a dieter.

1266
00:36:05,832 –> 00:36:06,912
It’s not a,

1267
00:36:06,912 –> 00:36:07,192
you know,

1268
00:36:07,192 –> 00:36:09,112
like American Coney Island’s not a dieter.

1269
00:36:09,912 –> 00:36:10,472
It’s a joint.

1270
00:36:11,912 –> 00:36:13,672
You get yourself a cold beer in there,

1271
00:36:13,672 –> 00:36:14,232
can’t you?

1272
00:36:15,272 –> 00:36:15,512
yeah.

1273
00:36:16,072 –> 00:36:17,192
Michigan beers.

1274
00:36:17,432 –> 00:36:18,192
Michigan beers.

1275
00:36:18,192 –> 00:36:18,312
Yep.

1276
00:36:18,312 –> 00:36:18,432
Right.

1277
00:36:19,512 –> 00:36:20,912
You know what’s funny about like Bud Light and your

1278
00:36:20,912 –> 00:36:22,392
brother shooting up the Bud Light and everything?

1279
00:36:23,592 –> 00:36:24,152
Let’s hear it.

1280
00:36:24,872 –> 00:36:25,392
It’s now the,

1281
00:36:25,512 –> 00:36:26,952
used to be the biggest beer in America.

1282
00:36:27,352 –> 00:36:28,232
Now it’s the third,

1283
00:36:28,232 –> 00:36:30,152
the number one beer is Modelo.

1284
00:36:30,552 –> 00:36:30,832
Right.

1285
00:36:30,912 –> 00:36:31,832
Which is nasty.

1286
00:36:31,992 –> 00:36:32,272
Right.

1287
00:36:32,872 –> 00:36:35,032
But that’s also made by Anheuser-Busch.

1288
00:36:35,272 –> 00:36:35,832
They’re a bunch of,

1289
00:36:36,072 –> 00:36:36,272
yeah.

1290
00:36:37,592 –> 00:36:38,192
Same thing.

1291
00:36:38,472 –> 00:36:39,272
Yeah, same thing.

1292
00:36:39,992 –> 00:36:41,592
But the real thing is kids.

1293
00:36:42,592 –> 00:36:44,952
The younger generations just doesn’t drink.

1294
00:36:45,992 –> 00:36:47,592
Like the previous generations.

1295
00:36:47,672 –> 00:36:48,632
Maybe that’s a good thing.

1296
00:36:49,992 –> 00:36:50,592
You don’t drink.

1297
00:36:51,752 –> 00:36:51,912
No.

1298
00:36:51,912 –> 00:36:52,072
No.

1299
00:36:52,792 –> 00:36:55,832
Do not.

1300
00:36:58,232 –> 00:36:59,032
Why don’t you drink?

1301
00:37:00,512 –> 00:37:02,632
Because you like to drink?

1302
00:37:02,632 –> 00:37:03,592
It can become,

1303
00:37:03,832 –> 00:37:04,232
you know.

1304
00:37:05,152 –> 00:37:05,832
Destructive,

1305
00:37:05,832 –> 00:37:06,392
let’s just say.

1306
00:37:06,552 –> 00:37:07,192
Burdensome.

1307
00:37:07,992 –> 00:37:08,192
Yeah.

1308
00:37:08,552 –> 00:37:10,112
No, not even burdensome.

1309
00:37:11,352 –> 00:37:13,512
I mean, if that was the deal,

1310
00:37:13,512 –> 00:37:14,632
I’d probably sign up,

1311
00:37:14,632 –> 00:37:14,792
but.

1312
00:37:14,872 –> 00:37:17,272
You mean all your rowdy friends are in your head?

1313
00:37:20,472 –> 00:37:22,392
Life’s way easier,

1314
00:37:22,472 –> 00:37:23,752
way smoother,

1315
00:37:24,472 –> 00:37:24,952
you know.

1316
00:37:26,592 –> 00:37:28,072
Ultimately way happier.

1317
00:37:28,952 –> 00:37:30,312
So where’s NRA Scotty?

1318
00:37:32,072 –> 00:37:33,032
Works till seven.

1319
00:37:34,632 –> 00:37:34,792
Yeah.

1320
00:37:35,432 –> 00:37:37,992
I knew I was going to like Scotty when you first let

1321
00:37:37,992 –> 00:37:40,312
me stay here because I’m like the American flag.

1322
00:37:40,312 –> 00:37:41,312
He’s got it hanging.

1323
00:37:41,312 –> 00:37:43,272
He’s got another one too on the side there in the garage

1324
00:37:43,272 –> 00:37:43,872
and on another pole.

1325
00:37:43,912 –> 00:37:45,192
It’s not even his property.

1326
00:37:45,192 –> 00:37:46,952
So it’s the electric pole.

1327
00:37:51,552 –> 00:37:52,832
Yeah, beautiful flowers.

1328
00:37:52,872 –> 00:37:54,032
They really do a nice job.

1329
00:37:54,072 –> 00:37:55,672
It goes working class,

1330
00:37:55,992 –> 00:37:56,952
then it goes hipster,

1331
00:37:56,952 –> 00:37:58,032
then it goes working class,

1332
00:37:58,032 –> 00:37:58,872
then it goes hipster.

1333
00:38:00,312 –> 00:38:03,032
No, most of the people in this neighborhood have been

1334
00:38:03,032 –> 00:38:03,272
here.

1335
00:38:04,512 –> 00:38:06,952
They ain’t been here as long as I have across the street.

1336
00:38:07,192 –> 00:38:08,232
What’s her name again over there?

1337
00:38:08,232 –> 00:38:08,712
I forgot.

1338
00:38:09,272 –> 00:38:10,472
Arlene on the corner.

1339
00:38:10,472 –> 00:38:10,872
Yeah, Arlene.

1340
00:38:10,872 –> 00:38:11,592
She’s been here forever.

1341
00:38:11,592 –> 00:38:13,352
The Sherwins have been here forever.

1342
00:38:15,432 –> 00:38:17,192
Diane and Marty next to them.

1343
00:38:17,672 –> 00:38:19,352
Dude, I was so glum during that period.

1344
00:38:19,352 –> 00:38:23,392
Like, I would get a like really early dark and especially

1345
00:38:23,392 –> 00:38:23,912
if it rained.

1346
00:38:23,912 –> 00:38:26,632
I loved it because I would just walk and feel like

1347
00:38:27,192 –> 00:38:29,352
just out of my own fucking Scorsese movie.

1348
00:38:29,832 –> 00:38:31,512
But the streetlights over there,

1349
00:38:31,672 –> 00:38:34,432
just the rain coming from the dark through the lights

1350
00:38:34,432 –> 00:38:35,152
and into the dark.

1351
00:38:35,392 –> 00:38:35,512
Yeah.

1352
00:38:35,512 –> 00:38:37,392
Like it sounds strange,

1353
00:38:37,392 –> 00:38:38,552
but it really lifted me up.

1354
00:38:38,552 –> 00:38:39,792
Like I felt alive.

1355
00:38:39,872 –> 00:38:40,392
It’s funny.

1356
00:38:41,032 –> 00:38:42,712
Some things just never.

1357
00:38:43,672 –> 00:38:45,752
Like wow, that is doing it for me.

1358
00:38:45,752 –> 00:38:45,872
Yeah.

1359
00:38:46,392 –> 00:38:47,112
I’m alive.

1360
00:38:47,192 –> 00:38:48,232
Everything will be okay.

1361
00:38:49,032 –> 00:38:49,512
That?

1362
00:38:49,912 –> 00:38:50,832
Everything I tried,

1363
00:38:50,832 –> 00:38:53,432
but it’s this thing that’s making me feel better.

1364
00:38:54,712 –> 00:38:55,192
All right,

1365
00:38:55,272 –> 00:38:55,752
thanks.

1366
00:38:57,272 –> 00:38:58,352
because what it gave me?

1367
00:38:58,352 –> 00:39:01,032
It gave me a profound sense of loneliness.

1368
00:39:02,192 –> 00:39:04,232
And then just the noise and the sight of it is like

1369
00:39:04,232 –> 00:39:05,032
you’re never alone.

1370
00:39:07,112 –> 00:39:08,232
All of that is life,

1371
00:39:08,232 –> 00:39:08,792
you know what I mean?

1372
00:39:09,432 –> 00:39:09,752
Yeah.

1373
00:39:15,512 –> 00:39:16,792
You fouled Michigan football?

1374
00:39:17,592 –> 00:39:18,872
A little bit.

1375
00:39:19,272 –> 00:39:20,872
No cheating this year.

1376
00:39:21,472 –> 00:39:22,512
It wasn’t cheating.

1377
00:39:22,712 –> 00:39:23,752
I mean, cheating.

1378
00:39:24,632 –> 00:39:25,912
You’re allowed to steal signs.

1379
00:39:25,912 –> 00:39:26,472
So what?

1380
00:39:26,472 –> 00:39:28,992
Like somebody went to a game and stole the signs,

1381
00:39:28,992 –> 00:39:29,672
whatever.

1382
00:39:30,552 –> 00:39:31,192
Oh, by the way,

1383
00:39:31,352 –> 00:39:31,992
last year,

1384
00:39:32,552 –> 00:39:35,032
they weren’t the year they won the National Title

1385
00:39:35,032 –> 00:39:37,152
23, they weren’t cheating.

1386
00:39:37,152 –> 00:39:38,072
They were already busted.

1387
00:39:38,072 –> 00:39:39,112
So how’s that cheating?

1388
00:39:42,032 –> 00:39:42,552
Think about that.

1389
00:39:43,512 –> 00:39:44,152
Keyword.

1390
00:39:44,152 –> 00:39:44,712
Go blue.

1391
00:39:45,072 –> 00:39:45,352
Cheating.

1392
00:39:45,432 –> 00:39:46,072
Go to the media.

1393
00:39:46,152 –> 00:39:47,672
I think cheats its ass off.

1394
00:39:48,872 –> 00:39:49,872
Trestle had to go.

1395
00:39:49,872 –> 00:39:50,472
I mean, come on.

1396
00:39:50,872 –> 00:39:51,552
Tattoo gate.

1397
00:39:51,552 –> 00:39:52,752
Is that 20 years ago?

1398
00:39:52,912 –> 00:39:53,352
I’ll guess.

1399
00:39:53,832 –> 00:39:55,032
I’m just telling that.

1400
00:39:55,272 –> 00:39:57,112
How do you think they have recruits and they’re feeding

1401
00:39:57,112 –> 00:39:57,792
them like that?

1402
00:39:57,792 –> 00:39:58,792
I mean, please.

1403
00:39:58,872 –> 00:39:59,672
Now they all pay us.

1404
00:39:59,672 –> 00:40:02,392
Now they stop lying about it.

1405
00:40:04,392 –> 00:40:04,512
Right.

1406
00:40:04,952 –> 00:40:06,272
Dude, my whole Michigan man,

1407
00:40:06,272 –> 00:40:07,272
and we’re beyond reproach,

1408
00:40:07,272 –> 00:40:08,552
it ended with Chris Weber.

1409
00:40:09,032 –> 00:40:09,232
No.

1410
00:40:09,832 –> 00:40:10,392
Really?

1411
00:40:11,672 –> 00:40:14,232
No, it ended when Dr.

1412
00:40:14,232 –> 00:40:16,552
Jerry shoved his finger up my fucking ass.

1413
00:40:16,792 –> 00:40:16,872
So.

1414
00:40:18,672 –> 00:40:20,912
That’s what I kind of knew.

1415
00:40:23,432 –> 00:40:24,712
being a Sparty fan,

1416
00:40:24,872 –> 00:40:29,952
I was bummed when Juwan Howard left because he didn’t

1417
00:40:29,952 –> 00:40:30,792
do too great for you.

1418
00:40:30,792 –> 00:40:32,472
But your basketball coach now,

1419
00:40:32,472 –> 00:40:33,192
Dusty May,

1420
00:40:33,992 –> 00:40:35,112
he could literally be,

1421
00:40:35,112 –> 00:40:37,112
he could be like an Izzo for you guys.

1422
00:40:37,272 –> 00:40:38,592
Did they sign him long term?

1423
00:40:38,592 –> 00:40:39,472
Did they sign him long term?

1424
00:40:39,592 –> 00:40:40,552
I think they will.

1425
00:40:40,632 –> 00:40:40,792
Yeah.

1426
00:40:41,032 –> 00:40:41,832
They haven’t.

1427
00:40:41,832 –> 00:40:43,032
I mean, I thought that was the deal.

1428
00:40:43,032 –> 00:40:44,352
Originally out of the gate,

1429
00:40:44,352 –> 00:40:44,592
yeah.

1430
00:40:44,952 –> 00:40:46,552
You know, but hopefully he could be like,

1431
00:40:46,592 –> 00:40:47,432
I’m saying an Izzo,

1432
00:40:47,432 –> 00:40:48,872
like 30 years,

1433
00:40:49,032 –> 00:40:49,232
you know.

1434
00:40:52,672 –> 00:40:54,072
He’s still going strong,

1435
00:40:54,072 –> 00:40:54,472
man.

1436
00:40:56,152 –> 00:40:57,752
I just, I don’t know.

1437
00:40:58,072 –> 00:40:58,752
It’s all changed,

1438
00:40:58,752 –> 00:40:59,272
like Ken said,

1439
00:40:59,272 –> 00:41:01,952
but all I care about really is like,

1440
00:41:02,312 –> 00:41:03,672
just don’t run a jailhouse.

1441
00:41:04,272 –> 00:41:05,392
And now I’m realizing,

1442
00:41:05,432 –> 00:41:06,752
like, you know,

1443
00:41:06,752 –> 00:41:08,632
because Ann Arbor was real good to me.

1444
00:41:08,712 –> 00:41:10,312
It really prepared me for life,

1445
00:41:10,312 –> 00:41:10,512
you know,

1446
00:41:10,512 –> 00:41:13,112
like you really had to stretch out and compete.

1447
00:41:13,592 –> 00:41:17,752
But all the foreign students they have and like,

1448
00:41:18,832 –> 00:41:23,872
How can you be a public university when 50%

1449
00:41:23,872 –> 00:41:28,312
of their students aren’t from in the state?

1450
00:41:28,312 –> 00:41:29,352
Aren’t from in the state?

1451
00:41:29,352 –> 00:41:31,392
You heard of University of California at Berkeley.

1452
00:41:31,392 –> 00:41:32,152
You heard of Berkeley,

1453
00:41:32,152 –> 00:41:32,392
right?

1454
00:41:32,392 –> 00:41:34,432
Like that’s the best public school in the world.

1455
00:41:35,272 –> 00:41:35,912
That’s Berkeley.

1456
00:41:35,992 –> 00:41:37,672
So everybody around the world wants to get there.

1457
00:41:37,712 –> 00:41:39,352
You’re going to give me an example.

1458
00:41:39,752 –> 00:41:40,792
Some are being worse.

1459
00:41:40,872 –> 00:41:44,632
85% of the students at Cal Berkeley are from California.

1460
00:41:44,952 –> 00:41:47,192
85% from UCLA are from California.

1461
00:41:47,432 –> 00:41:49,952
Like what the fuck is going on in Ann Arbor?

1462
00:41:51,792 –> 00:41:52,072
Yeah.

1463
00:41:52,792 –> 00:41:53,552
Oh, Michigan City.

1464
00:41:53,552 –> 00:41:54,032
You didn’t ask.

1465
00:41:54,352 –> 00:41:55,792
What’s the percentage of Michigan City?

