Sum Yung Guy once wrote, “The fault dear Brutus is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings.”
And so, our “representatives” shower crumbs upon us and keep cake to themselves.
Beef going for $21. Cream cheese for $7. Eggs for $8. The President says the times are good. The Governor sprinkles a grocery cart of relief. That’s amusing says Karen, “we’re going to hell in a shopping cart.”
Flat Earth Dave doesn’t believe any of it. Doesn’t believe the Earth is round anymore, the moon landing is a fake and space shots of Earth are Photoshopped. The international conspiracy won’t let us near the ice wall that’s holding all of Earth water.
The globe is round of course. Listen how F.E.D. explains away: Lunar eclipses. Universal daylight. Density = Mass/Volume. The existence of the Harlem Globetrotters.
The first installment of the Red Walking: Our in-house comedian, who’s homeless, challenges the people of Detroit on their knowledge of Detroit Black history.
Keep on reaching for the stars: Hint- They’re optical illusions- FlatEarthDave.com. Check it out! He’s got a crypto currency contest going on!!