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What the F Just Happened?

It rains 2 bitty inches and we’re flooded again?

The Government spin: blame it on Noah.  

The Truth: Government failed again.

From the right: EXCLUSIVE Jason Roe, former MI GOP Director: “Trump ran a horrible campaign.”

From the left: EXCLUSIVE Adolph Mongo “Shit’s all about money.”

From the street: EXCLUSIVE Detroit Red, fishing for small mouth bass in the deluge, “I’m not voting Democrat or Republican until something’s fixed.”

WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT: “You invite Dracula into your house, you gonna get bit,” says Mongo.

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