1466
00:41:55,792 –> 00:41:58,152
Which is a great university.

1467
00:41:58,232 –> 00:41:59,272
That’s exactly right.

1468
00:42:00,512 –> 00:42:03,112
They’re whores,

1469
00:42:03,112 –> 00:42:03,752
Charlie.

1470
00:42:03,752 –> 00:42:04,872
They’re whores.

1471
00:42:04,872 –> 00:42:06,232
They’re bringing in bioweapons?

1472
00:42:06,232 –> 00:42:07,192
What the fuck?

1473
00:42:07,912 –> 00:42:08,912
That’s Richard Bernstein,

1474
00:42:08,912 –> 00:42:09,232
I blame him.

1475
00:42:09,232 –> 00:42:11,272
That’s pretty amazing that they catch that stuff.

1476
00:42:11,512 –> 00:42:13,712
Because that was like a little teeny piece of…

1477
00:42:13,752 –> 00:42:14,032
Yeah.

1478
00:42:14,312 –> 00:42:15,192
It was not big.

1479
00:42:15,192 –> 00:42:16,752
Dude, they had intel.

1480
00:42:17,032 –> 00:42:17,672
They had intel.

1481
00:42:17,672 –> 00:42:20,872
You don’t think the FBI’s also permeated this shit?

1482
00:42:21,352 –> 00:42:22,072
They know what’s going on.

1483
00:42:23,032 –> 00:42:24,072
But Michigan State,

1484
00:42:24,152 –> 00:42:25,272
great public university.

1485
00:42:26,632 –> 00:42:28,232
80% of the incoming student body.

1486
00:42:29,272 –> 00:42:29,992
It’s from Michigan.

1487
00:42:30,232 –> 00:42:30,632
Wow.

1488
00:42:31,192 –> 00:42:32,392
This is the way we should do it.

1489
00:42:32,952 –> 00:42:33,032
Wow.

1490
00:42:33,192 –> 00:42:35,632
So if it’s got the name Michigan in it,

1491
00:42:35,632 –> 00:42:36,312
I’m for it,

1492
00:42:36,312 –> 00:42:37,312
except if it’s Michigan,

1493
00:42:37,312 –> 00:42:38,072
Michigan State,

1494
00:42:38,072 –> 00:42:38,632
you know what I mean?

1495
00:42:40,152 –> 00:42:41,152
We got new athletics.

1496
00:42:41,152 –> 00:42:43,072
Ohio State’s a great university.

1497
00:42:43,072 –> 00:42:46,552
About 70% of the students are from Ohio,

1498
00:42:46,552 –> 00:42:46,872
man.

1499
00:42:46,912 –> 00:42:47,152
Fuck.

1500
00:42:47,152 –> 00:42:47,832
What about us?

1501
00:42:48,992 –> 00:42:50,352
That’s what I like about this neighborhood.

1502
00:42:50,752 –> 00:42:51,672
It’s got the feeling,

1503
00:42:52,712 –> 00:42:53,552
very proud feeling,

1504
00:42:53,552 –> 00:42:55,352
and it’s got the feeling about what about us?

1505
00:42:55,752 –> 00:42:55,912
Yeah.

1506
00:42:56,392 –> 00:42:56,872
I like it.

1507
00:42:56,872 –> 00:42:57,272
It’s like,

1508
00:42:58,232 –> 00:42:59,192
They flag the flag.

1509
00:42:59,192 –> 00:43:01,152
There’s, a lot of cohesion.

1510
00:43:01,152 –> 00:43:01,272
Yeah.

1511
00:43:01,592 –> 00:43:02,552
People say hello.

1512
00:43:02,632 –> 00:43:02,792
Yeah.

1513
00:43:03,752 –> 00:43:05,432
People take care of the yards.

1514
00:43:05,752 –> 00:43:08,872
People are proud of the cars they drive around here,

1515
00:43:08,952 –> 00:43:09,672
you know.

1516
00:43:10,552 –> 00:43:11,672
And there’s nothing crazy,

1517
00:43:11,992 –> 00:43:12,792
but they’re proud.

1518
00:43:12,872 –> 00:43:13,512
It’s cool.

1519
00:43:13,512 –> 00:43:13,712
Yeah.

1520
00:43:13,752 –> 00:43:14,952
You know, I think,

1521
00:43:15,712 –> 00:43:15,992
you know.

1522
00:43:16,712 –> 00:43:17,752
How’d you get your house?

1523
00:43:19,432 –> 00:43:19,752
You’re from,

1524
00:43:19,752 –> 00:43:20,552
you grew up in Romeo,

1525
00:43:20,552 –> 00:43:21,432
so how’d you get this?

1526
00:43:22,312 –> 00:43:24,472
Oh, geez, how’d I get this?

1527
00:43:25,192 –> 00:43:27,032
In 2000, I moved in here,

1528
00:43:27,192 –> 00:43:27,672
bought it.

1529
00:43:28,912 –> 00:43:29,032
Yeah.

1530
00:43:30,072 –> 00:43:31,432
With your brother’s college money?

1531
00:43:32,072 –> 00:43:32,272
No.

1532
00:43:33,592 –> 00:43:36,632
Fuck, I wasn’t until in my 20s that I had a car.

1533
00:43:36,712 –> 00:43:40,672
Cause we, I don’t know if my mother would have given

1534
00:43:40,672 –> 00:43:41,432
it to me or not,

1535
00:43:41,432 –> 00:43:42,392
but she didn’t have it.

1536
00:43:42,392 –> 00:43:43,592
So I wasn’t getting it.

1537
00:43:44,872 –> 00:43:45,992
But you know what she did do?

1538
00:43:48,072 –> 00:43:51,072
I was doing in Ann Arbor and going through a funk and

1539
00:43:51,072 –> 00:43:51,432
it was like,

1540
00:43:52,072 –> 00:43:54,392
well, I’m fucking flunking out of these classes.

1541
00:43:54,552 –> 00:43:55,432
So I just dropped out.

1542
00:43:56,152 –> 00:43:57,312
I’m like, I’m going to Ireland.

1543
00:43:57,312 –> 00:43:58,952
I got a student work visa,

1544
00:43:59,112 –> 00:43:59,392
right?

1545
00:44:00,472 –> 00:44:03,512
And my mom gave me the money for the plane flight.

1546
00:44:03,752 –> 00:44:04,552
So she took,

1547
00:44:05,432 –> 00:44:07,912
she would help me with tuition and the tuition goes,

1548
00:44:07,912 –> 00:44:08,312
here you go,

1549
00:44:08,312 –> 00:44:08,752
good luck.

1550
00:44:09,032 –> 00:44:11,032
And I remember her at the…

1551
00:44:11,432 –> 00:44:12,392
Why Ireland?

1552
00:44:12,792 –> 00:44:16,112
Because it was the closest place a broke dude could

1553
00:44:16,112 –> 00:44:17,632
get where they spoke English.

1554
00:44:17,632 –> 00:44:18,072
I didn’t.

1555
00:44:18,632 –> 00:44:22,312
And I remember landing at customs and the fucking customs

1556
00:44:22,472 –> 00:44:24,592
agent looked and he goes,

1557
00:44:24,592 –> 00:44:24,632
17%

1558
00:44:25,112 –> 00:44:26,232
unemployment in Ireland,

1559
00:44:26,232 –> 00:44:28,032
everybody’s leaving and you’re the only one coming.

1560
00:44:28,472 –> 00:44:28,912
And I went,

1561
00:44:29,312 –> 00:44:30,552
I went, oh,

1562
00:44:30,552 –> 00:44:31,112
fuck.

1563
00:44:32,712 –> 00:44:35,032
So a hurricane had hit the island when I landed it.

1564
00:44:35,072 –> 00:44:39,152
I’m wearing my hippie Guatemalan woolen llama poncho.

1565
00:44:39,152 –> 00:44:40,352
Nice fucking,

1566
00:44:40,352 –> 00:44:42,632
a booger around fucking Dublin.

1567
00:44:42,632 –> 00:44:43,192
Like, you know,

1568
00:44:43,192 –> 00:44:46,792
this is the 80s that’s grab and a hurricane hits and

1569
00:44:46,792 –> 00:44:49,352
I can’t find shit because I’m walking in asking for

1570
00:44:49,352 –> 00:44:50,232
an application,

1571
00:44:50,392 –> 00:44:51,512
looking like a fucking,

1572
00:44:51,912 –> 00:44:52,232
you know,

1573
00:44:52,232 –> 00:44:52,952
now it’s cool,

1574
00:44:52,952 –> 00:44:53,272
I guess.

1575
00:44:54,072 –> 00:44:54,472
And

1576
00:44:55,632 –> 00:44:59,312
I was in downtown Dublin and the hurricane was blowing.

1577
00:44:59,312 –> 00:45:00,552
There was this old lady.

1578
00:45:01,112 –> 00:45:02,072
And I mean,

1579
00:45:02,072 –> 00:45:02,712
the wind’s going to blow.

1580
00:45:02,712 –> 00:45:04,312
She’s holding on to the light pole,

1581
00:45:04,312 –> 00:45:04,552
right?

1582
00:45:05,272 –> 00:45:08,072
And my poncho was fucking going crazy.

1583
00:45:08,792 –> 00:45:10,872
And I went over there and I grabbed her and I said,

1584
00:45:10,872 –> 00:45:11,752
where are you going?

1585
00:45:12,312 –> 00:45:14,792
She showed me and I held her and walked her there.

1586
00:45:15,272 –> 00:45:15,992
And she says,

1587
00:45:18,472 –> 00:45:19,032
God bless you,

1588
00:45:19,032 –> 00:45:19,512
young man.

1589
00:45:19,512 –> 00:45:20,112
God bless you.

1590
00:45:21,072 –> 00:45:23,152
And God did bless me because the next place I went

1591
00:45:23,152 –> 00:45:24,472
into, I got a fucking job.

1592
00:45:24,472 –> 00:45:25,832
The very fucking next place.

1593
00:45:26,672 –> 00:45:27,832
Which was?

1594
00:45:27,832 –> 00:45:30,712
the LA Cafe,

1595
00:45:30,712 –> 00:45:32,072
Hotel, Nightclub.

1596
00:45:32,072 –> 00:45:33,032
It was a nightclub,

1597
00:45:33,272 –> 00:45:34,192
a bar, restaurant,

1598
00:45:34,192 –> 00:45:35,112
hotel, the whole night.

1599
00:45:35,512 –> 00:45:36,272
Called the LA.

1600
00:45:36,952 –> 00:45:38,472
You know, you’re in the music biz kind of,

1601
00:45:38,472 –> 00:45:38,712
like…

1602
00:45:41,112 –> 00:45:42,232
You know the Milk Awards?

1603
00:45:42,952 –> 00:45:43,232
No.

1604
00:45:43,432 –> 00:45:45,272
The Milk Awards are like the European Grammys.

1605
00:45:45,632 –> 00:45:45,792
Okay.

1606
00:45:45,792 –> 00:45:46,472
And so…

1607
00:45:47,872 –> 00:45:49,432
A country will host it each year.

1608
00:45:49,432 –> 00:45:50,712
And that year in 88,

1609
00:45:50,712 –> 00:45:52,312
the thousand year anniversary of Dublin,

1610
00:45:53,032 –> 00:45:55,512
they hosted the Milk Awards and one of the venues

1611
00:45:55,512 –> 00:45:56,792
was where I worked.

1612
00:45:57,192 –> 00:45:58,472
And guess who I served?

1613
00:45:59,432 –> 00:46:00,312
You too.

1614
00:46:00,872 –> 00:46:02,392
Brought him a bottle of tequila.

1615
00:46:02,712 –> 00:46:05,512
And then back then the Irish had their pound note,

1616
00:46:05,512 –> 00:46:05,912
the punt,

1617
00:46:06,712 –> 00:46:07,832
and they all signed it.

1618
00:46:08,352 –> 00:46:10,072
And I mailed it to my brother Billy here.

1619
00:46:10,072 –> 00:46:10,952
I got a brother Billy too.

1620
00:46:13,032 –> 00:46:14,712
And he fucking doesn’t know where it’s at.

1621
00:46:16,952 –> 00:46:17,792
So it’s not lost,

1622
00:46:17,792 –> 00:46:19,192
he’s just not sure where it’s at.

1623
00:46:19,672 –> 00:46:19,792
Right.

1624
00:46:19,792 –> 00:46:21,112
It’s not officially gone,

1625
00:46:21,552 –> 00:46:21,992
you know?

1626
00:46:21,992 –> 00:46:23,432
I also, I mailed my brother,

1627
00:46:23,432 –> 00:46:25,032
I think it was Jimmy,

1628
00:46:25,032 –> 00:46:26,072
I mailed my brother Jimmy.

1629
00:46:26,792 –> 00:46:30,352
I got a haircut and I put it between two pieces of

1630
00:46:30,352 –> 00:46:32,792
bread and I mailed it from a hair.

1631
00:46:33,352 –> 00:46:34,152
Your hair.

1632
00:46:34,312 –> 00:46:35,832
A hair sandwich for my brother.

1633
00:46:37,912 –> 00:46:39,352
Fucking moldy and shit.

1634
00:46:42,072 –> 00:46:43,432
Oh my God.

1635
00:46:44,632 –> 00:46:45,432
Oh, to you.

1636
00:46:46,312 –> 00:46:47,432
They must have been paying you good,

1637
00:46:47,432 –> 00:46:47,792
man.

1638
00:46:47,792 –> 00:46:50,792
At the hotel or wherever you worked.

1639
00:46:50,952 –> 00:46:51,512
Good enough.

1640
00:46:52,232 –> 00:46:52,392
Yeah.

1641
00:46:52,432 –> 00:46:53,832
if you can chip your hair in bread.

1642
00:46:54,152 –> 00:46:54,432
Yep.

1643
00:46:56,072 –> 00:46:57,352
Man, the French don’t fucking tip.

1644
00:46:57,432 –> 00:46:58,872
Were you smoking back then?

1645
00:46:59,512 –> 00:47:00,312
That’s where I got it.

1646
00:47:01,152 –> 00:47:02,112
That’s where I picked it up.

1647
00:47:03,072 –> 00:47:03,792
And they warned me,

1648
00:47:03,792 –> 00:47:04,832
my boss, she warned me,

1649
00:47:04,832 –> 00:47:05,872
like, don’t do it.

1650
00:47:06,232 –> 00:47:07,512
But they didn’t have any weed.

1651
00:47:08,632 –> 00:47:08,992
So back then.

1652
00:47:08,992 –> 00:47:10,952
So wait, you were smoking weed prior to smoking?

1653
00:47:10,952 –> 00:47:12,992
Why do you think I was smoking up in Ann Arbor and

1654
00:47:12,992 –> 00:47:13,272
shit?

1655
00:47:13,272 –> 00:47:13,792
You know what I mean?

1656
00:47:13,792 –> 00:47:15,072
Smoking a bunch of weed.

1657
00:47:15,592 –> 00:47:16,872
hanging out with all those weirdos.

1658
00:47:16,872 –> 00:47:18,032
Just not going to class,

1659
00:47:18,032 –> 00:47:19,432
just hanging out with weirdos,

1660
00:47:19,432 –> 00:47:20,632
tripping acid and everything.

1661
00:47:21,112 –> 00:47:21,912
I’m like, I gotta go,

1662
00:47:21,912 –> 00:47:22,872
it’s getting crazy.

