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I got pajamas for Christmas.

Volodymyr Zelensky got $45 billion.

The Department of Defense got $900 billion.

Migrants got a bus ride & blankets.

The Detroit Lions got whacked.

White Boy Rick got a second chance.

Sam Bankman-Fried got to stay at mommy & daddy’s house.

And an Iowa weatherman got to stand in the cold.

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