1663
00:47:23,192 –> 00:47:24,352
So there was no weed,

1664
00:47:24,352 –> 00:47:25,512
so I picked up these.

1665
00:47:25,672 –> 00:47:26,832
Now I don’t smoke weed.

1666
00:47:28,152 –> 00:47:28,312
No.

1667
00:47:34,920 –> 00:47:36,360
Did they get cooler or is it me?

1668
00:47:37,080 –> 00:47:37,560
I don’t know.

1669
00:47:37,560 –> 00:47:42,840
I’m in this great made in Detroit retro 80s ensemble,

1670
00:47:42,840 –> 00:47:43,720
track ensemble.

1671
00:47:43,880 –> 00:47:44,280
You do.

1672
00:47:44,520 –> 00:47:45,240
You look nice.

1673
00:47:45,240 –> 00:47:46,080
I do look nice.

1674
00:47:46,600 –> 00:47:48,200
Feel the material.

1675
00:47:48,280 –> 00:47:48,680
Right.

1676
00:47:48,920 –> 00:47:49,200
Feel it.

1677
00:47:49,200 –> 00:47:49,880
What’s it made out of,

1678
00:47:49,880 –> 00:47:50,240
by the way?

1679
00:47:51,640 –> 00:47:52,680
I can’t read that.

1680
00:47:53,520 –> 00:47:55,560
I just got my first set of readers coming.

1681
00:47:55,560 –> 00:47:56,760
Actually went to the,

1682
00:47:58,280 –> 00:47:59,080
got them checked.

1683
00:47:59,160 –> 00:47:59,560
Here.

1684
00:48:00,080 –> 00:48:00,240
Right.

1685
00:48:00,520 –> 00:48:00,960
Try mine.

1686
00:48:00,960 –> 00:48:01,080
Yeah.

1687
00:48:02,440 –> 00:48:02,920
Oh, thanks.

1688
00:48:03,400 –> 00:48:05,240
I’m going to hold off till Monday.

1689
00:48:05,440 –> 00:48:06,440
I don’t know.

1690
00:48:06,440 –> 00:48:07,320
Ken, what’s it made out of?

1691
00:48:07,960 –> 00:48:08,840
Does it even say?

1692
00:48:08,920 –> 00:48:11,120
I’m trying to hope this is made out of 5050,

1693
00:48:11,160 –> 00:48:12,200
cotton and polyester.

1694
00:48:12,360 –> 00:48:13,480
Okay, it won’t shrink.

1695
00:48:13,480 –> 00:48:14,680
It feels like cotton.

1696
00:48:17,560 –> 00:48:18,600
You still got that bidet?

1697
00:48:19,560 –> 00:48:20,120
Absolutely.

1698
00:48:20,200 –> 00:48:20,680
Oh my God,

1699
00:48:20,680 –> 00:48:21,880
that thing’s amazing.

1700
00:48:21,960 –> 00:48:22,520
The Toto?

1701
00:48:22,520 –> 00:48:22,640
Yeah.

1702
00:48:24,880 –> 00:48:25,480
It’s funny.

1703
00:48:25,640 –> 00:48:27,880
I don’t just sit there and let it do it for like 20

1704
00:48:27,880 –> 00:48:28,360
minutes.

1705
00:48:29,320 –> 00:48:29,760
It’s funny.

1706
00:48:29,760 –> 00:48:30,720
I play solitary.

1707
00:48:30,720 –> 00:48:31,040
Just like.

1708
00:48:32,600 –> 00:48:33,480
Oh, it moves.

1709
00:48:34,240 –> 00:48:35,080
Every time I come back.

1710
00:48:35,080 –> 00:48:36,040
You can do the balls,

1711
00:48:36,120 –> 00:48:36,920
then the anus,

1712
00:48:36,920 –> 00:48:37,400
then both.

1713
00:48:37,560 –> 00:48:38,280
It’s amazing.

1714
00:48:38,280 –> 00:48:39,080
Oscillating,

1715
00:48:39,080 –> 00:48:40,000
pulsating.

1716
00:48:40,000 –> 00:48:41,880
What type of stream would you like?

1717
00:48:42,200 –> 00:48:42,760
You know?

1718
00:48:43,000 –> 00:48:44,120
What temp do you want?

1719
00:48:44,120 –> 00:48:46,200
The greatest Christmas gifts I’ve ever gotten.

1720
00:48:46,680 –> 00:48:48,520
Who gave you a toilet for Christmas?

1721
00:48:48,680 –> 00:48:49,080
My bro.

1722
00:48:50,600 –> 00:48:51,200
Your brother.

1723
00:48:52,520 –> 00:48:54,440
It’s one of the greatest gifts I’ve ever gotten.

1724
00:48:55,800 –> 00:48:56,680
I don’t notice it,

1725
00:48:56,920 –> 00:48:58,600
but when I go somewhere,

1726
00:48:59,120 –> 00:49:01,640
And I sit down and it’s not there.

1727
00:49:01,880 –> 00:49:02,320
It’s like,

1728
00:49:02,320 –> 00:49:03,960
whoa, whoa,

1729
00:49:04,200 –> 00:49:05,240
out of my element,

1730
00:49:06,040 –> 00:49:06,360
Yeah.

1731
00:49:08,280 –> 00:49:09,720
I miss your brother not living here,

1732
00:49:09,720 –> 00:49:10,040
man.

1733
00:49:11,280 –> 00:49:12,360
Especially on the river.

1734
00:49:12,400 –> 00:49:13,720
Well, I know he’s here,

1735
00:49:13,720 –> 00:49:13,960
but.

1736
00:49:14,040 –> 00:49:15,480
Yeah, Northern Michigan.

1737
00:49:18,560 –> 00:49:19,640
Me too, Charlie.

1738
00:49:20,200 –> 00:49:20,840
Me too.

1739
00:49:21,960 –> 00:49:23,560
Because that house he had on the river was fun.

1740
00:49:23,560 –> 00:49:24,400
Was that fun or what?

1741
00:49:24,400 –> 00:49:25,480
He had good dinner parties,

1742
00:49:25,480 –> 00:49:25,600
dude.

1743
00:49:25,600 –> 00:49:26,600
That was just fun.

1744
00:49:26,600 –> 00:49:27,080
Yeah.

1745
00:49:28,040 –> 00:49:28,600
You know?

1746
00:49:29,880 –> 00:49:30,920
I’d go to bed,

1747
00:49:32,760 –> 00:49:34,320
wake up, and I’d be like,

1748
00:49:34,320 –> 00:49:36,040
oh, these two guys are still going.

1749
00:49:38,920 –> 00:49:40,720
I had the river please pull up on me.

1750
00:49:40,720 –> 00:49:42,680
I’m floating naked out there off the dive.

1751
00:49:42,680 –> 00:49:45,320
They’re driving you guys around the dive squad.

1752
00:49:45,640 –> 00:49:47,640
You know, you were loving it.

1753
00:49:48,720 –> 00:49:49,880
This is great.

1754
00:49:51,560 –> 00:49:52,600
That was a lot of fun.

1755
00:49:55,080 –> 00:49:56,000
It was cool hanging out,

1756
00:49:56,000 –> 00:49:58,040
too, because there’s an eclectic group of people,

1757
00:49:58,360 –> 00:49:59,160
like Karen Dumas,

1758
00:50:00,440 –> 00:50:02,360
judges, athletes.

1759
00:50:02,360 –> 00:50:04,440
Just you never know who she was bringing by,

1760
00:50:04,680 –> 00:50:05,240
you know.

1761
00:50:05,720 –> 00:50:06,440
Dudes from the hood.

1762
00:50:06,560 –> 00:50:08,920
It was great.

1763
00:50:10,520 –> 00:50:14,800
Yeah, the best is like this black woman comes up and

1764
00:50:14,800 –> 00:50:15,920
she’s got literally like,

1765
00:50:15,920 –> 00:50:18,120
she must have been watching a group of kids or something.

1766
00:50:18,120 –> 00:50:20,320
There was a little park next to there and there were

1767
00:50:20,320 –> 00:50:21,160
about 12 of them.

1768
00:50:21,160 –> 00:50:21,800
She was like,

1769
00:50:23,400 –> 00:50:24,120
there he is.

1770
00:50:24,360 –> 00:50:24,920
Mr.

1771
00:50:24,920 –> 00:50:25,720
Chris Rock.

1772
00:50:25,720 –> 00:50:26,000
Mr.

1773
00:50:26,000 –> 00:50:26,760
Chris Rock.

1774
00:50:27,400 –> 00:50:29,200
Can we get a picture with you?

1775
00:50:29,200 –> 00:50:29,560
know?

1776
00:50:31,480 –> 00:50:32,200
Chris Rock,

1777
00:50:32,240 –> 00:50:32,440
yeah.

1778
00:50:34,280 –> 00:50:35,160
Makes you smile,

1779
00:50:35,480 –> 00:50:35,880
you know.

1780
00:50:36,840 –> 00:50:40,280
This would be a great time for me to break up my Chris

1781
00:50:40,280 –> 00:50:41,160
Rock impression.

1782
00:50:42,520 –> 00:50:43,880
But I don’t really have one.

1783
00:50:46,120 –> 00:50:48,760
We went and saw him at the Fox Theater,

1784
00:50:49,480 –> 00:50:49,880
right?

1785
00:50:50,840 –> 00:50:51,720
He gets done.

1786
00:50:52,280 –> 00:50:53,080
Awesome show.

1787
00:50:54,680 –> 00:50:57,320
Me and my brother are the only two up there,

1788
00:50:57,320 –> 00:50:59,480
and he literally tells the guy at the door,

1789
00:51:00,040 –> 00:51:02,200
nobody, come back in here.

1790
00:51:02,680 –> 00:51:03,800
And I shit you not,

1791
00:51:03,800 –> 00:51:04,840
as soon as he turned around,

1792
00:51:04,840 –> 00:51:06,960
walked back to the spot where we were standing,

1793
00:51:07,640 –> 00:51:09,160
Kwame killed Patrick,

1794
00:51:10,360 –> 00:51:13,160
whammed straight in and through,

1795
00:51:13,160 –> 00:51:13,560
man.

1796
00:51:16,200 –> 00:51:17,640
I’m like, that guy knows how to roll.

1797
00:51:24,280 –> 00:51:26,200
That bunker’s living like in Northfield now.

1798
00:51:27,240 –> 00:51:28,520
He was at the inauguration.

1799
00:51:28,920 –> 00:51:30,680
Bunked into him at the inauguration.

1800
00:51:30,680 –> 00:51:31,720
Who Kwame?

1801
00:51:31,800 –> 00:51:32,120
Yeah.

1802
00:51:32,760 –> 00:51:33,480
Trump pardoned him,

1803
00:51:33,480 –> 00:51:33,800
right?

1804
00:51:34,520 –> 00:51:35,240
Commuted him.

1805
00:51:36,120 –> 00:51:36,520
Okay.

1806
00:51:36,680 –> 00:51:36,920
Yeah.

1807
00:51:37,000 –> 00:51:37,880
So he’s out of jail.

1808
00:51:37,880 –> 00:51:39,320
I guess that’s the big part.

1809
00:51:39,480 –> 00:51:40,640
Take what you need.

1810
00:51:40,640 –> 00:51:41,200
Yeah, thank you.

1811
00:51:41,200 –> 00:51:41,320
Yeah.

1812
00:51:41,320 –> 00:51:42,920
You know, even if my record’s not…

1813
00:51:43,400 –> 00:51:44,520
Can’t carry a firearm.

1814
00:51:45,240 –> 00:51:45,960
That would suck.

1815
00:51:46,040 –> 00:51:47,240
And I don’t even carry a gun.

1816
00:51:47,240 –> 00:51:48,720
It would just suck losing that right.

1817
00:51:49,840 –> 00:51:51,240
Losing any of your rights would suck,

1818
00:51:51,280 –> 00:51:52,240
I think, you know?

1819
00:51:54,120 –> 00:51:55,800
Well, basically,

1820
00:51:56,120 –> 00:51:57,640
you can’t lose your rights here.

1821
00:51:57,640 –> 00:51:59,040
You surrender them,

1822
00:51:59,040 –> 00:51:59,480
don’t you?

1823
00:51:59,720 –> 00:52:00,440
That’s the deal.

1824
00:52:01,160 –> 00:52:02,600
Well, that’s the way it’s supposed to work.

1825
00:52:11,228 –> 00:52:11,508
Mr.

1826
00:52:11,508 –> 00:52:12,268
Billy’s Neighborhood.

1827
00:52:13,068 –> 00:52:15,908
This message of Uplift is brought to you by business

1828
00:52:15,908 –> 00:52:18,268
and personal wealth advisor Luke Nowacki,

1829
00:52:18,588 –> 00:52:21,508
who reminds you that what does it profit a man to

1830
00:52:21,548 –> 00:52:22,668
gain the whole world,

1831
00:52:22,828 –> 00:52:24,668
but never enter the kingdom of God?

1832
00:52:25,468 –> 00:52:26,428
But while you’re waiting,

1833
00:52:26,428 –> 00:52:29,148
Nowacki wants you to remember that overreaction is

1834
00:52:29,148 –> 00:52:30,828
not a sound financial strategy.

1835
00:52:31,148 –> 00:52:37,228
So call Luke Nowacki at 248-663-4748 for sound financial

1836
00:52:37,548 –> 00:52:37,748
advice.

1837
00:52:38,428 –> 00:52:39,948
Did Charlie tell you he did the bush?

1838
00:52:41,268 –> 00:52:41,788
Which one?

1839
00:52:42,268 –> 00:52:46,708
This bush literally came out to here and over the porch

1840
00:52:46,708 –> 00:52:49,228
and went all the way down to the ground.

1841
00:52:49,788 –> 00:52:51,788
And I was like,

1842
00:52:52,068 –> 00:52:54,508
I think we need to whack it back a little bit,

1843
00:52:56,148 –> 00:52:57,548
And one thing led to another,

1844
00:52:58,348 –> 00:53:00,348
I turned him loose.

1845
00:53:00,348 –> 00:53:01,148
Charlie, I mean,

1846
00:53:01,348 –> 00:53:01,708
literally,

1847
00:53:03,068 –> 00:53:04,268
didn’t talk.

1848
00:53:04,508 –> 00:53:07,788
I stood right here and literally for like

1849
00:53:08,828 –> 00:53:09,948
35 minutes,

1850
00:53:09,948 –> 00:53:12,028
just little hand saw,

1851
00:53:12,428 –> 00:53:13,308
would step back,

1852
00:53:13,308 –> 00:53:14,188
look at it.

1853
00:53:14,588 –> 00:53:16,348
I mean, dripping wet.

1854
00:53:16,508 –> 00:53:18,428
Didn’t say a word.

1855
00:53:18,508 –> 00:53:19,868
And just kind of like.

1856
00:53:19,988 –> 00:53:20,388
And you’re like,

1857
00:53:20,428 –> 00:53:20,828
oh, dude,

1858
00:53:20,828 –> 00:53:21,468
what are you doing?

1859
00:53:21,468 –> 00:53:22,828
No, I kind of was like,

1860
00:53:22,828 –> 00:53:23,268
all right.

1861
00:53:23,388 –> 00:53:23,588
You know?

1862
00:53:23,628 –> 00:53:26,908
Do you remember Pimp at a Nation?

1863
00:53:26,908 –> 00:53:28,348
Of course.

1864
00:53:30,108 –> 00:53:33,068
I still got that mixtape cassette.

1865
00:53:34,828 –> 00:53:36,988
It’s actually in my car.

1866
00:53:37,388 –> 00:53:37,788
That was.

1867
00:53:38,388 –> 00:53:39,308
Those were fun times.

1868
00:53:42,348 –> 00:53:43,468
Young and dumb.

1869
00:53:44,588 –> 00:53:45,228
80s.

1870
00:53:46,268 –> 00:53:47,428
Detroit hip hop.

1871
00:53:47,428 –> 00:53:48,988
Just going for it.

1872
00:53:49,108 –> 00:53:51,988
There was a lot going on back in that city.

1873
00:53:52,628 –> 00:53:56,908
There’s a really good 50 cented that thing on.

1874
00:53:58,588 –> 00:54:00,188
The drug ring in Detroit.

1875
00:54:00,588 –> 00:54:01,548
The Curry Brothers,

1876
00:54:01,548 –> 00:54:02,588
Young Boys Incorporated.

1877
00:54:02,588 –> 00:54:04,188
Yeah, not Young Boys Incorporated.

1878
00:54:04,188 –> 00:54:04,628
Curry Brothers.

1879
00:54:04,628 –> 00:54:06,788
It was Black Family Mafia.

1880
00:54:06,788 –> 00:54:07,068
Yeah.

1881
00:54:07,468 –> 00:54:08,588
I think Black Mafia Family.

1882
00:54:08,588 –> 00:54:09,788
Black Mafia Family.

1883
00:54:09,788 –> 00:54:09,948
Yeah.

1884
00:54:10,108 –> 00:54:11,068
I thought it was well done.

1885
00:54:11,388 –> 00:54:12,748
You know, I don’t know how much of it.

1886
00:54:12,988 –> 00:54:14,468
It’s kind of funny because like at the very beginning.

1887
00:54:14,468 –> 00:54:16,028
Was it a documentary or was it the shit,

1888
00:54:16,028 –> 00:54:16,908
like the TV show?

1889
00:54:17,148 –> 00:54:18,108
Yeah, it was like the TV show.

1890
00:54:18,108 –> 00:54:18,348
Yeah.

1891
00:54:18,508 –> 00:54:19,308
Like the guys,

1892
00:54:19,388 –> 00:54:21,228
the real guys spoke at the beginning,

1893
00:54:21,228 –> 00:54:22,068
talked about it,

1894
00:54:22,068 –> 00:54:24,188
and then like it became like a docudrama,

1895
00:54:24,588 –> 00:54:24,788
you know?

1896
00:54:24,988 –> 00:54:25,308
Yeah.

1897
00:54:25,468 –> 00:54:25,868
But

1898
00:54:26,668 –> 00:54:27,948
Half that shit was true.

1899
00:54:28,988 –> 00:54:31,908
Like, Dude,

1900
00:54:31,908 –> 00:54:33,788
there’s a section of that in my book,

1901
00:54:34,268 –> 00:54:34,748
Modern Day,

1902
00:54:34,748 –> 00:54:35,708
when I moved back here.

1903
00:54:36,428 –> 00:54:36,788
It was like,

1904
00:54:36,788 –> 00:54:40,428
there was a fight at a club in Southfield over a chick,

1905
00:54:41,228 –> 00:54:42,668
bottles get hit on the head,

1906
00:54:42,668 –> 00:54:43,508
somebody got killed.

1907
00:54:44,828 –> 00:54:45,908
And then the witness to it,

1908
00:54:45,908 –> 00:54:47,628
he was going to go into the police academy.

1909
00:54:48,188 –> 00:54:49,628
And he was working on Woodward.

1910
00:54:51,508 –> 00:54:52,588
And his brake fluid leaked,

1911
00:54:52,588 –> 00:54:53,548
so he’d always have to be,

1912
00:54:53,868 –> 00:54:54,988
so he’s bent over the car,

1913
00:54:55,228 –> 00:54:55,628
filling it,

1914
00:54:55,628 –> 00:54:57,508
and they just drove by and wiped him the fuck out.

1915
00:54:59,028 –> 00:55:00,068
Black mafia family.

1916
00:55:00,828 –> 00:55:01,028
Right.

1917
00:55:01,028 –> 00:55:03,388
I went to court,

1918
00:55:03,388 –> 00:55:04,468
the whole thing.

1919
00:55:04,508 –> 00:55:05,708
It was so bizarre,

1920
00:55:05,708 –> 00:55:08,788
but I’m interviewing his boss because he worked at

1921
00:55:08,788 –> 00:55:09,548
a barber shop.

1922
00:55:09,708 –> 00:55:10,908
That’s where he was filling it.

1923
00:55:11,388 –> 00:55:14,028
And she insisted that we lock ourselves in.

1924
00:55:15,068 –> 00:55:16,908
And it was like first of the month,

1925
00:55:17,628 –> 00:55:19,068
check, cash in place.

1926
00:55:20,508 –> 00:55:22,588
right across the street where he was shot.

1927
00:55:23,148 –> 00:55:25,428
And an old man just cashed his check and I’m interviewing

1928
00:55:25,428 –> 00:55:25,548
her.

1929
00:55:26,028 –> 00:55:29,708
And right in front of the door,

1930
00:55:29,868 –> 00:55:32,828
he gets his ass beat by two fucking dudes and his

1931
00:55:32,828 –> 00:55:33,628
money taken.

1932
00:55:37,108 –> 00:55:37,548
What?

1933
00:55:37,628 –> 00:55:37,788
Yeah.

1934
00:55:40,108 –> 00:55:40,988
This fucking town.

1935
00:55:42,948 –> 00:55:46,028
Did you know Michigan used to be in the tropics,

1936
00:55:46,028 –> 00:55:47,228
located in the tropics?

1937
00:55:49,428 –> 00:55:49,908
Did you know that?

1938
00:55:49,908 –> 00:55:51,148
they also told me,

1939
00:55:51,388 –> 00:55:52,228
that where I’m sitting,

1940
00:55:52,228 –> 00:55:54,828
there was a mile of ice above,

1941
00:55:55,508 –> 00:55:56,108
thickness.

1942
00:55:56,828 –> 00:55:58,108
I don’t know about a mile.

1943
00:55:58,348 –> 00:55:59,148
They said a mile,

1944
00:55:59,708 –> 00:56:00,988
like 5,000 feet.

1945
00:56:01,388 –> 00:56:01,908
Really?

1946
00:56:01,908 –> 00:56:02,028
Yeah.

1947
00:56:02,268 –> 00:56:02,748
Here?

1948
00:56:02,988 –> 00:56:03,148
Yeah.

1949
00:56:04,988 –> 00:56:05,548
And I’m like,

1950
00:56:05,548 –> 00:56:07,948
it must have been the Neanderthals that wiped out,

1951
00:56:07,988 –> 00:56:08,188
you know,

1952
00:56:08,188 –> 00:56:08,948
global warming,

1953
00:56:08,988 –> 00:56:10,188
because it’s gone,

1954
00:56:10,348 –> 00:56:11,988
if what they’re telling me is true.

1955
00:56:12,508 –> 00:56:12,668
You know?

1956
00:56:12,908 –> 00:56:14,548
No, but this really was in the traffic.

1957
00:56:14,548 –> 00:56:15,868
Well, it sounds something like that.

1958
00:56:15,988 –> 00:56:17,468
That’s what Petoskey stones are.

1959
00:56:18,348 –> 00:56:19,068
You know what those are?

1960
00:56:19,548 –> 00:56:20,068
I know what they are,

1961
00:56:20,068 –> 00:56:20,588
of course,

1962
00:56:20,588 –> 00:56:20,708
yeah.

1963
00:56:20,868 –> 00:56:21,308
What are they?

1964
00:56:21,628 –> 00:56:22,508
The states don’t.

1965
00:56:22,748 –> 00:56:24,428
Yeah, but what are they?

1966
00:56:26,028 –> 00:56:27,388
How are they for what it looks like?

1967
00:56:27,868 –> 00:56:28,908
Yeah, describe what it looks like.

1968
00:56:29,348 –> 00:56:31,388
Well, it’s like a grayish rock,

1969
00:56:31,388 –> 00:56:32,388
and if you polish it up,

1970
00:56:32,388 –> 00:56:34,908
it has certain spots all over it,

1971
00:56:34,908 –> 00:56:35,348
basically.

1972
00:56:35,348 –> 00:56:37,868
Yeah, 5 sided spots.

1973
00:56:38,188 –> 00:56:39,348
Five sided spots.

1974
00:56:39,348 –> 00:56:40,188
Like dimples.

1975
00:56:40,268 –> 00:56:41,388
So a hexa something.

1976
00:56:42,908 –> 00:56:43,628
Is it a hexa?

1977
00:56:44,068 –> 00:56:44,508
Hexagram?

1978
00:56:44,908 –> 00:56:45,388
Hexagon?

1979
00:56:46,748 –> 00:56:47,868
Okay, we’re going with hexagon.

1980
00:56:49,188 –> 00:56:51,388
what they were because this used Michigan,

1981
00:56:51,868 –> 00:56:52,908
the plate shifted,

1982
00:56:52,908 –> 00:56:53,228
right?

1983
00:56:53,228 –> 00:56:53,428
So the…

1984
00:56:53,528 –> 00:56:54,128
They’re up here now.

1985
00:56:54,288 –> 00:56:55,328
What they used to be,

1986
00:56:55,328 –> 00:56:56,608
that was a coral reef.

1987
00:56:57,248 –> 00:56:58,128
Those were coral.

1988
00:56:59,048 –> 00:56:59,208
Okay.

1989
00:56:59,248 –> 00:57:02,728
And that would make the impression on the stone?

1990
00:57:02,768 –> 00:57:04,768
Yeah, and then over the eons,

1991
00:57:04,768 –> 00:57:08,208
like the fingers that are the coral get wiped away.

1992
00:57:08,208 –> 00:57:09,728
So that’s their footprint.

1993
00:57:11,528 –> 00:57:12,248
That’s interesting.

1994
00:57:12,368 –> 00:57:12,688
Yeah.

1995
00:57:13,888 –> 00:57:15,048
So that’s why native people,

1996
00:57:15,048 –> 00:57:19,368
like they call stones grandmother and grandfather,

1997
00:57:19,368 –> 00:57:19,648
right?

1998
00:57:19,648 –> 00:57:20,048
You put it,

1999
00:57:20,128 –> 00:57:21,888
heat them up and put them in the sweat lodge,

2000
00:57:21,928 –> 00:57:22,168
right?

2001
00:57:22,848 –> 00:57:23,808
You give them a prayer.

2002
00:57:24,928 –> 00:57:26,208
Petoskey stones,

2003
00:57:26,208 –> 00:57:27,568
when you put them in water,

2004
00:57:27,808 –> 00:57:29,048
they get shiny,

2005
00:57:29,048 –> 00:57:29,808
you can see it.

2006
00:57:29,888 –> 00:57:32,488
So it’s like they come to life again.

2007
00:57:32,488 –> 00:57:33,968
When you return them to where they’re from,

2008
00:57:33,968 –> 00:57:34,768
they come to life.

2009
00:57:35,168 –> 00:57:35,648
Oh, wow.

2010
00:57:36,928 –> 00:57:38,608
Northern Michigan’s so great.

2011
00:57:38,688 –> 00:57:39,488
Oh, fuck, yeah.

2012
00:57:40,208 –> 00:57:41,008
I mean, cool.

2013
00:57:44,808 –> 00:57:45,728
It’s just so peaceful,

2014
00:57:45,728 –> 00:57:46,608
tranquil,

2015
00:57:47,488 –> 00:57:47,968
you know?

2016
00:57:49,728 –> 00:57:51,128
It’s a good place to just really,

2017
00:57:51,128 –> 00:57:52,688
if you can chill,

2018
00:57:52,928 –> 00:57:53,888
some people can’t,

2019
00:57:53,888 –> 00:57:55,088
but if you can chill,

2020
00:57:55,728 –> 00:57:56,048
boy.

2021
00:57:59,648 –> 00:58:02,328
Yeah, I hadn’t been up in the UP in a long time when

2022
00:58:02,328 –> 00:58:02,928
I moved back.

2023
00:58:03,768 –> 00:58:06,368
And we went up to Marquette.

2024
00:58:08,208 –> 00:58:09,568
And the trees are gargantuan,

2025
00:58:09,568 –> 00:58:09,888
right?

2026
00:58:10,128 –> 00:58:11,248
They’re really tall,

2027
00:58:11,408 –> 00:58:12,448
the conifers,

2028
00:58:12,448 –> 00:58:13,088
the pine trees.

2029
00:58:14,128 –> 00:58:14,888
But I looked and I’m like,

2030
00:58:14,888 –> 00:58:16,288
they’re all the same height.

2031
00:58:17,608 –> 00:58:17,848
I’m like,

2032
00:58:19,448 –> 00:58:21,968
That’s where we got our Department of Natural Resources

2033
00:58:21,968 –> 00:58:25,968
is because they completely deforested Michigan.

2034
00:58:25,968 –> 00:58:26,688
They came in like,

2035
00:58:28,648 –> 00:58:31,368
late 1800s and just mowed everything down.

2036
00:58:31,528 –> 00:58:31,688
Gone.

2037
00:58:31,688 –> 00:58:33,248
And then everything’s running in,

2038
00:58:33,328 –> 00:58:35,248
mud’s running into the Great Lakes and they figured

2039
00:58:36,448 –> 00:58:37,168
out, replant it.

2040
00:58:38,048 –> 00:58:39,168
So we replanted it.

2041
00:58:40,928 –> 00:58:43,448
I have 100 foot white pine in the backyard.

2042
00:58:43,608 –> 00:58:44,288
Is it 100?

2043
00:58:44,928 –> 00:58:45,808
I’m guessing,

2044
00:58:46,128 –> 00:58:46,528
you know,

2045
00:58:46,528 –> 00:58:47,568
I’ve never really,

2046
00:58:48,128 –> 00:58:48,288
but.

2047
00:58:48,688 –> 00:58:53,208
There’s so much wildlife up in that thing.

2048
00:58:53,248 –> 00:58:53,648
Yes.

2049
00:58:53,808 –> 00:58:54,968
I’m like, dude,

2050
00:58:55,248 –> 00:58:57,408
are squirrels and birds living in this?

2051
00:58:57,408 –> 00:58:57,968
What?

2052
00:58:58,608 –> 00:59:00,608
Yeah, when I was here last summer,

2053
00:59:00,608 –> 00:59:02,448
I think, there was woodpeckers living in it.

2054
00:59:02,448 –> 00:59:04,368
They were awesome.

2055
00:59:05,408 –> 00:59:06,528
That tree is solid,

2056
00:59:06,528 –> 00:59:06,848
man.

2057
00:59:07,408 –> 00:59:09,088
And that whole state was covered by him,

2058
00:59:09,568 –> 00:59:09,968
you know,

2059
00:59:10,168 –> 00:59:10,848
at some point.

2060
00:59:13,488 –> 00:59:14,528
It did help too that,

2061
00:59:14,768 –> 00:59:15,008
you know,

2062
00:59:15,008 –> 00:59:17,408
the entire city of Chicago burned to the ground.

2063
00:59:18,288 –> 00:59:19,168
Had to be rebuilt.

2064
00:59:24,608 –> 00:59:25,488
Makes a lot of sense.

2065
00:59:25,488 –> 00:59:25,848
You just.

2066
00:59:26,288 –> 00:59:26,408
Yeah.

2067
00:59:26,408 –> 00:59:27,528
I mean, granted,

2068
00:59:27,528 –> 00:59:29,408
a lot of them went to brick too,

2069
00:59:29,408 –> 00:59:31,528
but the whole city got burned down.

2070
00:59:31,528 –> 00:59:32,448
They didn’t need a lot of wood.

2071
00:59:32,888 –> 00:59:33,168
Yeah.

2072
00:59:33,808 –> 00:59:34,768
When did it burn?

2073
00:59:35,248 –> 00:59:36,288
Late 1800s.

2074
00:59:36,288 –> 00:59:39,088
That’s when Michigan got mowed down.

2075
00:59:39,808 –> 00:59:41,088
I never put that together.

2076
00:59:42,848 –> 00:59:45,208
The things you learn in Mr.

2077
00:59:45,208 –> 00:59:46,128
Billy’s neighborhood.

2078
00:59:46,208 –> 00:59:47,408
Yep, that’s it.

2079
00:59:49,728 –> 00:59:50,528
How’d you lose your leg?

2080
00:59:51,728 –> 00:59:53,968
Tractor accident in 1974.

2081
00:59:53,968 –> 00:59:55,808
Fell behind basically a big lawnmower.

2082
00:59:56,528 –> 00:59:57,168
How old were you?

2083
00:59:57,648 –> 00:59:58,288
Six.

2084
00:59:59,168 –> 01:00:00,288
So were you riding on it?

2085
01:00:00,768 –> 01:00:01,928
Riding on it,

2086
01:00:01,928 –> 01:00:02,208
yeah.

2087
01:00:02,608 –> 01:00:05,608
Just cruising on it the whole day.

2088
01:00:05,608 –> 01:00:08,848
And I think I went to reach for an apple.

2089
01:00:08,848 –> 01:00:10,288
We grew up in an apple orchard and…

2090
01:00:13,488 –> 01:00:13,648
Yeah.

2091
01:00:15,008 –> 01:00:15,808
Didn’t hurt a bit.

2092
01:00:16,048 –> 01:00:17,048
Didn’t hurt a bit?

2093
01:00:17,048 –> 01:00:17,808
Didn’t hurt a bit,

2094
01:00:17,808 –> 01:00:18,048
man.

2095
01:00:18,048 –> 01:00:21,088
The body has the most amazing natural devices.

2096
01:00:21,488 –> 01:00:23,088
Like this is the best pharmacy right here.

2097
01:00:23,088 –> 01:00:24,128
It’s already in your brain.

2098
01:00:24,488 –> 01:00:25,328
Whoa.

2099
01:00:25,848 –> 01:00:26,008
Yeah.

2100
01:00:26,688 –> 01:00:27,968
Were you riding by yourself?

2101
01:00:28,368 –> 01:00:30,128
No, my dad was driving it.

2102
01:00:30,128 –> 01:00:30,848
Oh, shit.

2103
01:00:33,568 –> 01:00:34,608
He had the tough part.

2104
01:00:35,488 –> 01:00:35,848
Yeah.

2105
01:00:37,088 –> 01:00:38,208
Had to tell your mom.

2106
01:00:39,088 –> 01:00:40,208
Oh, saved my life,

2107
01:00:40,248 –> 01:00:40,528
man.

2108
01:00:40,528 –> 01:00:41,328
Her and my sister.

2109
01:00:42,368 –> 01:00:43,648
it’s up here,

2110
01:00:43,728 –> 01:00:43,928
right?

2111
01:00:43,928 –> 01:00:44,208
at the.

2112
01:00:44,288 –> 01:00:45,328
I’m A hip disar tech,

2113
01:00:45,328 –> 01:00:45,608
yeah.

2114
01:00:46,128 –> 01:00:47,728
So how did he tourniquet you?

2115
01:00:49,008 –> 01:00:49,808
Basically,

2116
01:00:49,888 –> 01:00:50,768
there’s Judy.

2117
01:00:52,128 –> 01:00:52,408
Mr.

2118
01:00:52,408 –> 01:00:53,168
Billy’s neighborhood.

2119
01:00:56,208 –> 01:00:56,768
I don’t know.

2120
01:00:57,088 –> 01:00:57,888
I was in and out.

2121
01:00:58,528 –> 01:00:59,128
Oh my Lord.

2122
01:00:59,128 –> 01:00:59,808
I was in and out,

2123
01:00:59,808 –> 01:01:00,448
you know.

2124
01:01:03,328 –> 01:01:04,488
So why do you use crutches?

2125
01:01:04,488 –> 01:01:05,648
You don’t like it prosthetic?

2126
01:01:06,288 –> 01:01:09,128
Yeah, I don’t have a stump for anything to attach to,

2127
01:01:09,128 –> 01:01:10,688
so it’s got to go around the waist.

2128
01:01:10,728 –> 01:01:12,208
And I had to wear it as a kid,

2129
01:01:13,408 –> 01:01:14,608
therapeutic reasons,

2130
01:01:14,608 –> 01:01:15,408
whatnot.

2131
01:01:15,568 –> 01:01:16,848
Make you seem normal and shit.

2132
01:01:17,488 –> 01:01:18,688
there were a lot of reasons,

2133
01:01:18,688 –> 01:01:19,408
they used to tell me.

2134
01:01:19,808 –> 01:01:20,608
Not really sure,

2135
01:01:22,368 –> 01:01:24,288
But when your dick grew to like 6 feet,

2136
01:01:24,328 –> 01:01:25,648
I mean, did you start using that?

2137
01:01:28,768 –> 01:01:28,888
Right.

2138
01:01:36,366 –> 01:01:37,766
So what are you going to do with all this footage?

2139
01:01:38,726 –> 01:01:42,686
Just cut the weed parts out and stick it together and

2140
01:01:42,686 –> 01:01:44,406
just air it as well.

2141
01:01:44,406 –> 01:01:45,526
Run it by me first,

2142
01:01:45,526 –> 01:01:45,766
will you?

2143
01:01:45,766 –> 01:01:45,926
Yeah.

2144
01:01:45,926 –> 01:01:47,286
Let me take a peek.

2145
01:01:47,526 –> 01:01:49,366
Tell you what we’ll do.

2146
01:01:50,646 –> 01:01:51,286
As we air it,

2147
01:01:51,286 –> 01:01:52,886
you can sit in the studio and watch it.

2148
01:01:54,326 –> 01:01:56,326
And then you can hit the stop button and go,

2149
01:01:56,326 –> 01:01:58,326
no, Well,

2150
01:01:58,326 –> 01:02:00,526
no, because I won’t know what’s coming,

2151
01:02:01,126 –> 01:02:01,686
you know?

2152
01:02:02,166 –> 01:02:03,806
Yeah, but you can explain yourself.

2153
01:02:03,806 –> 01:02:05,926
I just want to be a little sensitive to my brother.

2154
01:02:07,446 –> 01:02:10,326
I don’t ever go on camera and talk really about it.

2155
01:02:10,326 –> 01:02:11,126
Do we do anything?

2156
01:02:11,206 –> 01:02:12,206
No, I just.

2157
01:02:12,726 –> 01:02:13,206
So far then.

2158
01:02:13,206 –> 01:02:14,486
Let me take a peek at it,

2159
01:02:14,486 –> 01:02:14,646
man.

2160
01:02:14,846 –> 01:02:15,286
Yeah, sure.

2161
01:02:16,006 –> 01:02:16,726
That’s all I ask.

2162
01:02:16,966 –> 01:02:17,206
Sure.

2163
01:02:17,206 –> 01:02:21,446
You know, not asking for like final control,

2164
01:02:21,766 –> 01:02:22,726
even though it’s smart.

2165
01:02:22,726 –> 01:02:23,446
I would.

2166
01:02:23,726 –> 01:02:24,726
Have I already mentioned his name?

2167
01:02:24,806 –> 01:02:25,686
I might have done it once.

2168
01:02:25,686 –> 01:02:25,846
Yeah.

2169
01:02:26,086 –> 01:02:28,326
You know, I just don’t talk.

2170
01:02:28,326 –> 01:02:28,966
I don’t do interviews.

2171
01:02:28,966 –> 01:02:30,326
I have nothing to gain,

2172
01:02:30,726 –> 01:02:30,966
you know?

2173
01:02:31,006 –> 01:02:31,806
Well, we’re talking about you.

2174
01:02:31,806 –> 01:02:34,206
You’re a friend of mine and you’re doing something.

2175
01:02:34,806 –> 01:02:38,526
with, a company that I really love and care about and

2176
01:02:39,246 –> 01:02:40,206
anything I can do to help,

2177
01:02:40,366 –> 01:02:40,486
man.

2178
01:02:41,246 –> 01:02:41,766
Appreciate it.

2179
01:02:41,766 –> 01:02:42,566
And that’s where my heart’s at.

2180
01:02:42,566 –> 01:02:43,046
Well, you know,

2181
01:02:43,286 –> 01:02:46,726
I just wanted John just because I wanted John.

2182
01:02:46,726 –> 01:02:47,686
I asked you a couple times.

2183
01:02:47,686 –> 01:02:48,886
You’re camera shy and shit.

2184
01:02:48,886 –> 01:02:50,406
You’ve got to live an interesting life.

2185
01:02:50,406 –> 01:02:51,086
Yeah, just,

2186
01:02:51,206 –> 01:02:51,446
you know,

2187
01:02:51,446 –> 01:02:52,166
you dude,

2188
01:02:52,166 –> 01:02:52,366
you’re.

2189
01:02:52,366 –> 01:02:52,886
I do.

2190
01:02:53,246 –> 01:02:54,406
I’m very, very blessed,

2191
01:02:55,206 –> 01:02:55,446
you know.

2192
01:02:55,526 –> 01:02:57,966
he’s, I’m driving here and it’s Joe Rogan talking with

2193
01:02:57,966 –> 01:02:58,966
some fucking comedian.

2194
01:02:58,966 –> 01:02:59,926
I never heard of him.

2195
01:02:59,926 –> 01:03:00,366
That guy can talk.

2196
01:03:00,366 –> 01:03:01,966
That guy can talk.

2197
01:03:01,966 –> 01:03:04,086
When my mother did his interview.

2198
01:03:04,166 –> 01:03:04,406
Yeah.

2199
01:03:05,126 –> 01:03:07,046
I remember literally I got home from golf,

2200
01:03:07,086 –> 01:03:08,006
I threw it on.

2201
01:03:08,726 –> 01:03:10,646
It was dark when I finished.

2202
01:03:10,646 –> 01:03:13,456
It was like 3 /

2203
01:03:13,446 –> 01:03:14,486
3 hours.

2204
01:03:14,806 –> 01:03:15,846
I couldn’t listen that long.

2205
01:03:16,086 –> 01:03:16,486
I can’t.

2206
01:03:16,486 –> 01:03:17,326
Even when Trump was on,

2207
01:03:17,326 –> 01:03:17,806
I couldn’t listen.

2208
01:03:17,806 –> 01:03:18,646
He does that every day.

2209
01:03:18,966 –> 01:03:19,446
I mean.

2210
01:03:19,526 –> 01:03:20,326
No, a couple of times a week.

2211
01:03:20,326 –> 01:03:20,686
I like Joe Road.

2212
01:03:20,686 –> 01:03:21,286
Does it every day?

2213
01:03:21,686 –> 01:03:21,886
You know.

2214
01:03:22,006 –> 01:03:22,926
No, a couple times a week.

2215
01:03:23,846 –> 01:03:24,886
It’s a commitment,

2216
01:03:25,206 –> 01:03:25,766
you know.

2217
01:03:26,126 –> 01:03:27,006
I don’t know how it was.

2218
01:03:27,006 –> 01:03:29,806
It was so great to like literally like an hour and

2219
01:03:29,806 –> 01:03:30,446
a half into it,

2220
01:03:30,446 –> 01:03:31,126
brother was like.

2221
01:03:32,166 –> 01:03:33,526
Hey man, are we going to talk about our tour?

2222
01:03:33,526 –> 01:03:34,486
My tour maybe?

2223
01:03:35,206 –> 01:03:37,126
Guys getting high the whole time.

2224
01:03:37,286 –> 01:03:42,926
Just like.

2225
01:03:42,926 –> 01:03:43,606
Did you go?

2226
01:03:43,926 –> 01:03:45,046
Were you sitting in studio?

2227
01:03:45,286 –> 01:03:46,486
I did not go to Joe Rogan.

2228
01:03:47,526 –> 01:03:48,166
I did not.

2229
01:03:48,166 –> 01:03:48,446
I did not.

2230
01:03:51,446 –> 01:03:54,406
Dude, last big podcast like that I did wasn’t too long

2231
01:03:54,406 –> 01:03:54,726
ago.

2232
01:03:54,726 –> 01:03:55,046
It’s like,

2233
01:03:55,046 –> 01:03:56,406
I ain’t never doing another one.

2234
01:03:58,006 –> 01:03:58,646
You know, I mean,

2235
01:03:58,646 –> 01:04:01,606
it’s not sure how much they actually like when you’re.

2236
01:04:02,566 –> 01:04:06,166
If you’re trying to promote something or like a festival

2237
01:04:07,126 –> 01:04:08,486
or something like that,

2238
01:04:08,886 –> 01:04:10,846
I don’t know how much it really moves in.

2239
01:04:12,326 –> 01:04:13,766
I really don’t.

2240
01:04:14,246 –> 01:04:15,366
I think they’re just a place,

2241
01:04:15,446 –> 01:04:17,366
see, you watch my shit.

2242
01:04:18,406 –> 01:04:22,966
It’s political and reportery and people need that because

2243
01:04:22,966 –> 01:04:24,126
that’s really disappeared.

2244
01:04:24,126 –> 01:04:25,046
National news is,

2245
01:04:25,206 –> 01:04:26,286
everybody talks about it,

2246
01:04:26,286 –> 01:04:27,526
but nobody talks local.

2247
01:04:28,966 –> 01:04:30,566
But I want it to be cool,

2248
01:04:30,966 –> 01:04:31,606
funny,

2249
01:04:31,886 –> 01:04:33,806
It’s going to be interesting to just keep people’s

2250
01:04:33,806 –> 01:04:34,966
attention nowadays.

2251
01:04:34,966 –> 01:04:35,206
Yeah.

2252
01:04:35,206 –> 01:04:36,326
Because it’s so…

2253
01:04:37,526 –> 01:04:38,606
like you were saying earlier,

2254
01:04:38,606 –> 01:04:42,806
like when we go to the governor of the Fed’s house,

2255
01:04:42,806 –> 01:04:44,166
like, well,

2256
01:04:44,166 –> 01:04:46,526
we want to show you and have some proof,

2257
01:04:46,526 –> 01:04:47,206
but this fucker,

2258
01:04:47,206 –> 01:04:48,566
it’s got to be entertaining.

2259
01:04:48,766 –> 01:04:48,886
Yeah.

2260
01:04:49,526 –> 01:04:51,846
You know, and I don’t know any other podcasts where

2261
01:04:52,086 –> 01:04:57,446
they’re actually finding their own news to talk about.

2262
01:04:58,166 –> 01:04:58,486
Right?

2263
01:04:58,486 –> 01:04:59,766
We could talk about

2264
01:05:00,966 –> 01:05:02,806
It covers the same angle too.

2265
01:05:02,806 –> 01:05:03,086
Yeah.

2266
01:05:03,606 –> 01:05:04,486
They just report,

2267
01:05:04,486 –> 01:05:05,046
blah, blah,

2268
01:05:05,326 –> 01:05:05,446
blah.

2269
01:05:06,166 –> 01:05:06,446
You know?

2270
01:05:07,006 –> 01:05:07,566
I’m MAGA.

2271
01:05:07,766 –> 01:05:08,726
I’m anti-MAGA.

2272
01:05:08,966 –> 01:05:09,566
You know what I mean?

2273
01:05:09,566 –> 01:05:09,846
It’s like,

2274
01:05:09,926 –> 01:05:10,646
okay, whatever.

2275
01:05:10,646 –> 01:05:11,126
Fuck.

2276
01:05:12,326 –> 01:05:15,446
See, when the whole trans thing was going on and like

2277
01:05:15,686 –> 01:05:18,326
trans violence is white supremacy.

2278
01:05:18,446 –> 01:05:20,166
Okay, this was what they were doing.

2279
01:05:20,486 –> 01:05:20,926
And I’m like,

2280
01:05:21,446 –> 01:05:22,006
really?

2281
01:05:22,246 –> 01:05:25,606
Okay, let’s go to 6 in Woodward where all the tranny

2282
01:05:25,766 –> 01:05:27,166
sex cookers are,

2283
01:05:27,166 –> 01:05:27,526
right?

2284
01:05:27,526 –> 01:05:27,646
Yeah.

2285
01:05:27,846 –> 01:05:28,766
Oh, and hanging out.

2286
01:05:29,286 –> 01:05:30,166
having a drink,

2287
01:05:30,406 –> 01:05:31,766
talking about what’s in your purse,

2288
01:05:31,766 –> 01:05:32,726
oh, all the pills,

2289
01:05:32,726 –> 01:05:33,726
you got your ass meat.

2290
01:05:33,726 –> 01:05:34,166
And it’s like,

2291
01:05:34,726 –> 01:05:34,926
you know,

2292
01:05:34,926 –> 01:05:37,366
and when some white supremacist that came here and

2293
01:05:37,766 –> 01:05:39,206
got some ass and then beat your ass,

2294
01:05:39,206 –> 01:05:39,526
right?

2295
01:05:39,526 –> 01:05:40,366
Now, it’s like,

2296
01:05:40,646 –> 01:05:41,606
this is the life.

2297
01:05:43,446 –> 01:05:44,646
My sister was a hooker.

2298
01:05:44,646 –> 01:05:46,406
I know these kind of people.

2299
01:05:47,846 –> 01:05:48,486
I love them.

2300
01:05:49,046 –> 01:05:49,366
I do.

2301
01:05:49,366 –> 01:05:50,166
They’re interesting,

2302
01:05:50,166 –> 01:05:50,566
funny.

2303
01:05:50,726 –> 01:05:51,526
Let’s have a drink.

2304
01:05:52,486 –> 01:05:53,606
Got a story to tell.

2305
01:05:53,846 –> 01:05:55,206
Jesus hung out with the prostitute.

2306
01:05:55,526 –> 01:05:56,246
My man.

2307
01:05:56,286 –> 01:05:56,846
And it’s like,

2308
01:05:57,046 –> 01:05:58,566
do we got to make this fucking political?

2309
01:06:00,086 –> 01:06:00,806
You want to know why,

2310
01:06:01,406 –> 01:06:03,046
which kind of trans people get hurt?

2311
01:06:03,046 –> 01:06:04,646
The sex, sex working people.

2312
01:06:04,966 –> 01:06:06,046
That’s who really gets hurt,

2313
01:06:06,046 –> 01:06:06,246
right?

2314
01:06:07,286 –> 01:06:07,846
Sure enough,

2315
01:06:07,846 –> 01:06:09,686
one week after we did this,

2316
01:06:10,246 –> 01:06:12,246
one of the girls got a fucking bullet in her head.

2317
01:06:13,206 –> 01:06:14,406
They had to fob it off.

2318
01:06:14,406 –> 01:06:16,486
The Highland Park Police had to call in to the Michigan

2319
01:06:16,486 –> 01:06:18,726
State Police because they don’t got no homicide detectives.

2320
01:06:19,086 –> 01:06:21,486
They don’t got anybody to cruise around.

2321
01:06:21,486 –> 01:06:23,126
Highland Park has no.

2322
01:06:23,206 –> 01:06:23,366
What?

2323
01:06:25,286 –> 01:06:26,406
There’s a piece of dudes.

2324
01:06:26,806 –> 01:06:27,246
Dude.

2325
01:06:27,446 –> 01:06:27,846
So.

2326
01:06:28,646 –> 01:06:31,446
It’s exactly the opposite of these pricks on CNN.

2327
01:06:31,926 –> 01:06:32,806
They fund the police.

2328
01:06:32,926 –> 01:06:34,726
No, If you funded the police,

2329
01:06:34,726 –> 01:06:35,686
they would be safe.

2330
01:06:36,566 –> 01:06:37,606
Because we know where they’re at,

2331
01:06:37,606 –> 01:06:40,726
but we don’t got enough police to patrol just neighborhoods.

2332
01:06:41,046 –> 01:06:42,566
So what are you guys talking about?

2333
01:06:44,086 –> 01:06:46,486
You know, this is what I’m trying to get after in my

2334
01:06:46,526 –> 01:06:47,206
old age.

2335
01:06:48,006 –> 01:06:49,286
Just be fucking sensible.

2336
01:06:50,406 –> 01:06:51,606
Yeah, somewhat reasonable.

2337
01:06:51,606 –> 01:06:52,006
Yeah.

2338
01:06:52,326 –> 01:06:52,606
You know?

2339
01:06:52,806 –> 01:06:54,166
Like real earthy,

2340
01:06:54,166 –> 01:06:55,966
like, you know what’s going on in the world.

2341
01:06:56,446 –> 01:06:58,166
Instead of being in a fucking studio.

2342
01:07:00,326 –> 01:07:01,286
It’s crazy.

2343
01:07:02,086 –> 01:07:04,566
Literally 2 miles from where we’re sitting,

2344
01:07:05,686 –> 01:07:08,726
it’s a completely different world in a lot of aspects.

2345
01:07:08,926 –> 01:07:10,086
It’s almost like a circus.

2346
01:07:10,646 –> 01:07:11,766
What I tell my daughter,

2347
01:07:11,806 –> 01:07:13,126
that’s your community.

2348
01:07:13,686 –> 01:07:14,726
If we sat here,

2349
01:07:15,446 –> 01:07:15,926
you know,

2350
01:07:15,926 –> 01:07:17,846
as soon as the sun went down,

2351
01:07:17,926 –> 01:07:19,686
this neighborhood would be quiet.

2352
01:07:20,406 –> 01:07:21,526
We wouldn’t hear much.

2353
01:07:22,246 –> 01:07:24,326
We could literally drive 2 miles,

2354
01:07:24,806 –> 01:07:27,206
3 miles down to seven mile or a 10 mile.

2355
01:07:28,526 –> 01:07:29,526
It’s a circus.

2356
01:07:30,006 –> 01:07:31,286
Well, you get off the porch.

2357
01:07:31,446 –> 01:07:34,166
It’s a, there’s just what is going on,

2358
01:07:34,326 –> 01:07:35,486
you know?

2359
01:07:36,086 –> 01:07:36,286
Yeah.

2360
01:07:36,286 –> 01:07:38,606
I don’t know circus is the word,

2361
01:07:38,606 –> 01:07:38,966
man.

2362
01:07:38,966 –> 01:07:39,606
You know, I mean,

2363
01:07:40,726 –> 01:07:41,806
they used to have a circus.

2364
01:07:41,806 –> 01:07:42,726
It was called State Fair.

2365
01:07:42,726 –> 01:07:43,846
We don’t got that anymore.

2366
01:07:47,126 –> 01:07:48,886
You know, did they have it?

2367
01:07:48,966 –> 01:07:49,606
They had it.

2368
01:07:49,766 –> 01:07:52,366
The state fair was at the suburban collection in Novi.

2369
01:07:52,486 –> 01:07:54,326
How, what the fuck kind of state fair is that?

2370
01:07:54,646 –> 01:07:56,806
See, that’s what I wish the Lions would do.

2371
01:07:57,206 –> 01:07:57,606
What?

2372
01:07:58,446 –> 01:07:58,766
A real.

2373
01:08:00,266 –> 01:08:02,146
You should be down on the sidelines.

2374
01:08:02,146 –> 01:08:04,266
You should be somewhere outside.

2375
01:08:04,346 –> 01:08:05,386
A real fucking lion.

2376
01:08:05,386 –> 01:08:06,586
Dude, go to LSU.

2377
01:08:06,586 –> 01:08:07,466
The Tigers,

2378
01:08:07,706 –> 01:08:09,226
they have tigers outside their stadium.

2379
01:08:09,226 –> 01:08:09,986
Real tigers.

2380
01:08:10,066 –> 01:08:10,586
Yeah, but you know,

2381
01:08:10,586 –> 01:08:11,786
like they’re in a cage.

2382
01:08:13,466 –> 01:08:13,786
All right.

2383
01:08:14,186 –> 01:08:14,626
Well, I mean,

2384
01:08:14,626 –> 01:08:15,186
figure it out,

2385
01:08:15,186 –> 01:08:15,706
guys.

2386
01:08:16,026 –> 01:08:17,426
Have you ever been?

2387
01:08:17,426 –> 01:08:18,826
Have you been in the Detroit Zoo?

2388
01:08:19,906 –> 01:08:21,466
Have you seen the fucking bears?

2389
01:08:21,546 –> 01:08:21,706
Yeah.

2390
01:08:22,026 –> 01:08:22,986
They’re all narced up,

2391
01:08:22,986 –> 01:08:23,226
dude.

2392
01:08:23,226 –> 01:08:25,026
They’re the saddest fucking thing.

2393
01:08:25,026 –> 01:08:27,306
You really want to do that to a lion?

2394
01:08:28,426 –> 01:08:29,226
That’s the best scene,

2395
01:08:29,226 –> 01:08:30,826
one of the best scenes of Goodfellas.

2396
01:08:31,586 –> 01:08:32,226
I’m not going to tell you,

2397
01:08:32,226 –> 01:08:33,306
I’m not going to tell you.

2398
01:08:33,546 –> 01:08:36,106
Hanging the guy over the tiger at the zoo.

2399
01:08:36,106 –> 01:08:36,386
He’s like,

2400
01:08:36,386 –> 01:08:37,266
I’ll tell you everything.

2401
01:08:38,466 –> 01:08:39,386
I’ll tell you everything.

2402
01:08:48,426 –> 01:08:49,706
American Coney Island.

2403
01:08:49,786 –> 01:08:53,146
So good, even Al Roker from the Today Show eats here.

2404
01:08:53,306 –> 01:08:54,306
Not like that other guy,

2405
01:08:54,306 –> 01:08:55,386
Al Joker,

2406
01:08:55,626 –> 01:08:56,906
who eats at Lafayette.

2407
01:08:57,506 –> 01:09:00,106
So make sure you’re a Roker and not a joker.

2408
01:09:00,586 –> 01:09:01,546
American Coney Island.

2409
01:09:10,986 –> 01:09:12,266
Do the Eddie Murphy one.

2410
01:09:12,426 –> 01:09:15,186
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

2411
01:09:15,466 –> 01:09:15,986
That one.

2412
01:09:16,586 –> 01:09:17,066
How’s it go?

2413
01:09:17,946 –> 01:09:19,546
That’s, remember how I used to do it?

2414
01:09:19,546 –> 01:09:19,946
I don’t know,

2415
01:09:19,946 –> 01:09:21,866
I don’t, that’s about all I got.

2416
01:09:22,026 –> 01:09:22,586
But it was good.

2417
01:09:22,586 –> 01:09:23,306
Look it up real quick.

2418
01:09:23,306 –> 01:09:24,506
Because he was making fun of it.

2419
01:09:24,746 –> 01:09:25,066
Yeah.

2420
01:09:25,786 –> 01:09:26,386
It was like Mr.

2421
01:09:26,386 –> 01:09:27,306
Robinson’s neighborhood.

2422
01:09:28,746 –> 01:09:28,906
Yeah.

2423
01:09:28,906 –> 01:09:29,306
look it up.

2424
01:09:29,946 –> 01:09:31,146
Hey, little children’s.

2425
01:09:31,546 –> 01:09:32,906
There’s that homie the clown.

2426
01:09:32,906 –> 01:09:33,426
I get him.

2427
01:09:33,546 –> 01:09:34,466
Homie the clown.

2428
01:09:34,466 –> 01:09:37,706
Fuck you guys stuck in the 80s,

2429
01:09:37,706 –> 01:09:37,826
man.

2430
01:09:39,186 –> 01:09:39,946
Homie the clown.

2431
01:09:41,466 –> 01:09:42,306
Well, you can’t,

2432
01:09:42,306 –> 01:09:43,706
I mean, when’s the last time you were,

2433
01:09:44,426 –> 01:09:45,586
they were doing stuff like that?

2434
01:09:45,586 –> 01:09:46,786
Everyone got freaked out.

2435
01:09:46,786 –> 01:09:48,026
Like, don’t do this.

2436
01:09:48,106 –> 01:09:48,666
Like, come on.

2437
01:09:48,666 –> 01:09:50,586
I think comedy’s finally back though,

2438
01:09:50,626 –> 01:09:51,066
I’m hoping.

2439
01:09:51,066 –> 01:09:52,106
You know.

2440
01:09:52,426 –> 01:09:55,386
Yeah, it’s just a bunch of assholes took over the colleges

2441
01:09:55,386 –> 01:09:58,826
and then the college assholes took over the media.

2442
01:09:59,466 –> 01:10:01,626
Don Rickles will always be funny.

2443
01:10:02,826 –> 01:10:03,386
That stuff,

2444
01:10:03,386 –> 01:10:05,866
even though we might not become,

2445
01:10:06,666 –> 01:10:06,986
you know,

2446
01:10:07,066 –> 01:10:09,146
as at each other,

2447
01:10:09,226 –> 01:10:10,266
it’s still going to be funny.

2448
01:10:10,346 –> 01:10:12,226
Yeah, that’s just rip humor.

2449
01:10:12,226 –> 01:10:13,386
Like, when are we going to get,

2450
01:10:13,386 –> 01:10:14,906
like, all in the family back,

2451
01:10:14,906 –> 01:10:16,466
some edgy shit like that?

2452
01:10:21,146 –> 01:10:22,906
Boy, do you remember Carol O’Connor?

2453
01:10:23,066 –> 01:10:23,386
Oh, yeah.

2454
01:10:23,426 –> 01:10:26,986
He had that vendetta because he lost his son to a drug

2455
01:10:26,986 –> 01:10:27,786
overdose.

2456
01:10:28,306 –> 01:10:33,146
And he hunted that dealer down and just tormented.

2457
01:10:33,146 –> 01:10:35,546
I mean, it made me feel good,

2458
01:10:35,786 –> 01:10:36,106
you know,

2459
01:10:36,106 –> 01:10:39,466
like, shouldn’t get away with shit like that,

2460
01:10:39,546 –> 01:10:40,026
you know?

2461
01:10:40,506 –> 01:10:40,826
No.

2462
01:10:40,986 –> 01:10:42,666
Preying on someone at their lowest,

2463
01:10:42,746 –> 01:10:43,386
you know,

2464
01:10:43,506 –> 01:10:43,946
like.

2465
01:10:45,946 –> 01:10:47,346
So look what Trump’s doing now.

2466
01:10:47,466 –> 01:10:50,106
You got 18 million other things to deal with.

2467
01:10:50,106 –> 01:10:52,026
We’re going to start bombing dope boats.

2468
01:10:52,346 –> 01:10:52,986
We should.

2469
01:10:53,146 –> 01:10:53,946
Well, you got to.

2470
01:10:54,026 –> 01:10:55,866
They’re killing way more of us than we killing them.

2471
01:10:56,106 –> 01:10:57,146
You got to stop the dope,

2472
01:10:57,146 –> 01:10:57,346
man.

2473
01:10:57,346 –> 01:10:58,986
Like we haven’t been doing that.

2474
01:11:00,506 –> 01:11:03,146
You don’t got to do the war on drugs where like the

2475
01:11:03,146 –> 01:11:04,346
cops are driving tanks,

2476
01:11:04,346 –> 01:11:05,306
you hit it at its source.

2477
01:11:05,306 –> 01:11:05,426
Yeah.

2478
01:11:05,426 –> 01:11:07,666
It’s finally good to see.

2479
01:11:07,666 –> 01:11:08,986
Instead of tormenting us,

2480
01:11:10,026 –> 01:11:11,146
torment the supplier.

2481
01:11:11,146 –> 01:11:11,266
Yeah.

2482
01:11:12,426 –> 01:11:14,226
Everybody up here is just trying to make a buck,

2483
01:11:14,226 –> 01:11:14,746
know what I mean?

2484
01:11:15,226 –> 01:11:16,346
I mean, what’s wrong with,

2485
01:11:17,026 –> 01:11:18,666
I know, it’s not our sovereign.

2486
01:11:18,746 –> 01:11:20,226
You know what’s great about being in El Saya?

2487
01:11:20,506 –> 01:11:20,826
It’s like,

2488
01:11:20,986 –> 01:11:21,946
who’s against that?

2489
01:11:23,306 –> 01:11:24,106
Oh, by the way,

2490
01:11:24,346 –> 01:11:26,586
we’re living in Michigan and they need our vote.

2491
01:11:27,146 –> 01:11:28,186
So now we get to say,

2492
01:11:28,426 –> 01:11:30,266
yeah, I’m not against that.

2493
01:11:30,266 –> 01:11:31,146
So fuck off.

2494
01:11:34,306 –> 01:11:34,466
No.

2495
01:11:34,466 –> 01:11:35,786
Did you used to be Democrat?

2496
01:11:35,786 –> 01:11:37,066
Did you ever vote Democrat?

2497
01:11:37,306 –> 01:11:37,586
Oh, yeah.

2498
01:11:38,346 –> 01:11:38,786
Fuck yeah.

2499
01:11:38,866 –> 01:11:39,266
Totally.

2500
01:11:39,626 –> 01:11:40,346
Would you now?

2501
01:11:41,386 –> 01:11:41,946
No.

2502
01:11:42,426 –> 01:11:43,546
Would you in the future?

2503
01:11:44,026 –> 01:11:44,346
No.

2504
01:11:44,986 –> 01:11:45,986
Here’s what I think.

2505
01:11:46,106 –> 01:11:46,826
Tell me if I’m wrong.

2506
01:11:46,906 –> 01:11:49,746
No, The reason the Democrats got to fight Trump on

2507
01:11:49,746 –> 01:11:51,306
everything is Trump,

2508
01:11:51,306 –> 01:11:52,346
who used to be a Democrat,

2509
01:11:52,986 –> 01:11:54,026
right, like so many of us,

2510
01:11:54,506 –> 01:11:56,266
he took their whole fucking platform,

2511
01:11:57,546 –> 01:11:57,786
right?

2512
01:11:57,786 –> 01:11:59,386
Like good jobs,

2513
01:11:59,546 –> 01:12:01,386
no wars, freedom of speech,

2514
01:12:01,386 –> 01:12:03,466
like, it happens.

2515
01:12:03,706 –> 01:12:05,106
Go back to the turn of the century,

2516
01:12:05,106 –> 01:12:07,186
1900, the Republicans,

2517
01:12:07,186 –> 01:12:08,026
what they stood for,

2518
01:12:08,026 –> 01:12:08,986
and the Democrats,

2519
01:12:09,626 –> 01:12:10,586
Completely flipped.

2520
01:12:10,586 –> 01:12:12,746
It was completely the opposite.

2521
01:12:13,226 –> 01:12:14,186
Teddy Roosevelt,

2522
01:12:14,506 –> 01:12:15,866
trust busters,

2523
01:12:17,306 –> 01:12:17,506
you know,

2524
01:12:17,626 –> 01:12:18,746
managing government,

2525
01:12:19,226 –> 01:12:20,586
child labor laws,

2526
01:12:20,746 –> 01:12:21,786
environmental laws.

2527
01:12:21,786 –> 01:12:22,666
Think about this.

2528
01:12:22,706 –> 01:12:23,066
Don’t forget.

2529
01:12:23,066 –> 01:12:23,866
And the Dems were,

2530
01:12:24,426 –> 01:12:25,426
stay out of everything.

2531
01:12:25,426 –> 01:12:26,306
Stay out of Teddy for me.

2532
01:12:26,306 –> 01:12:26,866
Stay out of everything.

2533
01:12:26,866 –> 01:12:27,746
National parks.

2534
01:12:28,586 –> 01:12:29,706
So historically,

2535
01:12:29,866 –> 01:12:30,106
you know,

2536
01:12:30,106 –> 01:12:31,386
there’s a precedent for it.

2537
01:12:31,386 –> 01:12:32,186
It’s happened,

2538
01:12:32,506 –> 01:12:32,986
you know.

2539
01:12:33,546 –> 01:12:36,426
So I guess the question becomes is,

2540
01:12:37,066 –> 01:12:37,466
you know,

2541
01:12:39,266 –> 01:12:39,546
Yeah.

2542
01:12:40,186 –> 01:12:41,306
Has it happened again?

2543
01:12:41,946 –> 01:12:46,426
Will the Democrats pick up some of the talking points

2544
01:12:46,426 –> 01:12:47,866
that were successful,

2545
01:12:48,426 –> 01:12:48,906
you know?

2546
01:12:48,986 –> 01:12:50,026
How about Gavin Newsom,

2547
01:12:50,026 –> 01:12:50,666
what he’s doing?

2548
01:12:50,746 –> 01:12:51,386
How about,

2549
01:12:51,466 –> 01:12:51,706
you know,

2550
01:12:51,706 –> 01:12:53,786
just when you said talking points,

2551
01:12:54,026 –> 01:12:55,186
I don’t want talking points.

2552
01:12:55,186 –> 01:12:56,426
I’m sick of talking points.

2553
01:12:56,906 –> 01:12:57,546
You know what they say?

2554
01:12:57,786 –> 01:13:00,346
Like, we need a figurehead.

2555
01:13:00,346 –> 01:13:01,226
No, you don’t.

2556
01:13:01,626 –> 01:13:04,906
You need fuckers that understand us

2557
01:13:05,466 –> 01:13:09,386
that actually legislate to what it is we’re asking

2558
01:13:09,386 –> 01:13:09,786
for.

2559
01:13:10,106 –> 01:13:12,466
Like I don’t need anybody doing talking points and

2560
01:13:12,466 –> 01:13:13,146
acting.

2561
01:13:13,546 –> 01:13:13,946
Fair enough.

2562
01:13:13,986 –> 01:13:14,826
And doing this.

2563
01:13:14,906 –> 01:13:15,066
Yeah.

2564
01:13:15,546 –> 01:13:16,186
Show me.

2565
01:13:16,426 –> 01:13:16,546
Yeah.

2566
01:13:17,226 –> 01:13:17,826
Who said that?

2567
01:13:17,826 –> 01:13:20,186
I think it was probably my high school football coach

2568
01:13:20,346 –> 01:13:21,306
or Teddy Roosevelt.

2569
01:13:21,946 –> 01:13:22,986
Show me, don’t tell me.

2570
01:13:26,346 –> 01:13:27,626
You know, you see some movement.

2571
01:13:27,626 –> 01:13:30,506
I don’t know if I can be upset about what I’m seeing

2572
01:13:30,666 –> 01:13:31,786
because a year ago,

2573
01:13:31,786 –> 01:13:32,266
brother,

2574
01:13:33,146 –> 01:13:36,186
Everything was dark and everybody was down in this

2575
01:13:36,186 –> 01:13:36,666
country.

2576
01:13:36,986 –> 01:13:40,026
Like nothing was gonna go right anymore.

2577
01:13:40,506 –> 01:13:41,466
Didn’t it feel that way?

2578
01:13:43,146 –> 01:13:43,386
Yeah.

2579
01:13:43,386 –> 01:13:44,066
completely.

2580
01:13:45,066 –> 01:13:47,386
Fucking border wide open and shit and you’re just watching

2581
01:13:47,386 –> 01:13:48,026
on TV like,

2582
01:13:48,506 –> 01:13:49,226
the fuck,

2583
01:13:49,306 –> 01:13:50,066
Afghanistan,

2584
01:13:50,066 –> 01:13:50,866
what the fuck?

2585
01:13:51,186 –> 01:13:51,946
Crazy.

2586
01:13:51,946 –> 01:13:52,506
God.

2587
01:13:52,506 –> 01:13:53,186
It’s just like,

2588
01:13:53,866 –> 01:13:58,346
I guess the nice part is that someone’s actually running

2589
01:13:58,346 –> 01:13:58,826
shit.

2590
01:13:59,386 –> 01:13:59,866
Right.

2591
01:13:59,866 –> 01:14:01,226
Like literally.

2592
01:14:01,546 –> 01:14:03,506
Like running shit.

2593
01:14:03,506 –> 01:14:04,826
That man’s energy.

2594
01:14:06,106 –> 01:14:07,186
It’s just astounding.

2595
01:14:07,466 –> 01:14:08,426
Okay, same guy,

2596
01:14:08,426 –> 01:14:08,746
right?

2597
01:14:09,466 –> 01:14:10,466
But he figured something out.

2598
01:14:10,466 –> 01:14:11,626
Tell me, you know him about me.

2599
01:14:12,666 –> 01:14:14,546
He only has to be his vice president and he wouldn’t

2600
01:14:14,546 –> 01:14:14,906
go for it,

2601
01:14:14,906 –> 01:14:15,106
but.

2602
01:14:20,321 –> 01:14:21,361
This time around,

2603
01:14:22,001 –> 01:14:23,921
he doesn’t got a bunch of shitheads around him.

2604
01:14:23,921 –> 01:14:27,121
Now he’s got doers and lawyers,

2605
01:14:27,281 –> 01:14:27,561
right?

2606
01:14:27,561 –> 01:14:28,641
People you can trust,

2607
01:14:28,721 –> 01:14:30,161
not people trying to take you out,

2608
01:14:30,481 –> 01:14:32,361
who don’t want to do anything but line their pockets.

2609
01:14:32,801 –> 01:14:33,841
It’s amazing,

2610
01:14:34,881 –> 01:14:36,001
the schematic,

2611
01:14:36,561 –> 01:14:38,121
like what was going on underneath it,

2612
01:14:38,121 –> 01:14:39,441
what they were setting up.

2613
01:14:40,161 –> 01:14:40,801
You know what I mean?

2614
01:14:41,241 –> 01:14:41,761
That’s insane.

2615
01:14:42,561 –> 01:14:44,761
And did the Republican Party hold together without

2616
01:14:44,761 –> 01:14:45,281
Trump?

2617
01:14:45,601 –> 01:14:48,641
Because you can tell there’s still that

2618
01:14:49,521 –> 01:14:50,801
country club motherfuckers,

2619
01:14:50,881 –> 01:14:52,561
like Ted Cruz pretending,

2620
01:14:53,201 –> 01:14:55,321
pretending he’s a populist and shit.

2621
01:14:55,921 –> 01:14:56,641
And it’s, yeah,

2622
01:14:56,641 –> 01:14:58,041
I don’t know.

2623
01:14:58,041 –> 01:14:58,521
Well, I think,

2624
01:14:58,801 –> 01:14:59,201
you know,

2625
01:14:59,201 –> 01:15:01,841
JD Vance is heir parent,

2626
01:15:02,001 –> 01:15:03,921
him or Rubio would be my,

2627
01:15:04,481 –> 01:15:04,881
you know.

2628
01:15:04,961 –> 01:15:06,721
Okay, if it was Vance or Rubio,

2629
01:15:06,721 –> 01:15:07,681
who would you want right now?

2630
01:15:08,961 –> 01:15:09,281
Vance.

2631
01:15:10,721 –> 01:15:12,401
Rubio’s doing a whole lot more though.

2632
01:15:12,401 –> 01:15:13,921
Dude, Rubio is amazing.

2633
01:15:13,921 –> 01:15:18,201
There’s a great on Amazon Prime called The Art of the

2634
01:15:18,321 –> 01:15:19,121
Insult.

2635
01:15:19,481 –> 01:15:26,041
And all it is for literally maybe 90 minutes is Donald

2636
01:15:26,041 –> 01:15:29,841
Trump insulting everybody.

2637
01:15:30,001 –> 01:15:31,001
There’s no commentary.

2638
01:15:31,001 –> 01:15:32,561
It’s just him insulting.

2639
01:15:32,561 –> 01:15:35,441
And when he gets to Rubio with the sweating,

2640
01:15:35,521 –> 01:15:36,481
he was a big sweater.

2641
01:15:37,201 –> 01:15:39,601
I mean, I can’t stop laughing.

2642
01:15:40,081 –> 01:15:41,481
And he just dismantled.

2643
01:15:41,481 –> 01:15:43,361
I mean, he started with Jeb Bush,

2644
01:15:43,841 –> 01:15:46,321
in the primaries and just worked his way and went

2645
01:15:46,321 –> 01:15:47,401
through all the Dems.

2646
01:15:47,401 –> 01:15:47,801
And it’s just,

2647
01:15:47,801 –> 01:15:49,281
it’s very revealing,

2648
01:15:49,601 –> 01:15:50,081
you know,

2649
01:15:51,041 –> 01:15:52,001
very revealing.

2650
01:15:52,321 –> 01:15:53,841
How smart is that it worked?

2651
01:15:54,081 –> 01:15:54,561
And you know,

2652
01:15:54,561 –> 01:15:55,601
to your point too,

2653
01:15:55,601 –> 01:15:56,001
you know,

2654
01:15:56,481 –> 01:15:58,241
what he’s doing this time around too,

2655
01:15:58,241 –> 01:15:58,401
you know,

2656
01:15:59,121 –> 01:16:02,001
it’s the smartest guy I’ve ever met.

2657
01:16:02,001 –> 01:16:04,081
It’s fucking not even close.

2658
01:16:04,161 –> 01:16:06,881
Like he’s just two steps ahead of everyone,

2659
01:16:07,201 –> 01:16:07,681
you know.

2660
01:16:09,121 –> 01:16:10,241
understands finance.

2661
01:16:10,241 –> 01:16:10,841
Don’t forget that.

2662
01:16:10,841 –> 01:16:12,721
He understood exactly what you said.

2663
01:16:13,521 –> 01:16:15,521
So he learned from his first four years.

2664
01:16:15,521 –> 01:16:16,961
So this go around,

2665
01:16:18,281 –> 01:16:19,241
he figured it out,

2666
01:16:19,481 –> 01:16:19,601
dude.

2667
01:16:20,241 –> 01:16:23,601
He figured out how to get stuff actually done.

2668
01:16:24,321 –> 01:16:26,921
The whole system is designed for nothing really to

2669
01:16:26,921 –> 01:16:27,361
get done,

2670
01:16:27,761 –> 01:16:28,561
except take.

2671
01:16:28,961 –> 01:16:29,321
Otherwise,

2672
01:16:29,321 –> 01:16:30,841
we’d be like a parliamentary system.

2673
01:16:30,841 –> 01:16:33,041
Whoever wins decides what to do for the next four years.

2674
01:16:33,041 –> 01:16:33,921
We don’t do that,

2675
01:16:34,481 –> 01:16:35,121
you know?

2676
01:16:35,841 –> 01:16:37,441
And our true genius,

2677
01:16:37,481 –> 01:16:39,041
I think, is compromise,

2678
01:16:39,241 –> 01:16:39,841
and that,

2679
01:16:40,881 –> 01:16:41,521
where’s that been?

2680
01:16:41,681 –> 01:16:42,161
That’s good.

2681
01:16:43,281 –> 01:16:45,761
But it’s ultimately what’s going to,

2682
01:16:45,761 –> 01:16:47,801
it’s ultimately what’s going to restore things,

2683
01:16:47,841 –> 01:16:48,121
I think.

2684
01:16:48,121 –> 01:16:50,001
Well, that would be nice if the Democrats would come

2685
01:16:50,001 –> 01:16:53,041
around, because you know you don’t want crime.

2686
01:16:53,601 –> 01:16:55,361
You know you don’t want inflation.

2687
01:16:55,801 –> 01:16:56,401
Do they?

2688
01:16:56,881 –> 01:17:00,961
That’s the crazy part that I even got to ask my fucking

2689
01:17:00,961 –> 01:17:01,441
self.

2690
01:17:01,681 –> 01:17:02,961
Do they really care?

2691
01:17:03,121 –> 01:17:04,841
Because it makes no fucking sense.

2692
01:17:04,841 –> 01:17:05,841
I don’t mean the party.

2693
01:17:05,841 –> 01:17:07,721
I mean the people that vote for them,

2694
01:17:07,721 –> 01:17:08,841
because let’s face it.

2695
01:17:08,841 –> 01:17:10,601
I mean, that election was just a couple million people

2696
01:17:10,601 –> 01:17:11,361
apart, right?

2697
01:17:12,001 –> 01:17:14,961
I don’t really believe people believe the things that

2698
01:17:15,121 –> 01:17:16,961
they’re convincing themselves to believe.

2699
01:17:16,961 –> 01:17:20,561
They just are going to be anti-everything.

2700
01:17:20,561 –> 01:17:22,721
So when you’re talking about the cooperation,

2701
01:17:23,681 –> 01:17:25,481
that would be nice if we had some of it,

2702
01:17:25,481 –> 01:17:27,161
because we all want less crime.

2703
01:17:27,361 –> 01:17:28,641
We all want less murder.

2704
01:17:28,801 –> 01:17:30,961
We all want our kids to be able to read.

2705
01:17:31,121 –> 01:17:31,841
You know what I mean?

2706
01:17:32,241 –> 01:17:34,481
And everything’s no?

2707
01:17:35,121 –> 01:17:35,761
For what?

2708
01:17:35,761 –> 01:17:37,081
You want, you’re trying to get the office back?

2709
01:17:37,081 –> 01:17:38,761
You’re not going to get the office back with that kind

2710
01:17:38,761 –> 01:17:39,641
of fucking attitude.

2711
01:17:40,881 –> 01:17:41,921
I can’t vote for that.

2712
01:17:42,881 –> 01:17:43,841
I never moved.

2713
01:17:44,241 –> 01:17:46,561
I think probably you never moved in the way that you

2714
01:17:46,561 –> 01:17:47,161
look at life.

2715
01:17:47,841 –> 01:17:48,721
You get wiser,

2716
01:17:48,721 –> 01:17:49,281
of course,

2717
01:17:49,281 –> 01:17:51,281
but you know,

2718
01:17:51,841 –> 01:17:54,561
Fairday’s wage for Fairday’s work.

2719
01:17:54,641 –> 01:17:55,681
You know, this kind of,

2720
01:17:56,241 –> 01:17:58,801
America should be for Americans first.

2721
01:17:59,041 –> 01:18:00,401
And when we let you in,

2722
01:18:00,401 –> 01:18:01,361
that should be an honor.

2723
01:18:01,361 –> 01:18:03,041
You’re not entitled to be here.

2724
01:18:03,201 –> 01:18:04,281
Like these kind of things.

2725
01:18:04,281 –> 01:18:04,401
Yeah.

2726
01:18:04,441 –> 01:18:08,041
And until they come back around and be sensible and

2727
01:18:08,041 –> 01:18:08,801
neighbors,

2728
01:18:08,801 –> 01:18:09,601
then it’s,

2729
01:18:10,321 –> 01:18:11,241
I don’t know.

2730
01:18:11,241 –> 01:18:11,841
what happened.

2731
01:18:16,124 –> 01:18:17,444
That’s why I kind of like your neighborhood.

2732
01:18:18,684 –> 01:18:19,364
It’s pretty open,

2733
01:18:19,684 –> 01:18:20,044
like I said,

2734
01:18:20,044 –> 01:18:21,044
it’s checkerboard.

2735
01:18:21,484 –> 01:18:21,604
Yeah.

2736
01:18:22,004 –> 01:18:22,524
Conservative,

2737
01:18:22,524 –> 01:18:23,284
liberal, conservative,

2738
01:18:23,284 –> 01:18:24,644
liberal, and everybody’s getting around long,

2739
01:18:24,644 –> 01:18:25,524
making a community.

2740
01:18:25,684 –> 01:18:25,844
Yeah.

2741
01:18:27,444 –> 01:18:29,044
the school really helps at the end.

2742
01:18:29,044 –> 01:18:31,804
They were talking about consolidating and,

2743
01:18:33,204 –> 01:18:33,684
you know,

2744
01:18:33,764 –> 01:18:34,964
who’s going to buy these homes?

2745
01:18:35,044 –> 01:18:37,084
You know, these are starter homes for the most part.

2746
01:18:37,444 –> 01:18:37,924
You know?

2747
01:18:38,004 –> 01:18:38,804
Not anymore.

2748
01:18:38,964 –> 01:18:40,164
Well, when I say like,

2749
01:18:40,324 –> 01:18:40,724
you know,

2750
01:18:40,964 –> 01:18:41,844
older people,

2751
01:18:41,964 –> 01:18:42,884
we’re going to move out.

2752
01:18:42,884 –> 01:18:44,524
Who’s now going to buy that house?

2753
01:18:44,524 –> 01:18:45,484
When that day comes,

2754
01:18:45,484 –> 01:18:47,884
it’s going to be someone that maybe is starting out

2755
01:18:47,884 –> 01:18:48,564
to, you know,

2756
01:18:48,564 –> 01:18:49,124
wants to start,

2757
01:18:49,284 –> 01:18:49,604
you know,

2758
01:18:49,804 –> 01:18:50,964
a more affordable home,

2759
01:18:51,284 –> 01:18:53,604
has a school within walking distance right down the

2760
01:18:53,604 –> 01:18:53,964
street.

2761
01:18:53,964 –> 01:18:55,204
But it ain’t like when we grew up,

2762
01:18:55,204 –> 01:18:55,764
like, you know.

2763
01:18:56,404 –> 01:18:57,844
That school is 100 years old.

2764
01:18:58,044 –> 01:18:58,404
I know.

2765
01:18:58,964 –> 01:19:00,004
It’s a beautiful school too.

2766
01:19:00,004 –> 01:19:00,644
They keep it up.

2767
01:19:00,644 –> 01:19:01,924
Oakland Elementary.

2768
01:19:03,044 –> 01:19:05,924
But like these aren’t starter homes anymore because

2769
01:19:05,924 –> 01:19:06,404
young people,

2770
01:19:06,404 –> 01:19:08,004
30 year olds with a couple of kids,

2771
01:19:08,244 –> 01:19:09,524
you can’t even afford this.

2772
01:19:10,244 –> 01:19:17,444
This was the house next door was 1948 and this was

2773
01:19:17,444 –> 01:19:18,404
1949.

2774
01:19:18,404 –> 01:19:19,764
So they were all the post-war,

2775
01:19:20,724 –> 01:19:21,884
All the guys coming back.

2776
01:19:21,884 –> 01:19:22,884
All the GIs,

2777
01:19:23,324 –> 01:19:24,164
and boom.

2778
01:19:24,284 –> 01:19:25,204
American dream.

2779
01:19:25,604 –> 01:19:27,844
Now I would bet you the average age around here is

2780
01:19:27,844 –> 01:19:28,964
probably 47,

2781
01:19:28,964 –> 01:19:29,364
48.

2782
01:19:29,364 –> 01:19:30,404
That’d be a good question.

2783
01:19:30,964 –> 01:19:34,164
Yeah, because young people can’t buy into it.

2784
01:19:34,404 –> 01:19:35,844
Are you using Chad all the time?

2785
01:19:36,484 –> 01:19:36,964
Never.

2786
01:19:38,204 –> 01:19:39,364
What AI are you using?

2787
01:19:39,364 –> 01:19:40,484
I don’t use any of it.

2788
01:19:41,284 –> 01:19:42,164
Are you insane?

2789
01:19:42,724 –> 01:19:43,364
No, don’t use it.

2790
01:19:43,364 –> 01:19:44,404
It’s like before.

2791
01:19:44,404 –> 01:19:47,684
It’s like before the Internet and after the Internet,

2792
01:19:47,684 –> 01:19:47,804
dude.

2793
01:19:48,884 –> 01:19:49,284
No, I know.

2794
01:19:49,364 –> 01:19:50,284
It’s in.

2795
01:19:50,284 –> 01:19:52,204
I don’t.

2796
01:19:52,484 –> 01:19:53,204
What I’ll do is.

2797
01:19:53,204 –> 01:19:54,284
It can be kind of scary.

2798
01:19:54,284 –> 01:19:55,284
You know, if I Google something,

2799
01:19:55,284 –> 01:19:56,564
then I’ll offer you stuff.

2800
01:19:56,564 –> 01:19:56,684
Yeah.

2801
01:19:56,684 –> 01:19:58,484
And then you’ll check it out.

2802
01:19:58,484 –> 01:20:05,964
But what AI’s Google’s doing is scraping the big media

2803
01:20:05,964 –> 01:20:06,444
networks.

2804
01:20:06,444 –> 01:20:06,724
Like

2805
01:20:07,684 –> 01:20:09,844
It almost reads like the New York Times or CNN.

2806
01:20:09,844 –> 01:20:10,084
It’s like,

2807
01:20:10,084 –> 01:20:11,284
this is bullshit actually.

2808
01:20:11,524 –> 01:20:13,004
Like Detroit crime,

2809
01:20:13,004 –> 01:20:13,604
did it, did it,

2810
01:20:13,604 –> 01:20:14,244
did it.

2811
01:20:14,484 –> 01:20:15,684
Detroit’s finances,

2812
01:20:15,684 –> 01:20:16,164
did it, did it.

2813
01:20:16,324 –> 01:20:17,204
Oh, I see what you’re doing.

2814
01:20:17,364 –> 01:20:18,604
CNN put out an article.

2815
01:20:18,604 –> 01:20:19,124
Twitter’s got,

2816
01:20:19,124 –> 01:20:20,404
I think, good news sources.

2817
01:20:20,964 –> 01:20:23,324
Well, that’s why you go through Twitter and you can

2818
01:20:23,324 –> 01:20:23,844
read for your,

2819
01:20:23,844 –> 01:20:25,044
you’re doing your own AI.

2820
01:20:25,684 –> 01:20:26,084
Yeah.

2821
01:20:26,484 –> 01:20:29,124
But I don’t ask Grok any questions.

2822
01:20:29,124 –> 01:20:30,324
I go, look.

2823
01:20:31,324 –> 01:20:32,164
I feel I owe it.

2824
01:20:32,964 –> 01:20:35,364
to myself and anybody that cares to listen to what

2825
01:20:35,364 –> 01:20:35,764
I’m saying.

2826
01:20:35,924 –> 01:20:37,844
Someone was teasing me the other day because I was

2827
01:20:37,844 –> 01:20:40,964
asking chat something and I was like,

2828
01:20:42,244 –> 01:20:45,044
what is the population of California?

2829
01:20:45,284 –> 01:20:45,924
Please?

2830
01:20:46,044 –> 01:20:46,564
And they’re like,

2831
01:20:46,564 –> 01:20:47,364
you say please?

2832
01:20:47,364 –> 01:20:48,204
I’m like, I don’t know.

2833
01:20:48,204 –> 01:20:49,124
I guess I did.

2834
01:20:49,124 –> 01:20:52,804
Like, you know.

2835
01:20:52,804 –> 01:20:53,324
Maybe I was high.

2836
01:20:53,324 –> 01:20:54,484
I don’t know.

2837
01:20:54,484 –> 01:21:00,004
You’re training yourself to be a fucking servant of

2838
01:21:00,004 –> 01:21:00,804
Terminator.

2839
01:21:02,404 –> 01:21:04,164
Getting ready to bow down to my master,

2840
01:21:04,484 –> 01:21:04,964
right?

2841
01:21:05,524 –> 01:21:06,964
For a sign of subservience.

2842
01:21:07,044 –> 01:21:12,884
Even like the AI on X talks,

2843
01:21:14,324 –> 01:21:17,284
just, it talks like it’s the New York Times.

2844
01:21:17,604 –> 01:21:19,324
Like brazen robbery.

2845
01:21:19,324 –> 01:21:20,484
I’m like, brazen robbery.

2846
01:21:20,724 –> 01:21:22,004
Who uses brazen?

2847
01:21:22,324 –> 01:21:24,164
New York fucking Times uses brazen.

2848
01:21:24,564 –> 01:21:25,844
We got to have more than enough stuff,

2849
01:21:25,844 –> 01:21:26,164
man.

2850
01:21:26,484 –> 01:21:26,964
What’s that?

2851
01:21:27,724 –> 01:21:28,404
That’s clicking off.

2852
01:21:28,724 –> 01:21:28,924
Yeah,

2853
01:21:29,564 –> 01:21:29,764
All right,

2854
01:21:29,764 –> 01:21:30,164
hold on now.

2855
01:21:30,164 –> 01:21:31,004
Okay, let’s click it off.

2856
01:21:31,044 –> 01:21:31,364
That’s it.

2857
01:21:31,364 –> 01:21:31,884
I mean, no,

2858
01:21:31,884 –> 01:21:32,644
unless you want to,

2859
01:21:32,644 –> 01:21:34,004
you need a rap or something like…

2860
01:21:34,804 –> 01:21:35,524
That was the rap.

2861
01:21:35,564 –> 01:21:38,804
It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood A beautiful

2862
01:21:38,804 –> 01:21:41,364
day for a neighbor Would you be mine?

2863
01:21:42,244 –> 01:21:43,204
Could you be mine?

2864
01:21:44,604 –> 01:21:47,924
It’s a neighborly day in this beauty wood A neighborly

2865
01:21:47,924 –> 01:21:50,524
day for a beauty Would you be mine?

2866
01:21:51,564 –> 01:21:52,484
Could you be mine?

2867
01:21:53,924 –> 01:21:58,204
I have always wanted to have a neighbor Just like you

2868
01:21:59,124 –> 01:22:03,204
I’ve always wanted to live in the neighborhood with

2869
01:22:03,204 –> 01:22:03,444
you

 

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